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Random collection of trending search-engine-friendly phrases

Favorite service charges spam

I can give a little advice? Most readers of this page are free to readers and English (or at least an American version), so it is for you to determine the loss of business at least a summary of physical skill hiring language Google Translate?

Or, if you have an electronic transfer, the original text in the target language at least two or three instead of going through other languages.

Otherwise your message to a random number generator, and online dictionary noise illigitimate offspring.

I'm just saying ...

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Kiteman (author) 1 year ago
(I ought to point out, this actually made sense when wrote it, but I put it through different languages in Google Translate. It's fun, in a fill-an-idle-gap kind of way.)
foobear8 months ago
I miss the random button. This is almost as good
Huh? Where is this addressed to? That pic is so distracting, stares at me smiling. :)
teribithia1 year ago
I just see the photo.
Kiteman (author)  teribithia1 year ago
No block of almost-random text?
kelseymh1 year ago
I am soooooo tempted to flag this as spam :-)
Kiteman (author)  kelseymh1 year ago
Have you ever been on the forums around 08:00 GMT...?
Yes, right before I go to bed. And I usually spend a good ten minutes or so chewing through and flagging forum topics, and adding flagged notes to the bots' Orangeboards, so Staff can (hopefully!) lock the accounts the next morning.
Haha, I thought you went to bed with the chickens until I read that a second time...(every old person I know goes to bed by 8:00, no lie).
Hey I'm an oldie and Steve will confirm that blogs and question often find me typing at 1 am.
I don't sleep with the chickens. As Homer said, "I sleep in a big bed, with my wife." (Speaking to Milhouse's father, who is now sleeping in a racecar bed.)
It came through the filters already, haha!

I thought Kiteman had turned to selling jerseys, pirating crappy movies, giving love advice, and talking about bank scandals for a living.
I thought ibles was hacked again. Although the m.o. of the hacker was not to spam Kiteman's shop. Besides, starting with the word "Favorite" by Kiteman is truly an indicator of the Mayan apocalypse.
Kiteman (author)  caitlinsdad1 year ago
If I recall correctly, that intro started as "Dear managers of spam companies", before going through google.

I should have kept a copy if the original for comparison, but it did make proper sense when I wrote it.
This was a very interesting and confusing thing to read first thing in the morning. woo!
Kiteman (author)  jessyratfink1 year ago
I seem to be awake at the same time as real spammers - there are mornings when I flag half a dozen topics that read just like this, except with links to SEO services or sports wholesalers...
...then that would be me.

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