What Do You Think Of These Jokes 3
1. The Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
2. The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''
3. So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds." I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck."
well let me know which one(s) are your favorite!
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next post due January, 23,2013 (I'm posting something every other wednesday)
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