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Take over the world easily!

So you want to take over the world? Well here's the steps!

1. Genetically and cybeneticaly enhance an army of ducks
2.Create Orbital Tungsten Bombardment System (O.T.B.S) 
3 Aim your O.T.B.S at major oil/uranium fields. 
4 While superpowers try to stop you move in And eliminate most humans with your ducks.
5. Blow up the planet and move to Mars OR attempt Galactic Domination

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gmoon11 months ago

I, for one, welcome our new Supreme Duck Overlord.

caitlinsdad gmoon11 months ago

Please consider it carefully, he might turn out to be a quack.

gmoon caitlinsdad11 months ago

I was hoping we could duck that issue.

caitlinsdad gmoon11 months ago

You were bound to ruffle some feathers.

gmoon caitlinsdad11 months ago

If they're gonna be like that, tell 'em to put it on my bill.

caitlinsdad gmoon11 months ago

If we keep on waddling around like this, things might get ugly.

gmoon caitlinsdad11 months ago

Ugli-er. We're really dropping in the pecking order now.

caitlinsdad gmoon11 months ago

Seems like that when you get down to it.

gmoon caitlinsdad11 months ago

They're all despicable.

caitlinsdad gmoon11 months ago

You would be hard pressed to say that for a juicy tale.

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