Things a plant would say...
I need a nice, long list of things a plant would say to a human. Humor and biology geekiness are welcome! Patches to folks who come up with the most phrases or the best phrases. Keep it PG though, ok?
Here are some examples:
"I think you should become a meatatarian"
"So when are you going to evolve and run on sunshine, like I do?"
"Gahhh! Aphids! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!"
"I'm thirsty. Water Me!"
"Audrey II is my hero."
"No worries, baby - I'm organic!"
"When you belch it's like a breath of fresh air."
"My pistol is useless against insects!"
"If you kill me, I think you should try a rock garden next."