Methane Captured from Cows
So we all know that Cows are killing the planet in that they are producing a huge amount of Methane from their farts. I say we build a massive bubble around the pastures, and we capture the gases, burn them for fuel, and clean up the waste gas as much as possible.
The ideal situation would be for people to stop eating beef and using cows all together, but alas steak is tasty.
I am aware that they have been treating the cows manure and getting gases from that, which they then burn.
However as the cows fart, they punch massive holes in the ozone.
To conclude, the cows must die...steak for all, dibs on the ribs...