It's 4:30 PM, there's a tropical storm stalled overhead, I've got three baby animals bleeding on my robot shirt and it's 20 miles to the wildlife rehabilitator...Hit it...

I kept hearing KEY...KEY...KEY... So I ventured out thinking it was some bird, I'm looking all over and keep hearing it. Search all over the yard, check the garage (it's trapped a bird before), nothing. But I keep hearing it, maybe it's coming from across the street? Man there's a lot of crap in the street, and it's moving, OH CRAP!! There's a squirrel dray in the street all torn up and three bloody, wet babies in the road. So I scoop them up into my robot shirt, where they promptly pee, not the worst thing I've had on me. ;-) I rush into the house and call my vet, since he used to rehab flying squirrels, and get the # for the "local" rehab place. It's in Bithlo, twenty miles away, that won't mean anything to you if you don't live in Fl. but it's the West Virginia of Fl, the nightmare before Christmas, and Baghdad all rolled into one. Let's cut this short, I got them there, the guy says they're in better shape than they looked, I gave them a donation for their care, and now I'm back home, realizing I'm nicer than I am reasonable, and that's okay with me...

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110100101109 years ago
great you ! :)
Wow... if the blood doesn't wash out let us know.
Oooo... Previously unknown "squirrel damage" insurance on all instructables robot t-shirts now included.
Even better, they could produce "Squirrel Resistant" shirts!
That is what "ScotchGuard ® is all about :-)
No end quotation? Shame
I didn't have a beginning oneit was supposed to read:

ScothGuard ®
And no space! Oneit is not a word!
Oneit should be [one on it] :-P
Two mistakes in a row? Is that a new record?
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