What exactly...is that, behind the robot? -PKT

Looks like an Iron Man Arc reactor!!

I'm guessing you didn't read the answer below.

It's me, inside the rear portion of the BaBar experiment. The twelve sectors of photomultiplier tubes surrounding me are used to read out a Cherenkov ring imaging detector.

Hey! No technobabble!

You mean like:

• neutron subspace detector
• asp muon detector
• BIST dongle inversion
• photonic bandwidth detector
• HTTP density inversion
  

Some were so obvious I had to personally edit them LOL

Pah. That's lame. I asked for four phrases, and got the same word appearing in three of them. Whoever populated the database had little imagination. You want some real technobabble, ask me how to avoid compacitification in a 10+1 dimensional Calabi-Yau conformal manifold, while still maintaining the infinite Kaluza-Klein ladder necessary for inflation and spontaneous symmetry breaking.

Umm... Im pretty tech and knowledge savvy...so... TEACH ME! !!! (Lest tell me to understnadable layman's terms) -PKT

See my followup to W'burg below. The actual comment from me is nonsense, but all the terms are current particle-physics and cosmology stuff.

Okay, now I don't feel nearly so bad that I couldn't make any sense of the question even after looking up all the terms...

Are we talking string theory and super symmetry here? (We watched An Elegant Universe in physics after the AP exam was done)

Yeah, basically, although I more or less strung together seemingly-plausible terms and phrases. It doesn't actually say anything sensible to an actual theorist.

A Calabi-Yau manifold is one kind of a compact, unitary surface (manifold) in n-dimensional space, satisfying a Riemannian integrability condition. Reading the description in Wikipedia, most of the terminology beyond that is outside of my own education.

The "10+1" dimensions I referred to are the simplest sort of string theory space needed for unifying the four known forces, called SO(10). As it turns out, the rate of proton decay predicted by SO(10) unification is faster than has been observed, and is therefore ruled out.

A "Kaluza-Klein ladder" (more properly called a "Kaluza-Klein tower") refers to the series of excited states nhc/R" for strings on each compactified dimension of radius R. This is just good old-fashioned quantum theory, except that with R being so small, the energies of the states are huge compared to normal particle physics.

''Inflation'' is the current standard cosmological model for how the universe can be so perfectly flat (Euclidean) with a uniform CMB temperature, even in regions which should be spatially separated.

Spontaneous symmetry breaking (which won this year's Nobel in physics) describes how an underlying set of equations can have a symmetry, even though the particles or interactions we observe don't seem to reflect that symmetry. The Higgs mechanism for the origin of mass involves a spontaneously broken symmetry.

A Calabi-Yau manifold

Oh good, for a moment I thought you were talking automobiles....and then I should have known what you meant ;-)

G-G...Ga-Ga....Gah! Information overload! What else do you know?

-PKT

:-) See my profile. All of the jargon I'm about to spout below should be searchable either on Wikipedia or via Google (especially Google Scholar).

I'm a particle physicist; most of my career has been on e⁺-e^- colliders, so I mostly work with tree-level interactions (ee -> µµ, ee -> tau tau, or ee -> q anti-q with subsequent fragmentation to hadrons). My current research area (on BaBar) is rare B meson decays, in particular charmless semileptonic channels which permit the measurement of form factors and the CKM matrix element |V_ub|.

I've started working on ATLAS, so I am having to get used to large higher-order diagrams, as well as thinking in terms of "jets" instead of single particles.

When was the last time or whe will the Large Hydron Collider go off? -PKT (Is that how you spell LHC?)

The Large Hadron Collider ("hadron" is a generic term for any particle made of quarks, including protons and neutrons) was turned on for the first time last September, and the initial tests went well.

Unfortunately, when they tried to run up to full current, an electrical junction between two of the superconducting magnet sections overheated and vaporized (think of a fuse blowing, but where the fuse is a 1/2" think chunk of copper). The incident punch a hole in the nearest liquid helium cryostat, and the subsequent release of helium caused a cascade failure that broke half a dozen or so magnet assemblies.

The current plan is to have all the magnet junctions retrofitted, the broken assemblies replaced with spares, and commissioning to resume around July.

String theory? Super Symmetry? See my comment to Kelsey,

_{Umm... Im pretty tech and knowledge savvy...so...}

TEACH ME! !!! (Lest tell me to understnadable layman's terms)

Thanks!

-PKT

I don't have a great understanding, but the idea is that gravity and magnetism and quantum mechanics and all that good stuff can be combined into one universal set of formulas. It says that everything is made up of infinitesimally small strings that vibrate and change to make up the word around us. The theory requires that there be 11 dimensions. It's 10 standard type ones, such as height, width and length. The + 1 is for time. Super symmetry is one of the things particle accelerators are for. It's the fact that for every bit of matter, there is an equal amount of anti-matter (i believe these are the two substances). Colliding protons is apparently a way to obtain the antimatter. PBS has a great series of videos called "An Elegant Universe" on their website that you can watch about the subjects.

What is a particle accelorator? As you explained it, it shoots 2 particles of matter at eachother, as excessively high speeds, to esstentially, "go back to the drawing board" with the big bang to create anti-matter. Right? -PKT

You had asked, "what is a particle accelerator?" I never actually answered your question, but instead described different kinds of accelerators in use today.

Basically, a particle accelerator is a "coil gun," but for individual charged particles (electrons, protons, or atomic nuclei), rather than for chunks of metal.

Some very low-energy accelerators (like the electron gun in a CRT) use electrostatic forces (high voltage), but anything above an MeV (million electron volts) uses RF cavities and a high-performance vacuum system.

I'd recommend reading the Wikipedia article, rather than having me reproduce some of the information already there. If you have specific questions (e.g., about the SLAC linac, or the superconducting dipoles at the LHC), feel free to post to my Orangeboard.

Sort of. An accelerator aim beams (bunches) of particles at each other, at extremely high energies ("speed" is not a useful term here :-). The LHC uses protons colliding with protons. The PEP-II and KEKB accelerators use electrons and positrons (anti-electrons).

Creating anti-matter isn't the goal of the accelerator-based HEP program. Rather, when you have a collision at high energy, particles and antiparticles are created in pairs automatically, because the various conservation laws (electric charge, for one) require it.

At electron-based machines, we produce positrons by using part of the initial electron beam onto a heavy metal (usually tungsten) target, the resulting shower is a mixture of electrons, positrons, and gamma rays. We can use magnetic fields and RF to collect the positrons and put them back through the accelerator to get them to high energies. The rest of the shower is dumped.

Okay, how do you avoid compacitification in a 10+1 dimensional Calabi-Yau conformal manifold, while still maintaining the infinite Kaluza-Klein ladder necessary for inflation and spontaneous symmetry breaking?

Actually, isn't compactification of Calabi-Yau manifolds important, seeing as how it partially preserves Su Sy? And shouldn't the Kaluza-Klein ladders take care of themselves?

Su Sy?

That is the name of a local Itamae-san ! LOL

Ah...you have learned Googling from the great Laird Howe.

Bah! I spit on the great Laird Howe's Googling! I learned my own self to Google...

Metamucil. That was easy.

if you don't mind gaseous clouds around (a particular planet) ;-)

Isn't that where you do a mind meld with the Robot and we have to wait for The Search for Kelsey to show up on the big screen to find out what happens?

Actually, that would be Angels and Demons, since I'm now working 50% time on ATLAS :-)

I had a feeling you weren't firing on all cylinders...

Oh, this HAS to win!

omigosh! your HAMSTER is eating A ROBOT???!?!?!!?

That would be a really BIG hamster :-) He weighs 2 1/2 pounds.

Shamrock is a cavy, better known as a Guinea Pig, and yeah, when he asked to pose with Robot, he just wanted to nibble off his antenna .

I put little captions in each, and in the 4th picture, Robot makes up with Shamrock by offering a peace offering of Timothy Hay

haha, if you look at the slideshow, there's a really cute pic of a little puppy eating the instructables robot! there's also on of him about to jump off of a deck, getting run over by a bike... i feel bad for mr. robot.

Which slideshow?

hmmmm... i'm not sure, i can't find it now!!! D:

Venus Robot trap? :-)

That's funny :-)

Got it today! Looks like a very fun book. Thanks so much!

Haha! Okay, I will look forward to getting mine. Thanks!

Cheers L

You can still post a picture to get a patch.

Aww, I missed even seeing this....until today.

Same....

No one answered my question and I was too late. :(

I had the same idea of pictures with chickens! XD

do you have chickens?

Yep! And a turkey.

Yeah, I have two younger brothers..... *chuckle*

Nice! What breeds of chickens do you have?

Hm, I think they are rhode island reds, and one banty.

We have rhode island reds too! And some other kind... But soon (more like in a month or so) we're going to get some that lay different colored eggs.

Those are either araucanas or americanas. I used to have two of those. One was a rooster, and he looked like a velocitapter.

:D Hehe see how much I know about chickens.

I want one that look like a velociraptor :D

Your deck looks just like mine!

Thanks.

Oh, well! Thanks for the patch! :)

Congrats!

Thanks very much!

Hey, great job on winning the contest! Really liked the first one. How did you coax the birds over for the other shots?

Congrats!

Thanks!

Thanks, and congrats to you too! I just placed the robot behind a big birdfeed spill... There are loads of ground feeding sparrows in my area at the moment. It didn't take them long to show up :-D

horrible quality I took it with my phone, plus the background is youtube :( The robot is on a boat Its from a The Lonely Island song

LOL! I love im on a boat! I also love We like Sportz -PKT

But Can I draw it?

LOL!!! I had the same idea with the spa! In fact your spa looks almost identical to mine.

Why does this remind me of Vic Reeves Big Night Out? L

I know they're surreal, but you've lost me there...

If you watched it when you were a youth you might see it. Not a direct parallel, but made me think of L