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Love Sucks Party

My friend Bug is responsible for a fine Valentine's Day tradition: the Love Sucks party.

This party is held whenever he's single (according to the rules below), and is open to any single friends and their single friends. It's usually held at a distinctly non-romantic type of restaurant with ample seating and strong drinks. I know of at least one marriage that's come of Love Sucks parties, but that's really not the point, is it?

The rules:
1) Single is defined as a) really single, b) your SO is at least 3,000 miles away, or c) you don't have a date for Valentine's Day and your romantic entanglements require a white board for proper mapping, otherwise known as the Circus Trainer Clause. (As in, "my girlfriend is out for dinner with her husband and her girlfriend, the circus trainer..." or something equally convoluted enough to require a whiteboard for mapping.) Either way, participants are likely to be a bit grouchy about the holiday.
2) Single friends can bring another of their single friend as a "non-date", ie someone they would never date.

There may be more rules, but as I've never been (un)lucky enough to attend one of Bug's Love Sucks parties I'm a bit fuzzy on the other details. (Bug, can you help out here?) It should be noted that he's NOT planning one this year, as he doesn't qualify to attend. ;-)

This shouldn't stop you from picking up this worthy tradition. Just make sure to bring a whiteboard.

UPDATE: here's Bug's official description and invite template for all to use.

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lemonie9 years ago
To quote Butthead: "I don't like stuff that sucks."
Hoover's suck
Hoovers both suck and blow don't they?

L
Are we talking J.Edgar, or Herbert?
Hmmm, given that the word is plural in Lemonie's quote, it would have to be more than either one,  and may include V.C. Hoover  ;-) 
 
Yes, that would be V.C. Hoover (Vacuum Cleaner Hoover ;-) 
 
OK, I'll look him up.

L
Huh?   No, I was just saying  V(acuum)  C(leaner) Hoover   was my V.C.Hoover ...  I know, vague reference....
 
In one end and out the other....
 
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