Most Embarrassing (thanks Skate) Moments.

Ok, everybody's got one. WHat's your most embarassing moment? You know: split your pants, threw up on a friend, toilet paper stuck to your shoe, forgot to cover a hickey- that sort of thing. I'll go first. Today at church (I'm the minister for a small congregation), I forgot and left my cellphone on. "No big deal" you say? My ringtone is David Allen Coe (a VERY "In-your-face" and "offensive in a funny sort of way" country musician). I was just finishing up Sunday school, and getting ready to give my sermon. Then the phone rang, everyone could hear..... "I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison...". My wife quickly hung it up (but didn't turn it off). Then it rang AGAIN!! I was looking for something to crawl under. I wanted to die! The church-members all laughed (because they know my sense of humor), but I turned red as a beet. I stepped outside, and returned the call, as we were sort of at a stopping place. I figured it must be an emergency for anyone to call me in the middle of "church". It turns out the call was a church member, who's been out of town for a couple of months wanting to wish everybody well, and see if he could listen in on part of the service. Moral of the story: Get a different ringtone!!! OK, Who's next?

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DJ Radio8 years ago
ok, it was on the first day of school. I went to the assembly place, but it turns out thats where the girls go for assembly.
skunkbait (author)  DJ Radio8 years ago
Oh, that's pretty bad.
not rly, nobody made a big deal about it, and by the time school started, it blew off all the way. it could have been worse..............
skunkbait (author)  DJ Radio8 years ago
WHen I joined the track team in highschool, the coach screwed up and gave me an old uniform. The problem was, the old colour had become JUST FOR GIRLS. I didn't realize it till I showed up at the meet in a girls (coloured) sweatsuit!
:-) I was good at starting school on the right foot.....just normally in the wrong homeroom *sigh*
skunkbait (author)  Goodhart8 years ago
Or on the wrong bus!!! (been there done that) Hey maybe that's why I felt the need to buy my OWN bus.
the only bus I own is inside my computer ;-)
skunkbait (author)  Goodhart8 years ago
You must have a BIG computer. I can't even fit my bus in the barn!
It's a small bus, but it's fast LOL
Speaking of fast...


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