Music-Inspired Toilets

The newest meaning of guitar or piano solo. Jammin' Johns--slogan: 'music to your rear'--is a company with a toilet design for the musically inclined.

From their web site: After several years of research & development, Jammin' Johns presents our finest quality 'Studio Series'. The products are produced by a guitar factory that manufactures some of the most popular brands of guitars. The 'Studio Series' features our own newly designed ring with chrome hardware for low maintenance. All finishes are of the highest quality and are hand buffed.

Even more impressively, the company boasts a famous list of clientele: WIllie Nelson, Dolly Parton, and Steven Spielberg have all purchased a Jammin' John. Thankfully, Spielberg decided against a very painful Jaws-themed toilet.

Jammin' Johns via Neatorama

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Dec 10, 2009. 7:35 PMGlockenator says:
i would use a violin. personally i think they belong there
Jul 27, 2008. 2:34 PM12 gauge says:
what's next?!? violin plungers???
Jul 29, 2008. 12:32 PMWeissensteinburg says:
No, it'll play music when you flush.

=]
Dec 11, 2008. 4:12 PMParakeet Crazzzy says:
thats stupid, i could listen to my ipod then that.
Jul 29, 2008. 12:34 PMKeith-Kid says:
Ohhhh.....
Jul 29, 2008. 11:31 AMLinuxH4x0r says:
Hehe, rock out with your c*ck out! LOL
Jul 22, 2008. 2:22 PMGjdj3 says:
Creepy! There are some instruments that might not work as well as others... the flute for example.
Jul 25, 2008. 5:51 PMjstark101 says:
This one time at band camp...
Jul 25, 2008. 5:51 PMGjdj3 says:
Yeah, that's where Evil Bike didn't want to go. Lol.
Jul 24, 2008. 9:38 PMEvil Bike says:
you might not want to go there...um...yeah...
Jul 25, 2008. 7:08 AMGjdj3 says:
I was just saying it wouldn't make a very good lid.
Jul 25, 2008. 9:36 AM=SMART= says:
Does it play the jaws theme music when you sit down? du-du du-du dun dun duuuhhhnnn.......
Jul 25, 2008. 9:42 AMjessyratfink says:
I don't hear Jaws music in my head when I read that. I hear Super Mario Bros. world 1-2. :P
Jul 25, 2008. 10:17 AM=SMART= says:
hahahaha yea ! Are you in San Francisco now? i saw the pictures of the welcoming at the airport, looked funny :P
Jul 25, 2008. 10:32 AMjessyratfink says:
Yep, I'm at instructables right now.
Jul 25, 2008. 2:04 PM=SMART= says:
i am sooooooo jealous...... You are very lucky :P 1/2 the people on this site would give their left arm to intern there :D hope you enjoy it !
Jul 23, 2008. 11:00 AMwazupwiop says:
wow....... interesting...... I wonder if I could get my guitar to do that.
Jul 23, 2008. 9:58 AMKnex_Gun_Builder says:
gross!!!
Jul 23, 2008. 6:03 AMPlasmana says:
Music toilets?!?! Wow!
Jul 22, 2008. 10:35 PMDJ Radio says:
crazy
Jul 22, 2008. 2:49 PMgmoon says:
There must be hundreds of toilet seat guitars, if not guitar toilet seats... It's even patented...

Useless Fun Fact of the day: the "opalescent" contact paper used so much on amp cabinets, bathroom fixtures and other consumer products in the 1950's is usually referred to today as "mother-of-toilet-seat."
Jul 22, 2008. 2:00 PMLithium Rain says:
Just. Wrong.
Jul 22, 2008. 12:31 PMKeith-Kid says:
Hmmn......tuba pooping.....
Jul 22, 2008. 12:28 PMFlumpkins says:
LOL!!!

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