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The President Of the United States Is a Ninja

This morning I awoke to find Our president strewn about the news in a rather comical way: He had nearly been assassinated by shoes (joke) and I took some video using the technique from my recent instructable and converted it into a gif if you are going to use this on anything please make sure I'm mentioned, it's just common courtesy XD

President Bush is a NINJA!!!!!.gif
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Jan 17, 2009. 12:21 AMDerin says:
I know that a shoe manufacturer in Istanbul claimed the shoe :D Then a Iraq shoe company said they didn't make the shoe.Then everybody began talking about how good that action was :D
Jan 12, 2009. 1:42 PMknexsuperbuilderfreak says:
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Dec 20, 2008. 8:31 PMmynameisjonas says:
Impressive.... I heard that in Iraq people are being sent joke test messages asking people to remove their shoes for safety reasons.
Dec 18, 2008. 5:47 PMskunkpunk says:
He moved a little TOO quickly. I think he's on steroids!
Dec 17, 2008. 11:47 PMskunkbait says:
I heard a guy threw a beer at Bill CLinton. He dodged it, because he thought it was a DRAFT! :-) BTW- Don't start whining about my mean-spiritedness. I am an equal opportunity offender.
Dec 18, 2008. 5:35 PMNachoMahma says:
. ROFL. That's one I've never heard before and I thought I had heard them all. . Just called my buddy Billy and he thinks it's hilarious, too.
Dec 17, 2008. 5:38 AMGjdj3 says:
Impressive skills from an otherwise unimpressive president. Well, on the positive side, he's going to have a giant collection of cheap shoes by the time his presidency is over.
Dec 17, 2008. 1:48 AMthematthatter says:
chnique from my recent instructable and converted it into a gif if you are going to use this on anything please make sure I'm mentioned, it's just common courtesy XD

:) Did you mention it to CNN that you rip the footage and made a GIF file out of it? :(
Dec 15, 2008. 6:00 PMDoctor What says:
How could he not be a ninja? He was able to invade a country by manipulating his own country into believing that there was a valid reason! That's some serious ninja skills.
Dec 15, 2008. 6:15 PMkelseymh says:
No, we never voted for it. Nor did Bush ever invoke the War Powers Act (i.e., asked Congress to declare war). He just asked Congress for the money and they gave it to him. Nobody ever asked "us."
Dec 16, 2008. 12:39 PMNachoMahma says:
> they gave it to him. Nobody ever asked "us."
. We elected they, so they is us.
Dec 16, 2008. 1:27 PMkelseymh says:
As in "We have met the enemy..."? Thanks, Pogo. Show of hands if you've even heard of Pogo, let alone ever read it.
Dec 16, 2008. 1:44 PMNachoMahma says:
. "... and they are us."
Dec 16, 2008. 12:41 PMNachoMahma says:
1) I'm impressed. Not sure I could have dodged either shot. 2) What took the Secret Service so long to react? 3) Great job with the GIF.
Dec 15, 2008. 10:28 PMLftndbt says:
Instead of giving sometimes medocre speechs, he should have just stood there and had people throw things at him to dodge. I'd pay to see 60 items in 60 seconds .
Dec 15, 2008. 6:45 PMWeissensteinburg says:
Reminded me of Austin Powers...
Dec 15, 2008. 7:02 PMguyfrom7up says:
lol I'd like you to meet my Korean Assasin, "Random Task" When I was little I didn't get it, lol.
Dec 15, 2008. 6:04 PMSunbanks says:
One of my teachers showed us that video this morning. Bush has totally amazing shoe dodging skillz.
Dec 15, 2008. 6:24 PMChicken2209 says:
OMG same! we watched it twice!
Dec 15, 2008. 6:31 PMSunbanks says:
My friend kept missing seeing the part where the guy threw the shoe so we had to watch it a couple of times XD
Dec 15, 2008. 6:50 PMChicken2209 says:
oh... well my teacher handed out snickers!!! but i didnt get one she only had 3 :(
Dec 15, 2008. 6:57 PMSpl1nt3rC3ll says:
My teacher handed out two quizzes!
:D ... : ) .... : | ... : ( ... :'(
Dec 15, 2008. 6:51 PMSunbanks says:
Nom I love snickers
Dec 15, 2008. 7:00 PMChicken2209 says:
its not like i refused it though...
yes very nom
Dec 15, 2008. 5:27 PMChicken2209 says:
I dont know if ninja is the right word...
Dec 15, 2008. 5:31 PMbumpus says:
Perhaps, he just has good depth perception and a decent reaction time..
Dec 15, 2008. 5:43 PMChicken2209 says:
im just glad he dodged it this situation wouldnt be as funny if his nose started to bleed
Dec 15, 2008. 5:50 PMBrennn10 says:
I was rather impressed with President Bush's reflexes.

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