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Instructables junkie, are you one? Know the signs.

Are you an Instructables junkie? (if you or a friend/loved one apply to 3 or more of these, please indicate it so that we may be enablers to your self destructive/constructive behaviors. Please be honest)
If I feel nice, I might make a personalized I'bles member card for those who ask(domindude10).

Symptoms include:
- Spending more then 5 straight hours on the site
- Commenting excessively
- PMing excessively
- Trying way to hard for any patches you can find, no matter how lame they are
- Replying to all your comments, within less than 15 minutes of comment being posted
- Posting the most unrelated stuff to the subject at hand
- Neglecting things in the real world that are more important then your attention-seeking behavior here, like homework, or your job
- Complaining about things that aren't worth anyone's breath or time
- Making many I'bles solely for contest entries
- Using terms like I'bles, 'able, OB, O-board, (more to be amended)
- Making excessive forum topics
- Those who post *some* things Knex (like guns. its not all bad, the ramp stuff is cool)

- You roam the Instructables chatroom (meaning you are more than just a casual user)
sub-note - you also troll the I'bles IRC much more then necessary

- You have lots of partial projects lying around the house, but not being able to prioritize them because they are all so equally Instructableizeable(or you lack the funds to finish them(possibly from your lack of attention to the real world)).

- Your response to pretty much everything that happens around you is "That would make a good Instructable."

- Your first choice of a search engine is Instructables and not Google, even when you're not searching instructions.

- You pressure everyone you know to join/submit Instructables/use them.

- You brag to no end to everyone about how cool Instructables is and how it is your whole online life (possibly real life too)

- Asking yourself, "What would Kiteman do?"

- Praising the robot or Eric whenever it is totally unnecessary.
(list to be amended with new whore attributes when they are identified)

List of confirmed Instructables junkies:
1) Dj Radio
2) Killer~Safe[Cracker]
3) Kiteman
4) ripstikfan
5) domindude10
6) PKM
7) Nova Hawk
8) V-Man737
9) Izanagi Telos
10) lemonie
11) smilee
12) Berkin
13) mg0930mg
14) logangina
15) conadia
16) The Jamalam
17) hiyadudez
18) Kryptonite
19) Seleziona
20) daywalker42
21) Bartboy
22) MrMystery96
23) sharlston
24) RavingMadStudios
25) joshualater

If you have found that you are are indubitably a junkie, you may think about joining the 12 step program.


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darman123 years ago
Dunno if it is to late to be a confirmed junkie, but I am. 6 of those apply to me... maaaybe 7.
Kubuntu5 years ago
...hi, guys. Nice to meet you.

For symptoms: how about having a folder full of Instructables you keep meaning to get to? Or a recipe book that is pretty much entirely from instructables?

Or how about having a bunch of projects you otherwise never would have made, regardless of how much hassle they are?
The Ideanator (author)  Kubuntu5 years ago
Ooh, good call Kubuntu (my folder is mainly the ibles site, since that's where I'll remember them, kindof like cloud storage almost)
caarntedd6 years ago
I log on to Instructables at work and don't care when my boss catches me.
LOL!!

How about stay up till 3am your time, just to insure your I'ble gets in under the dead line... only to read it, first thing the next morning (yes getting up first thing the next morning to check it) & realize how many mistakes you made in your bleary haze?

Or seeing how many days in a row you can wear your hard earned robot t-shirt?

Or obsessing about making robot paper toys?

Sigh.... I'm now afraid! very afraid!
ostomesto6 years ago
i am. but its mainly cause i am such a maker type person and no one i know is like that. im the only person i know who likes to make stuff. here people are like me and understand my ideas and stuff
The Ideanator (author)  ostomesto6 years ago
Same here, isn't that just a bit sad? I wish I had more EE/ME maker types that I could hang out with (then I might actually get off my lazy butt and HAVE a life)
yea me to
I most definitely am. Most of those apply to me...

But would someone please look at the URL to this page? It says whore in it.
The Ideanator (author)  THE_GEEK20077 years ago
Cool, and about that...err, thats how  I wrote the title to begin with, I changed it quickly.
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