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Star Trek Funeral

Go out in (some kind of) style in a Star Trek casket / coffin, or have your dust gather dust in a Star Trek urn

Should have been out already, but not yet (via Gadgets for God at Ship of Fools)

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Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can Doohan

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deniel95 says: May 26, 2010. 6:03 AM
Wher i can BUY This?
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lemonie (author) in reply to deniel95May 26, 2010. 11:48 AM
Click where it says:
Should have been out already, but not yet
You might have to ask them if they got around to full production.

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punkiyum says: Mar 20, 2010. 6:48 AM
 Listening to David Bowie - Scary Monsters, as I read this, I'm gonna have that coffin :) I'm sure it's only about £350, Think it'll cost a bit more to shoot it into space though.
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PKM says: May 26, 2009. 6:38 AM
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky

Where do I know this lyric from? I suspect it's one of those ones that has been copied all over the place (like "hotel, motel, holiday inn").

The urn is pretty cool, but I'm not sure about the coffin given it's unlikely to be actually blasted into space with me in it.
allandnnn in reply to PKMFeb 6, 2010. 7:57 AM
ludicris song
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lemonie (author) in reply to PKMMay 26, 2009. 10:49 AM
(Tut tut) Ashes to Ashes, and original (cheesy) music video for Space Oddity

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PKM in reply to lemonieMay 26, 2009. 12:08 PM
That's pretty far out man :)
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lemonie (author) in reply to PKMMay 26, 2009. 12:58 PM
Thank you! (reminds me of The D for some reason...) L
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sgsidekick says: May 28, 2009. 6:41 AM
Huh. While the coffin looks okay, it reminds me of a "red-shirt". So I wouldn't want it. The urn, however, I wouldn't mind having as a simple art piece! That looks cool! Now....if only they could do that for the StarGate....
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KentsOkay in reply to sgsidekickMay 28, 2009. 7:12 AM
Yah, what a nice way to go, de molecularized in an opening worm hole...
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lemonie (author) in reply to KentsOkayMay 28, 2009. 10:36 AM
It's solve burial / cremation problems. Just have growing piles of corpses on other worlds... L
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sgsidekick in reply to lemonieMay 29, 2009. 8:57 PM
Actually, in one SG ep they DID a sort of cremation! They had the body lying on a structure raised up so when the "backwards flush" occurred, the body was in the way so it was vaporized. No fuss, no muss.
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CameronSS in reply to sgsidekickOct 25, 2009. 7:44 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to just convert the matter into energy using whatever magical process the replicators used? You'd have the ethical issue of whatever comes out of the replicator technically being derived from your crewmembers' flesh, and thus cannibalistic to eat, but no one has issues eating food that is partially nourished by nutrients released into groundwater by decaying cadavers on Earth...

I put way too much thought into that, didn't I?
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sgsidekick in reply to CameronSSOct 25, 2009. 8:43 PM
hahahahahaha!  Well, too much thought is sometimes better than not enough...sometimes...*lol*

Since we now bury our dead (for the most part) in cemetaries, there aren't too many grazers used in cemetary upkeep, thus, not a whole lot of our food is actually nurished by nutrients/groundwater/decaying cadavers. Besides, that's a lot of formaldyhide (sp)...  But other things live and die, so the cycle is constantly renewed with or without human involvement.

Replicator technology?  Probably better than cloning...??? *bg*
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jeff-o says: May 26, 2009. 2:11 PM
Forget that. Send my ashes to space!
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gfella in reply to jeff-oMay 28, 2009. 12:24 PM
I'll just have Scotty beam me up into the afterlife....
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lemonie (author) in reply to gfellaMay 28, 2009. 1:17 PM
PRIEST: And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship where they would be no Tribble at all. CONGREGATION : All power to the engines. L
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gfella in reply to lemonieMay 31, 2009. 2:02 PM
Hahahahahahaha!!
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lemonie (author) in reply to gfellaMay 31, 2009. 2:22 PM
(Futurama) L
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robotguy4 in reply to jeff-oMay 26, 2009. 4:41 PM
Meh... Load my carcass with C4 and detonate it... I want my scattering to be a fireball that can be seen from space!
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thematthatter in reply to robotguy4May 26, 2009. 7:47 PM
Like Hunter S thompson!
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robotguy4 in reply to thematthatterMay 28, 2009. 12:47 AM
Wait... Someone actually did that already?

AWESOME!
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lemonie (author) in reply to robotguy4May 28, 2009. 10:34 AM
lazy link - yes sort of.

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robotguy4 in reply to lemonieJun 9, 2009. 10:10 PM
Meh... Getting your a**'s ashes shot out of a gun isn't what I was looking for. I was thinking more along the lines of this:
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lemonie (author) in reply to jeff-oMay 26, 2009. 2:50 PM
Get a better vehicle than Doohan then...

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jeff-o in reply to lemonieMay 26, 2009. 6:36 PM
It seems as though the ashes were never meant to be sent into orbit. The payload section where the ashes were carried was designed to fall back to earth and be recovered. But you're right... what's the point of sending your ashes to the edge of space, then parachuting back to earth? Lame.
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lemonie (author) in reply to jeff-oMay 26, 2009. 11:40 PM
Ah, had remembered other press coverage which go the wrong idea...
(Thanks)

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Camisado says: May 26, 2009. 7:09 AM
Sue me, hate me, flame me, whatever, but I must confess.....I've never ever ever watched even one single second of Star Trek...
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lemonie (author) in reply to CamisadoMay 26, 2009. 10:32 AM
Wow you did well (I suppose). Can't say I've watched that many all the way through... L
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Camisado in reply to lemonieMay 27, 2009. 2:43 AM
Not watching many is entirely different from not ever watching a single second of it.
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lemonie (author) in reply to CamisadoMay 27, 2009. 10:33 AM
Yes the difference between zero and something is infinite. L
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n8man in reply to lemonieMay 27, 2009. 11:19 PM
Wouldn't that be the quotient?
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lemonie (author) in reply to n8manMay 27, 2009. 11:37 PM
Yes that's a mathematical way of expressing it. L
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Camisado in reply to lemonieMay 27, 2009. 10:51 PM
Tru dat.......
JustSeanV67 says: May 27, 2009. 12:46 PM
Anyone notice that this is the red color all of the dead Security personnel wore?
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lemonie (author) in reply to JustSeanV67May 27, 2009. 12:49 PM
You mean "red"? L
JustSeanV67 in reply to lemonieMay 27, 2009. 1:07 PM
Yeah baby, IRONY !!!
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KentsOkay says: May 24, 2009. 6:05 PM
Interesting... But considering most trekies have a absolute fear of pain and exciting things, I'm guessing we won't need thesee for another 30 years.
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Lithium Rain in reply to KentsOkayMay 24, 2009. 6:20 PM
I take exception to that sterotype...
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KentsOkay in reply to Lithium RainMay 26, 2009. 6:58 AM
:P
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Emsaid says: May 25, 2009. 8:37 AM
This is really nerdy...
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lemonie (author) in reply to EmsaidMay 25, 2009. 2:30 PM
Yes, but it's all shiny and black 'n' red and it's got logo's on it. Someone is going to want to go out in one of these?
Looks like it might be good for sleeping in (becava)

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Emsaid in reply to lemonieMay 25, 2009. 9:41 PM
...no life!...
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lemonie (author) in reply to EmsaidMay 25, 2009. 11:16 PM
Did you click either of the links? L
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becava says: May 25, 2009. 7:18 AM
I like the coffin, next Star Trek movie: Dracula visiting the Enterprise (what's the price? sure someone will like to use it for a bed, me :)
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sev17 says: May 25, 2009. 7:16 AM
i want the urn, to put on the mantle. ;)
Notbob says: May 25, 2009. 5:15 AM
That Urn looks pretty nice. the coffin.. meh, its a coffin.
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