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What Do you think of these jokes

Hello, Daredevil 499 here, and I would like to introduce to you my new idea of posting 2 or 3 jokes, 2 or 3 times a week. I will post jokes almost every week, and I want You to vote For your favorite Joke. Just post a comment with a number (either 1, 2, or 3) representing which joke you like best. I'll keep posting if people like it.
Here are the jokes:

1. Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!

2. What is it called when you loan money to a buffalo?
A Buffa-loan!

3.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work!

Well let me know what you think, and don't forget to subscribe!
 
(the jokes will get better as time goes on, and I will add a link to this when I make my next post)

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phidgetsinc2 years ago

Number 3 is hilarious!

hunter9992 years ago

I like number 2 as well! I hope to see more!

JM19992 years ago

2

JM19992 years ago

Interesting, you should post an instructable on how to make jokes!

daredevil499 (author)  JM19992 years ago
To be honest I suck at making jokes. I found those on a joke website. I was trying to find some good jokes and posted some to see what people thought.
JM19992 years ago

Wow

hunter9992 years ago

Haha! Number 3 is the best! :-)

Keep it up!

www1392 years ago

I love jokes!!!!!!

Plo Koon2 years ago
Bob and his wife LOVE basketball they go to every game they can. But one day, only Bob is at the game. One of his basketball buddies said, "Hey Bob, I notice the empty chair next to you. Where's your wife?"

"Well," Bob said, "She passed away a few days ago, after I got the tickets."

"But couldn't someone else in your family have had that ticket and come today?"

"No," Bob said. "They're all at the funeral."
Plo Koon3 years ago
haha. heres one from Tim Hawkins (awesome Christian comedian, been called the funniest man alive. look for vids of him on utube):

a hamster is just like a cigarette: completely harmless till u stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.
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