What Do You Think Of These Jokes 3

I'm sorry this took so long to post(I've been a little busy), but here are some more jokes.

1. The Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

2. The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''

3. So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds." I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck."

well let me know which one(s) are your favorite!
just comment down below!
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i like the 2 jokes the
daredevil499 (author)  hellmaster9934 years ago
that makes no sense. what do you mean?
i like the 2 jokes sorry for adding the word the bad spelling
daredevil499 (author)  hellmaster9934 years ago
Monica Lewinsky
There is a new school in the south called The Monica Lewinsky
School of Business, where our motto is you get a head by giving.
We have Richard Simmons as the dean of physical education.
And Bill Clinton as the dean of Political Sciences specializing in oral
Michael Jackson gave up the seat, as Dean of the Music Department to
PeeWee Herman sighting the student body was to mature for his
And Jason Vorheas is dean of self-defense and summer school.
Josehf Lloyd Murchison
2 guys go 2 a hunting class, ware they learn that 3 shots in the air is a universal sign for emergency. on their first trip they of corse go and get lost. they remember wat they learned and fire 3 shots in the air. they wate two hours and no one comes. they fire 3 more times. they again wate 2 hrs and still no one has helped them. one guy says "shud we shoot again?" other guy says "no theres only 2 arrows left"
Kiteman4 years ago
Amusing, but they're way older than you are.

Do you write your own material as well?
daredevil499 (author)  Kiteman4 years ago
i try but they suck.
I write music
Can we hear some of your music?

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