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Pie is not cake

Nor is cake pie. Discuss.

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Mar 2, 2012. 7:04 AMComputothought says:
Some people from up north call a pizza a pie, Never heard that till a snowbird came south to say they called it. The cheesecake is is supposed to be a cake, but I call it a pie. Trying to think when I heard a cake called a pie. Then again a pizza is a cousin of a cake. Ever tried olive oil cake?
Apr 12, 2008. 2:34 PMwhatsisface says:
Proof:

Pi = 3.14159265.....

Cake = Lie

Lies are perfectly rational, but Pi is not.
Mar 2, 2012. 6:58 AMComputothought says:
Pie are squared not round.
Apr 12, 2008. 2:46 PMGoodhart says:
Pi is a rational number, but numbers like the square root of 1 are not rational numbers.
Apr 12, 2008. 2:52 PMwhatsisface says:
Ok, now I'm intrigued. Exactly how is pi rational? I can't see any fraction that would give exactly pi, like this 22/7 business.
Apr 14, 2008. 9:54 AMkillerjackalope says:
Well Pi is a rational number In the sense that it can be written down... It'll just never finish... Stupid decimals, there's probably a fraction that works, it'll be a circle with a whole number as a diameter and circumference... it may or may not exist...
Apr 12, 2008. 3:01 PMGoodhart says:
Oops, you are correct. I withdraw my hasty comment. Pi is irrational and the square root of one is actually an imaginary number. 33 years away from math will do that to you LOL
Apr 12, 2008. 9:20 PMLabot2001 says:
The square root of one is not imaginary, is it?
Apr 13, 2008. 4:48 AMGoodhart says:
I thought that an imaginary number was a complex number that, when squared, its value is a real number not greater than zero ?

Just as the equation x2 + 1 = 0 has no real solution so it is that the square root of 1 hasn't, right ? But then again, 33 years away from the complex math table may have me all wet again.
Apr 13, 2008. 7:40 AMzachninme says:
Square root of negative one is imaginary ;p
Square root of 1 = 1.
I think, however, by technicality, the square root of one is complex, where b=0.
Apr 15, 2008. 5:06 AMGoodhart says:
Ok, I stand corrected once more. And now I do kind of remember that. ( square root of 2 is irrational, square root of one - 1; the square root of -1 is imaginary); not that I will remember that past today, but thanks for reminding me :-)
Apr 18, 2008. 2:27 AMMangetout says:
Such absolute statements have never been more or less than a spur to quicken my actions. My life will henceforth be dedicated to the invention of an exceptional foodstuff - something that is quintessentially pie, while also, and simultaneously, being the very paradigm of cake. Wish me luck. I shall return.
Apr 20, 2008. 10:34 PMbobise says:
So what if you baked a cake in a pie shell, then iced it... It would be a pie, but you would be eating cake. And you could still have ice cream on it.
Apr 23, 2008. 6:06 AMMangetout says:
That's just crazy talk. Nobody really believes stuff like that.
Apr 17, 2008. 2:41 PMdamasta says:
pi is a number cake is delicious pi exists the cake is a lie see the differences?
Apr 14, 2008. 5:08 PMLasVegas says:
Apr 14, 2008. 5:45 PMBran says:
What's funny is, that Kiteman already posted the same link.
Apr 14, 2008. 5:13 PMguyfrom7up says:
OMG it's LasVegas!!!
Apr 14, 2008. 5:44 PMBran says:
OMG - Party!
Apr 13, 2008. 7:47 AMcaitlinsdad says:
Eskimo pie is like ice cream cake. So are ice cream cakes like Fudgy the Whale considered real cakes?
Apr 12, 2008. 9:22 PMLabot2001 says:
Is chocolate soup considered cake?
Apr 13, 2008. 4:53 AMGoodhart says:
I wouldn't think so, but the Dumplings one makes for them sometimes comes close :-)
Apr 12, 2008. 1:41 PMBran says:
Is bread cake?
Apr 12, 2008. 2:31 PMwhatsisface says:
Only if it is sweet, otherwise the whole exercise shall be deemed an act of falsification.
Apr 12, 2008. 4:54 PMcaitlinsdad says:
Just make sure it is not sweetbreads. Mad cow disease comes from those loafing around.
Apr 12, 2008. 9:18 PMLabot2001 says:
loafing around

*groan*
Apr 12, 2008. 3:32 PMBran says:
I'm just trying to see if my banana bread is eligible....
Apr 12, 2008. 8:49 PMCameronSS says:
Hmmm...Maybe if you made it more as a cake, and not as a loaf... So far the penguin is winning for my birthday next week, but banana bread cake...sounds tasty...
Apr 13, 2008. 7:33 AMBran says:
So, to make it more of a cake, I'd double the recipe and put it in a 9 by 13 casserole dish?
Apr 14, 2008. 2:50 PMLindyGirlThay says:
I agree, I think it needs to be iced, in some way, to qualify for cake.
Apr 14, 2008. 9:56 AMkillerjackalope says:
It could go well with a caramel icing... or banana
Apr 13, 2008. 11:40 AMCameronSS says:
And add some sugar... ;-)
Apr 12, 2008. 12:43 PMtomonto says:
Am I missing something? Thats a lengthy discussion for something as random(again, am i missing something) as this...... I am confused... And also intrigued.....
Apr 12, 2008. 3:34 PMBran says:
In the new Cake contest, "Pie is not cake" is one of the rules.
Apr 12, 2008. 4:12 PMtomonto says:
ohhhhh!!! still a lengthy discussion for it
Apr 10, 2008. 12:06 PMSpinWard says:
Pi is a really long number and Cake is a really cool band.
Apr 12, 2008. 12:35 PMGjdj3 says:
So true!
Apr 10, 2008. 3:54 PMsuggsugg says:
haha, agreed
Apr 12, 2008. 9:06 AMcaitlinsdad says:
How does one define "pancakes" or "Johnny cakes"? Is there a minimum height requirement?
Apr 11, 2008. 12:31 PMLindyGirlThay says:
Is Boston Cream Pie cake? Additionally, If you made cupcakes, but then frosted them, all together like, would that be eligible?
Apr 11, 2008. 12:59 PMzachninme says:
I'd say yes to the first, and if it becomes a cake, probably.
Apr 11, 2008. 11:31 PMLindyGirlThay says:
Hmmm.. then I have ideas....
Apr 10, 2008. 11:29 AMll.13 says:
Well, pie is not cake.... what's more black & white? :-)
Apr 11, 2008. 6:05 PMcaitlinsdad says:
A black and white is a cookie. Cookies are neither cake nor pie. :)
Apr 11, 2008. 6:26 PMGoodhart says:
true, but then there are Cake Doughnuts, soooo :-)
Apr 11, 2008. 5:42 PMjericho100 says:
If pie were cake, it wouldn't have been called pie.
Apr 10, 2008. 1:01 PMKiteman says:
Apr 11, 2008. 3:46 PMGoodhart says:
That is just odd LOL
Apr 10, 2008. 12:29 PMzachninme says:
I say cheesecake is not cake, but no one believes me!
Apr 11, 2008. 3:43 PMGoodhart says:
I don't consider cheesecake, which is virtually a no-flour no-leaven concoction, a cake either....so yes, a "no-one" believes you LOL
Apr 10, 2008. 12:45 PMkillerjackalope says:
It is, cakes go hard when they're left out, cheesecake follows the rule. Biscuits go soft Cakes go hard Pies seem fine until the inside is opened, by this point it has usually fermented a bit (it has happened in a cup of coffee I left on my windowsill and then set something in the way, I finally notice and pour it out, under the crust the liquid had formed a strong alcoholic smell.) By this we can class many things, Jaffa cakes are usually described as biscuits in reality they are cakes. It's a complicated matter as the base of a cheesecake is actually biscuit however when left for a suitable length of time it will harden as the butter goes and then the biscuit will soften making the base seemingly unchanged except in taste (soft is also a taste sensation)
Apr 10, 2008. 3:30 PMLithium Rain says:
My biscuits go hard if left out!
Apr 10, 2008. 3:37 PMGoodhart says:
An English biscuit is tantamount to a cookie or cracker in the states LOL
Apr 10, 2008. 3:40 PMLithium Rain says:
Ooooh, I get it now, haha! I thought killerjacklope was from America though...
Apr 10, 2008. 3:52 PMGoodhart says:
Ireland I believe
Apr 10, 2008. 7:52 PMLithium Rain says:
Ah. That explains it!
Apr 10, 2008. 12:48 PMzachninme says:
Cheesecake is a custard pie, which presumably will also get hard when left out.
Apr 10, 2008. 12:57 PMkillerjackalope says:
No cheesecake is not a custard pie and doesn't technically involve custard. Cheesecake is left topless much of the time, at best you could call it a tart... Ok I couldn't help that but if's not cake it would be a tart however it's structure is more like a layered cake and it is consumed like a cake. Custard pies slowly get small and angry, they get to a slime stage with a thick film but never solidify.
Apr 10, 2008. 1:16 PMBig Bwana says:
Some types of cheesecakes are actually a custard pie, some types of cheesecakes contain a crust, you'll notice most cakes don't contain a crust, some cheesecakes don't have a crust, hey I have a recipe which doesn't use flour (( great for people that have a gluten allergy )) So is it cake without flour ?? cake, no flour, pie or custard ?? (( when I was in the UK I seen them making a cheesecake with out baking it, honestly it was very tasty )) They all taste good and are a pain to make, So I hope some one puts out some great instructables with or with out cheese cake....
Apr 10, 2008. 1:27 PMkillerjackalope says:
I think that maybe cheesecake has it's own category, it's more like cake but has other tendencies...
Apr 10, 2008. 2:29 PMBig Bwana says:
Ya but they all taste good..... and after all it is called cheese CAKE, so I hope instrucables keeps it in the cake contest
Apr 11, 2008. 3:45 PMGoodhart says:
Guinea Pigs are not from Guinea nor are they pigs, so if we had a contest with pets from New Guinea or pet pigs, the "guinea pig" would not be eligible, as far as I am concerned (even though I love Guinea Pigs).
Apr 10, 2008. 3:40 PMLithium Rain says:
Hey! You read the old Tarzan books?
Apr 10, 2008. 1:16 PMzachninme says:
I believe its a custard pie: It has egg yolks, cream cheese, sugar, and flavorings. Thus, all of its form comes from the protiens in egg & cream cheese, as there's no flours involved. Also, taking out the cream cheese and changing the flavorings, you'd get custard. Also, not all pies are topped!
Apr 10, 2008. 1:28 PMkillerjackalope says:
if it has no top it becomes a tart...
Apr 10, 2008. 3:40 PMGoodhart says:
I thought a tart was "loose woman"? :-) Oh yeah, one without a top normally....figures.
Apr 10, 2008. 7:26 PMxxxafterglow says:
Yeah there are plenty of saucy sexy jokes in Killerjackelope's last post... e.g. "My favorite cheesecake girls are topless, tarty AND have cherries in all the right places." Some types of cheesecake, not all, resemble custard pies but personally I think the amount of cheese in a good cheesecake bumps it out of custardland (which is really just eggs, milk and sugar heated slowly then cooled). I'm w/ killerjackalope on this: the main point is, a pie refers to something that has a pre-made crust with some filling. A cake requires no crust. E.g. A cheesecake doesn't rely on a crust to hold its shape versus a lemon meringue pie, mince pie, shepherd's pie, shrimp pie, shrimp scampi, shrimp... wait, what? Here's hoping that Instructables will do a Pie Contest sometime too (say...around the summertime when all the good berries are in and it's perfect weather for a big scoop of vanilla ice cream melting all over a hot slice!!!)
Apr 11, 2008. 6:21 PMzachninme says:
Okay, we can agree its not cake. That's good enough :P
Apr 10, 2008. 7:30 PMGoodhart says:
Tell that to the local Amish LOL Their "wet bottomed" Shoo Fly Pie is definitely a pie, and needs no crust, top nor bottom.
Apr 12, 2008. 3:18 AMxxxafterglow says:
Shoofly pie usually has a crust so it wouldn't make sense to call the crustless version a "cake". A cake as far as I'm concerned relies more on a leavening agent than a pie. Pie relies on a filling to give it body so even crustless pies are pretty much dense rounds of filling.
Apr 12, 2008. 9:48 AMGoodhart says:
Right, my argument was that a pie is a pie, with crust or not. And lacking leaven to fluff it, the pie can't be considered a true "cake" even if it is misnomered as one ( i.e. Cheesecake)
Apr 11, 2008. 3:45 PMGoodhart says:
silence on the argument ? :-)
Apr 10, 2008. 5:38 PMkillerjackalope says:
never has cherries...
Apr 10, 2008. 10:10 PMBig Bwana says:
And some times one baking in the oven....
Apr 11, 2008. 9:09 AMkillerjackalope says:
Hopefully they know which tree they came off.
Apr 14, 2008. 9:39 AMBig Bwana says:
Well it all depends on how much wood has been in the bush....
Apr 14, 2008. 9:51 AMkillerjackalope says:
Probably a few giant redwoods any ways... Hopefully no poison ivy...
Apr 10, 2008. 2:40 PMzachninme says:
So pumpkin pie is a tart!?
Says differently:
pie (dish baked in pastry-lined pan often with a pastry top)
Apr 10, 2008. 5:39 PMkillerjackalope says:
Bwana got here first, yeah pretty much, unless it's got that lattice over the top, then it's just pie again... I have no idea why we are arguing so much but it's fun...
Apr 10, 2008. 6:28 PMzachninme says:
Arguing is not fun! How dare you!
(hopes his subtle sarcasm was detected, and the joke is understood)

Anyway, just for fun, lets say that cheesecake is a custard tart. Your move.
Apr 11, 2008. 7:02 AMkillerjackalope says:
It's the custard bit I'm missing, never have I had or made a cheesecake with custard, I admit the existence or custard tarts but that is not one...
Apr 10, 2008. 3:10 PMBig Bwana says:
A tart is a is a type of pie with an open top that is not covered with pastry. So technically it is a pie, but really it is a tart ..... and when served with whipped cream it is yummy ......
Apr 10, 2008. 7:32 PMGoodhart says:
That means, not all tarts are tart :-) only the Lemon tarts would be tart then? rim shot
Apr 10, 2008. 11:05 PMrandofo says:
I was completely distraught when Ed (Fungus Amungus) told me that pie was inelligible for the cake contest. At first I demanded that he changed the name of the contest so that it would be inclusive of pie, but after some debate, I just had to come to terms with this fact because he needed to get back to work writing the contest announcement. Still.... I sure do like pie.
Apr 10, 2008. 3:46 PMGoodhart says:
Normally a cake's combination of flour, sugar and egg(s) is also leavened, giving rise to a fluffy nature. Without the leavening, chocolate cake becomes fudge or brownies :-)
Apr 10, 2008. 7:32 PMGoodhart says:
I stand by my definition of a cake however. :-)
Apr 10, 2008. 7:14 PMDaNerd11 says:
3.14159265358979323! Thats all i can remember off the top of my head. Only 17 digits! awwwwww...
Apr 10, 2008. 3:25 PMcanida says:
Agreed, but both are good.
Apr 10, 2008. 1:24 PMreedz says:
I personally believe cake is not cake...so there! *sticks tongue out*

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