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What Do you think of these jokes

Hello, Daredevil 499 here, and I would like to introduce to you my new idea of posting 2 or 3 jokes, 2 or 3 times a week. I will post jokes almost every week, and I want You to vote For your favorite Joke. Just post a comment with a number (either 1, 2, or 3) representing which joke you like best. I'll keep posting if people like it.
Here are the jokes:

1. Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!

2. What is it called when you loan money to a buffalo?
A Buffa-loan!

3.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work!

Well let me know what you think, and don't forget to subscribe!
 
(the jokes will get better as time goes on, and I will add a link to this when I make my next post)

hunter9991 month ago

I like number 2 as well! I hope to see more!

JM19991 month ago

Interesting, you should post an instructable on how to make jokes!

daredevil499 (author)  JM19991 month ago
To be honest I suck at making jokes. I found those on a joke website. I was trying to find some good jokes and posted some to see what people thought.
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JM1999 RJM20011 month ago

OH, sorry, my bro's account was logged in when those two oh's were made

JM19991 month ago

2

JM19991 month ago

Wow

hunter9991 month ago

Haha! Number 3 is the best! :-)

Keep it up!

www1391 month ago

I love jokes!!!!!!

Plo Koon7 months ago
Bob and his wife LOVE basketball they go to every game they can. But one day, only Bob is at the game. One of his basketball buddies said, "Hey Bob, I notice the empty chair next to you. Where's your wife?"

"Well," Bob said, "She passed away a few days ago, after I got the tickets."

"But couldn't someone else in your family have had that ticket and come today?"

"No," Bob said. "They're all at the funeral."
Plo Koon9 months ago
haha. heres one from Tim Hawkins (awesome Christian comedian, been called the funniest man alive. look for vids of him on utube):

a hamster is just like a cigarette: completely harmless till u stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.
daredevil499 (author)  Plo Koon9 months ago
I know!!!!! LOL!! He's my favorite comedian in the whole world! He's hilarious! Have you ever heard of Jobi saad? He is extremely funny too!! By the way that is one of my favorite jokes by him.
nope sorry
iceng1 year ago
You "will post jokes almost week"

Here is another weak to follow the sand and weeds.

Till the ocean wears rubber pants to keep its bottom dry.. ;-)
daredevil499 (author)  iceng1 year ago
I fixed it.
daredevil499 (author) 1 year ago
My favorite is number 3.
Your username should have been BazookaJoe. :-)

I like #1
daredevil499 (author)  canucksgirl1 year ago
Thanks, Why should my username be BazookaJoe
daredevil499 (author)  canucksgirl1 year ago
oh, I see...
#3. Actually they're all funny :D
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