Talk like Shakepeare day!
Here are 10 quick tips on how to talk like Billy from http://talklikeshakespeare.org/:
1 Instead of you, say thou. Instead of y'all, say thee. (This one will be hard for me! :D )
2 Rhymed couplets are all the rage.
3 Men are Sirrah, ladies are Mistress, and your friends are all called Cousin.
4 Instead of cursing, try calling your tormenters jackanapes or canker-blossoms or poisonous
5 Don't waste time saying "it," just use the letter "t" ('tis, t'will, I'll do't).
6 Verse for lovers, prose for ruffians, songs for clowns.
7 When in doubt, add the letters "eth" to the end of verbs (he runneth, he trippeth, he falleth).
8 To add weight to your opinions, try starting them with methinks, mayhaps, in sooth or
9 When wooing ladies: try comparing her to a summer's day. If that fails, say "Get thee to a
10 When wooing lads: try dressing up like a man. If that fails, throw him in the Tower, banish his
friends and claim the throne.