"Meow", the joke that never gets noticed!
Okay, the joke I am going to be showing you is called "Meow". It was invented by my brother in 8th grade, and it is absolutely hilarious! Oh, and by the by, you need to be able to keep a straight face for this joke, or it will not work.
So, the joke is very simple. You just insert a subtle "meow" into your sentence when you are talking to someone. Example:
"Hey, man! How are you doing?" "Oh, pretty good, meow." "That's great." "So, meow, umm, have you heard of the concert coming to town? meow." "Yeah, I've heard of it." "Are you going? meow." "No, I can't." "meow. Well, that sucks. meow. Well, I'm going to the concert. meow." "Well, see you later, I have a bus to catch." "Okay, meow. See you later!"
It really helps to make the pitch of the "meow"s to be the same as the sentence before or after. My brother had to do a speech in front of the class, and he said "meow" FIFTY-TWO times in the the speech, and nobody noticed!