Top 10 Life-Skills for A Brave New Millennium
1. How to cat
2. How to Handcraft an Achingly Self-Referential Virtual Commodity Fetish Object (For Fun and Profit!)
3. How to make simple things impossibly thick
4. How to make art.
5. How to Live an Aesthetic Life by Wearing, Eating, Traveling By, and Listening to Specific Colors for a Week
6. New York Pizza in California
7. How to develop an original story for a fiction when you're out of inspiration...
8. How to escape from America
9. How to cut your own hair
10. How to eat a banana like a dog
(This list is open to suggestion, reordering or reinterpretation.)