Wanna 3 month pro membership? CLOSED

3 month membership, it's up for grabs. 

Give me a reason, come on! 

It needn't be honest, it needn't be logical, it needn't be fair but it better be funny... 

Also if anyone can nominate someone else deserving of one I might give another away.

*insert random photo from January challenge*

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because i am chuck norris's twin
killerjackalope (author)  patriots88886 years ago
Does anyone read?
cause if you can't read, you had better be good at fightin'...
killerjackalope (author)  caitlinsdad6 years ago
Boy I say boy! Them's fightin' words
No habla.
dombeef6 years ago
Because you are awesome !?!
(This isn't for me, it's for another member)

Well.

Yesterday, I ran out of oatmeal cookies. You may not be aware of this, but oatmeal cookies are the seventh food group (yes, it's true). I went into cookie withdrawal almost immediately - cold sweats, the shakes, passing out. I devoured an entire jaw of raw oatmeal, but just couldn't get the same high off it. I found myself on the streets, offering excruciatingly correct grammar lessons to sympathetic passers-by in exchange for anything that remotely seemed like a cookie - muffin, pastry, donut. Sometimes, nobody would share their sugar - all I could get was trail mix and slightly soggy cheerios (that one was from a toddler, it broke my heart how sweet she was when she came up to me and handed me the little handful...) At my lowest, I'm ashamed to say, I even ate banana chips. I was a mess. I'm just lucky some incredibly kind and selfless people found me, took me home, cleaned me up, and let me crash at their place until I got back on my feet. It has taken me the better part of a year, but I'm finally on the road to recovery.

So in conclusion I've been through a severely trying experience that very nearly cost me my life, sanity, and pants, and having a 3 month pro membership would be a very real comfort in this cold, dark world.
killerjackalope (author)  Lithium Rain6 years ago
Lira - who?
Happyjo. :D Thanks a bunch!
killerjackalope (author)  Lithium Rain6 years ago
I sent it yesterday - no reply so far but done...
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