Laugh a Little

Greetings!
     Where I use to live my local paper posted some funny stories or or sayings titled "Laugh a Little" hence the name. I decide to post some of them to see what you think. None of these are ones that I made up, they're all from the paper. If you want me to post more I will. I have lots of them.
     Enjoy.

                               Questions that haunt me!
  1. Can you cry underwater?
  2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  4. What disease did cured ham actually have?
  5. How is it that we put  man on the moon before we figured out how to put wheels on luggage?
  6. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every to hours?
  7. If a death person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  8. Why do people pay to go up in tall buildings and pay to look through binoculars at things on the ground?
  9. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a coconut radio, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
                                Church Bloopers 
  1. The fasting and prayer conference includes meals.
  2. The sermon this morning 'Jesus walks on water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
  3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husband.
  4. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
  5. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. 
  6. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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crapflinger4 years ago
#3, have you ever tried making a round box? a square pizza is a little easier, but still not as easy as a round pizza.

one who has made boxes, and pizzas will understand that.

#2.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Answer. A person should have some public reputation, he/she must be a politician that may be assassinated

.Q#.7 If a death person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Ans: Yes it can be hearing by court , because its not dead person its death person, so death person can be a name of person.

7 was meant to be "deaF" person, i surmise.

10. babies
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just kidding...
No problem.
XD, nice bro.
Rojo684 years ago
Question number 2 is cool! Never thought of that!