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Kiteman's Haiku Contest the Sequel!

Ok,so Kiteman posted a patch contest that was very succesful. I took his VERY LAST PATCH! So,I am posting this,it has the EXACT SAME RULES AS KITEMAN'S exept that I am the one sending patches! Haiku Away!

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monsterlego says: Oct 22, 2011. 10:26 AM
Instructables fun,
Make-and-doing all day long,
Just don't kill yourself.
Koosie says: Feb 25, 2010. 12:05 PM
A Haiku contest!
Ha, I will beat all the rest!
For I am the best! :->
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caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 25, 2010. 12:42 PM
Your boast will be toast,
We all know a polar bear
can't type on keyboard.
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 25, 2010. 10:22 PM
Aha! A challenge!
Then lets have this duel of words!
Or do I scare thee. :->
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caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 25, 2010. 10:37 PM
Do your best or wurst
Lest you eat your little words
Spicy hot mustard?
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 26, 2010. 12:54 AM
Eat my little words?
Maybe with some sweet chilli
But never subdue!
133
caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 26, 2010. 4:28 AM
A challenge indeed
No matter what you will say
It still does not rhyme
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 26, 2010. 12:14 PM
Does it need to rhyme?
I will turn you into slime!
With my magic pine!
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caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 26, 2010. 8:50 PM
Do not miss a beat
Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme,
makes it all taste good.
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 27, 2010. 7:38 AM
Machinge gun, rifle
Bazooka, rocket, sling-shot
These are my weapons!
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caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 27, 2010. 10:02 AM
Just keep on running
You have no ammunition
Rock, paper, scissors...
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 27, 2010. 12:10 PM
What about magic?!
I'll say Abrakadabra!
And you will vanish! :->
133
caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 27, 2010. 12:18 PM
No thrill in the kill
Tis the hunt that is fair game
For the chase is good
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 27, 2010. 1:07 PM
I don't speak Spanish
I don't prattle in Polish
But I will for you! ;->

133
caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 27, 2010. 1:25 PM
Esperanto, No?
The internet connects us
Hello, my good friend.
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 28, 2010. 6:15 AM
Dial-up, wi-fi
ADSL,  and 3G
None shall protect you! ;->
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The Jamalam in reply to KoosieFeb 28, 2010. 6:31 AM
"Dial-up, wi-fi" huh?
I think that you've done that wrong.
5 syllables - not!
Koosie in reply to The JamalamFeb 28, 2010. 12:06 PM
http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/dial.html

Ahem, enough said
Or is that enough written?
Either way, I'm write ;->
133
caitlinsdad in reply to The JamalamFeb 28, 2010. 7:43 AM
Static on the line?
Failure to communicate?
Di al, di al, twice.
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The Jamalam in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 28, 2010. 12:19 PM
In britain, we tend to say it as one syllable.
Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 28, 2010. 12:16 PM
Too long we have fought
Enough page, we shall not have
A shower I need :-(
133
caitlinsdad in reply to KoosieFeb 28, 2010. 1:01 PM
Backed into a wall
Ha, too much information
Till we meet again.

Koosie in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 28, 2010. 1:59 PM
You, sir, are legend!
Many thanks for the great patch! :->
My last, this will be!
9
kelseymh says: Feb 18, 2010. 10:38 PM
Duplicated work
Too much effort for me
Missing syllable
16
Lithium Rain in reply to kelseymhFeb 25, 2010. 1:04 PM
You're a lazy bum
Add just one more word (try "Way")
To the second line

9
kelseymh in reply to Lithium RainFeb 25, 2010. 4:16 PM
If we could edit
comments that we have written,
then I would do so.
16
Lithium Rain in reply to kelseymhFeb 25, 2010. 4:44 PM
Hey! Great idea there
New PRO feature coming up:
Editing comments
9
kelseymh in reply to Lithium RainFeb 25, 2010. 4:53 PM
http://www.instructables.com/community/Should_be_possible_to_edit_comments/
http://www.instructables.com/community/edit_instructables_comments/
http://www.instructables.com/community/just_give_us_10_minutes/

16
Lithium Rain in reply to kelseymhFeb 25, 2010. 6:07 PM
Yes indeed; I know
But it finished out the line
(Poetic license)
31
The Jamalam says: Feb 22, 2010. 9:05 AM
Ibles is awesome
You can do a lot of stuff
Building, make and craft
38
Goodhart says: Feb 17, 2010. 10:03 PM
Techie Haikus are
Just not sequencial at all
Much less as sequels.
9
Zaphod Beeblebrox (author) in reply to GoodhartFeb 18, 2010. 1:23 PM
patch i want to send
my patch button will not work
when fixed patch is yours!
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Goodhart in reply to Zaphod BeeblebroxFeb 18, 2010. 3:04 PM
Instead of sequels,
Sequins I  wanted to write
 The pun might be missed  ;-) 
Koosie says: Feb 18, 2010. 7:06 AM
Oh look, a Supra!
Too fast for my Cressida :-(
Time to go turbo!
133
caitlinsdad says: Feb 16, 2010. 2:36 PM
Topic out of time
Comment, pun, question, reply
I just don't get it.
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Zaphod Beeblebrox (author) in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 16, 2010. 3:05 PM
exact same rules as the othor one
16
Lithium Rain in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 16, 2010. 2:39 PM
Gushing flows of black
Fast, whirling rolls of white
It's a newspaper!
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Goodhart in reply to Lithium RainFeb 18, 2010. 3:06 PM
It's a newspaper
but then beneath glass it is
in a museum.
133
caitlinsdad in reply to Lithium RainFeb 16, 2010. 2:48 PM
Immediately
Before a thought is finished
Stalking, yes or no?
16
Lithium Rain in reply to caitlinsdadFeb 16, 2010. 2:57 PM
No, coincidence
Just refreshing the forums
It looked interesting
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