I'm either very boring or just totally content, or possibly both... but I'm very happy with what I already have. Not sure anything else could bring me more joy than this beat up, 25-years old enduro that looks like it's been ridden around the Sahara. Well, to be fair, it has...

I just want to keep it going for as long as possible.

A yamaha V-max converted to a street fighter look

A Carnot V-Twin. 'nuff said.

I would build my own. It would have a Taco Bell, an Amusement park, and 2 foot wide wheels.

My dream cycle would Transform like a Transformer and would help me solve problems and drive me around like an integrated chauffeur who doesn't obey the law. With a red light that goes left to right and back again like that car in that TV series.

_{And talk to me.}

Homemade, grade 5 titanium everything, mars PMAC electric motor, and a giant supercapacitor instead of a battery.

if price were no object, i would have a 3550 horse bike ... max speed probably being 375 or 400 .... 0 - 60 in 0.0012 seconds (with a switch in on position). switch off, and it would still have the horses and max speed, but slower acceleration (used for most riding). the on position would only be for racing. would also have a 30 gallon gas tank @ 50+ mpg. would use car tires (in order to provide stability at greater speeds; and for when there was snow on the ground i could use chains or snow tires (either) ... probably 17" tires. all of this with electric/kick start and automatic transmission (no shifting necessary). also would have CD/AM/FM/input for music; 14" amp and (4) 7" speakers. alarm (if someone tried stealing it) would be 165 decibel, would not shut off for at least 5 minutes (unless i pressed silence key on the remote). would have a motorcycle trailer to provide more cargo space. would also have a generator built into the trailer in order to power whatever i needed (travel for weeks at a time if i desire). the seat would never get too hot (from sun exposure) or freeze over (if it's too cold). with 1 button press (on remote), the bike would completely warm up and be ready to ride (no worrying about freezing handlebars or anything, would be thawed and nice temperature).

The ultimate for me would be a 777cc custom super bike. Dark sky blue with silver racing stripes. Carbon fiber body and components. High efficiency ethanol burning V twin. Body would be of my own "retropunk" design. maybe I'll upload a sketch....

For an existing bike that crossover DN-01 thing Honda is making is pretty sweet, cept I'd paint it blue with silver racing stripes. http://powersports.honda.com/street/crossover.aspx

Latest model of the Kawasaki Ninja is a must as well.

Also historical bikes are a must. I just GOTTA get me one of those German WWII bikes with a sidecar (ala Last Crusade and Great Escape)

Confederate Hellcat special edition. Or something else...

mine would have to be a custom harley or Indian chopper

Hmm... I've always BMW sport bikes...

Maybe Burt Munro's record-setting machine? No, I couldn't. But I would love a fully functional replica! Hmm... I'd like a German WWII bike, a Vincent, and all the parts and time necessary to design and build my own deisel big twin. Not to mention more than my fair share of Indians. Fours, another Warrior, maybe a Six, a Chief factory sidecar, and a Powerplus or two. And Hopper's bike from Easy Rider. You don't see to many of those. And a bigger shed to store them in. Y'know, if money wasn't an object. :P