The Strangest Warning Label You Have Seen

What is the strangest/funniest warning label you have ever seen? Here are some of mine: Hairdryer- Do not use while sleeping. Wii (I'm basing of off memory, I don't own a Wii)- Do not eat. Paintballs- Do not feed to penguins.

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Goodhart9 years ago
This one kills me: Contact (allergy medacine, otc): May cause drowsiness, ...may cause irritability...sleeplessness...
Sleep medicine: May cause drowsiness.... um, ya think?
Spl1nt3rC3ll (author)  Goodhart8 years ago
Really?
Huh, I thought they were supposed to keep you awake. This explains a lot... *Tosses aside bottle.* :P
Labot20019 years ago
ta' heck with any kinda fur, i wear jeans and a t shirt
I agree there.....even sweaters are not my friend. I hate static shocks and I get them all the time, when I am not in my work shoes (leather bottoms, as this drains off the charge). Fur and sweaters only make matters worse for me.
Of course! Me too. (when it's not 90 degrees outside down here in Florida)
when it's not 40 (104) in saudi!
Sunbanks9 years ago
There was one on the Internet that I saw and it was on a mattress and it said "Do not swallow".
ROFLOL!
I like many slow witted babies swallowed my mattress a few times...
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