What is the motorcycle of your dreams? Price is no object.

If money was no object, what motorcycle(s) would you want to own? For me it would have to be a Vincent Rapide, or a Brough Superior. Also, I'd like to own some historic bikes, like ones that belonged to : Pancho Villa, Evel Knievel, Lawrence of Arabia, Elvis, Bob Dylan, Steve McQueen, or maybe Peter Fonda's Captain America.

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Hack42Moem says: Jul 12, 2012. 8:55 AM
I'm either very boring or just totally content, or possibly both... but I'm very happy with what I already have. Not sure anything else could bring me more joy than this beat up, 25-years old enduro that looks like it's been ridden around the Sahara. Well, to be fair, it has...

I just want to keep it going for as long as possible.
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inertia18 says: May 17, 2012. 1:41 AM
A yamaha V-max converted to a street fighter look
indigocat says: Mar 31, 2011. 8:30 PM
A Carnot V-Twin. 'nuff said.
Flumpkins says: Aug 21, 2008. 10:05 AM
I would build my own. It would have a Taco Bell, an Amusement park, and 2 foot wide wheels.
skunkbait (author) in reply to FlumpkinsAug 21, 2008. 7:51 PM
My kids are building one (slowly), but no Taco Bell.
ElvenChild in reply to skunkbaitDec 29, 2010. 4:04 PM
One made of ducttape with an external combustion engine and maybe an endless supply of nacho cheese and a 100000000009077383737373747583738474747;74774&4&4&;&&;&&;&84&487475747 gallon chocolate fountain with peanutbutter for those long road trips
Flumpkins in reply to skunkbaitAug 22, 2008. 7:07 AM
their building a motercycle with an amuseement park?
skunkbait (author) in reply to FlumpkinsAug 22, 2008. 8:36 PM
They'll probably leave the amusement park off too (for handling reasons).
Flumpkins in reply to skunkbaitAug 22, 2008. 8:49 PM
Nooo... how bout the 2 foot wide wheels?
skunkbait (author) in reply to FlumpkinsAug 22, 2008. 8:50 PM
There's is actually based on a Schwinn Stingray. But, I am considering building one with 1 foot wide wheels. I have all the parts, but it's a matter of finding the time myself, or tricking the kids into doing it.
Flumpkins in reply to skunkbaitAug 22, 2008. 8:57 PM
Cool. How old are your kids?
skunkbait (author) in reply to FlumpkinsAug 22, 2008. 10:37 PM
12 and 14. They've been working on bikes since they were little.
Flumpkins in reply to skunkbaitAug 23, 2008. 7:38 PM
Sweet!
skunkbait (author) in reply to FlumpkinsAug 23, 2008. 7:58 PM
I'll do a slideshow of their projects one of these days. My oldest son swapped engines on my Bandit 600 this week. (The old engine had a fist-sized hole in it!) I have to do the wiring on my day off.
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitAug 26, 2008. 9:26 PM
When you do the wiring, would you be willing to at least take pictures? I wire worse than the British...
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiAug 27, 2008. 8:01 PM
Oops, Already did about 90%. It was pretty straight forward, but if I wire the '79 Harley, I'll definitely do pics. It'll be pretty much from scratch. I may get to it in October. So you wire like the British.... Have you ever considered a career in electronic arson? (Or at least something where you spend all your time in the dark.)
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitAug 27, 2008. 8:27 PM
I've accidentally done a little electronic arson once or twice, like when I tried to build a remote control minisub and it caught fire underwater. Had to take it home anyway, stunk up the car for three weeks...
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiAug 29, 2008. 11:58 PM
My best friend's muffler fell off his car. Still hot, he threw it in the back seat. The car caught fire (almost burned down) and smelled smoky for months!
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitAug 30, 2008. 3:11 PM
Dang, that sounds like something I would do without thinking. Speaking of mufflers, I need to get a new muffler for at least one of my cars, and I'm thinking of pulling one from a late model Trans Am. Can you think of any others that sound good from the factory?
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiAug 30, 2008. 8:07 PM
I dunno. I'm not really a "sound" guy. I like it nice and quiet until I need performance. Then any decibel level (short of an F-16) is fine. Look into "cutouts". You can run them muffled or wide open.
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitAug 30, 2008. 9:27 PM
Funny, I didn't even know my Merc had an exhaust note until I floored it once, then HOLY CRAP! The other car's muffler is so shot that I've practically got open pipes already. Unless I can find cutouts at the junkyard, I kinda doubt I'm getting them. What I'd really love would be to look under a car at the local u-pull-it and find a Cherrybomb.
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiAug 30, 2008. 10:14 PM
I knew a guy who made his own cutouts (for a motorcycle). He used a nail and a pice of metal shaped into a "butterfly valve" when he gave it full throttle it opened automatically, giving it a vicious roar and quite a few more horses.
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitAug 30, 2008. 10:26 PM
Hmm, that could be worth looking into. I can just imagine the emissions guy deciding to floor it just for fun and nearly blowing his ears out in that little booth...
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiAug 30, 2008. 10:31 PM
I'd probably wire it shut before the emissions test!
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 9, 2009. 6:18 AM
on that note: those whistler things you weld into the exhaust, are they hard to do? *is thinking about giving Suzzy a little.. "kick"*
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 9, 2009. 7:53 PM
No, their pretty easy to put in. Although I'd see if I could make 'em removable. I think they might hinder the power on a small engine.
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 9, 2009. 8:19 PM
Hmm....
Flumpkins in reply to skunkbaitAug 23, 2008. 8:15 PM
Coolioxidemelodicosiosis. Coolioxidemelodicosiosis- So amazingly awesome, that you need more oxigen, so you listen to some melodies. You can see it has the words "cool", "oxide" and bart of "melody"
Flumpkins in reply to FlumpkinsAug 23, 2008. 8:15 PM
part*
skunkbait (author) in reply to FlumpkinsAug 23, 2008. 10:59 PM
Wow. That is cool.
Flumpkins in reply to skunkbaitAug 24, 2008. 6:40 AM
yesh, I guesh...
xACIDITYx says: Jul 12, 2008. 7:57 AM
My dream cycle would Transform like a Transformer and would help me solve problems and drive me around like an integrated chauffeur who doesn't obey the law. With a red light that goes left to right and back again like that car in that TV series.

And talk to me.

Mr. Cowboy in reply to xACIDITYxJun 28, 2009. 6:50 PM
My dream bike would consist of a Cummins ISB Turbo diesel engine(old 12 valve) and it would have a super duty rear axle(to account for torque) and it would have Sportster Tires and a custom paint job. :) fun...
KentsOkay in reply to xACIDITYxApr 9, 2009. 6:26 AM
an integrated chauffeur who doesn't obey the law

EPIC
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 9, 2009. 8:00 PM
But who gets the ticket? Integraqted chaufer?
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 9, 2009. 8:20 PM
I dunno
yourcat says: Apr 25, 2009. 12:16 PM
Homemade, grade 5 titanium everything, mars PMAC electric motor, and a giant supercapacitor instead of a battery.
skunkbait (author) in reply to yourcatApr 27, 2009. 1:25 AM
Yep, I guess if price were no object, I'd go with titanium too!
yourcat in reply to skunkbaitApr 27, 2009. 10:02 AM
yeah, but it'd make carbon fiber look dirt cheap...
PC.FREAK says: Apr 8, 2009. 10:18 PM
if price were no object, i would have a 3550 horse bike ... max speed probably being 375 or 400 .... 0 - 60 in 0.0012 seconds (with a switch in on position). switch off, and it would still have the horses and max speed, but slower acceleration (used for most riding). the on position would only be for racing. would also have a 30 gallon gas tank @ 50+ mpg. would use car tires (in order to provide stability at greater speeds; and for when there was snow on the ground i could use chains or snow tires (either) ... probably 17" tires. all of this with electric/kick start and automatic transmission (no shifting necessary). also would have CD/AM/FM/input for music; 14" amp and (4) 7" speakers. alarm (if someone tried stealing it) would be 165 decibel, would not shut off for at least 5 minutes (unless i pressed silence key on the remote). would have a motorcycle trailer to provide more cargo space. would also have a generator built into the trailer in order to power whatever i needed (travel for weeks at a time if i desire). the seat would never get too hot (from sun exposure) or freeze over (if it's too cold). with 1 button press (on remote), the bike would completely warm up and be ready to ride (no worrying about freezing handlebars or anything, would be thawed and nice temperature).
yourcat in reply to PC.FREAKApr 25, 2009. 12:11 PM
0-60 in 0.0012 seconds = ~2500 G's = would self-destruct anything you could name.
skunkbait (author) in reply to PC.FREAKApr 8, 2009. 10:25 PM
I'll have to agree with everything except the trailer. If I need storage, I'll probably just drive my truck. Also, I've seen the upper 130's to lower 140's on a bike, and I'll have to say 375 mph holds no interest for me. At that speed I'd feel like I needed a helmet, which kinda ruins the thrill.
PC.FREAK in reply to skunkbaitApr 9, 2009. 4:20 AM
i wasn't saying i was ever planning on going that fast, just wanted to see people's jaws drop when they see the speedometer etc. plus, i ALWAYS wear my helmet (it is the law)
skunkbait (author) in reply to PC.FREAKApr 9, 2009. 7:50 PM
Hey, that's a good idea. I have an old moped laying around. I might just put a 400 mph speedo on it! What state are you in? In AR, only riders under 21 have to wear a helmet. (But I wear one when I expect heavy traffic.)
PC.FREAK in reply to skunkbaitApr 10, 2009. 8:03 PM
in Washington State -- all motorcycles require helmets
skunkbait (author) in reply to PC.FREAKApr 10, 2009. 8:37 PM
Yeah, my kids always wear helmets. I grew up with helmet laws, but I don't miss them!
KentsOkay says: Apr 9, 2009. 6:02 AM
The ultimate for me would be a 777cc custom super bike. Dark sky blue with silver racing stripes. Carbon fiber body and components. High efficiency ethanol burning V twin. Body would be of my own "retropunk" design. maybe I'll upload a sketch....

For an existing bike that crossover DN-01 thing Honda is making is pretty sweet, cept I'd paint it blue with silver racing stripes. http://powersports.honda.com/street/crossover.aspx

Latest model of the Kawasaki Ninja is a must as well.

Also historical bikes are a must. I just GOTTA get me one of those German WWII bikes with a sidecar (ala Last Crusade and Great Escape)
KentsOkay in reply to KentsOkayApr 9, 2009. 6:09 AM
I'd probably only race my custom bike on private tracks, to many yahoos on the road... For road, I need my custom car: Carbon fiber frame and body. Body directly modeled after a 70's Corvette Stingray. Dark blue with silver racing stripes :D Of course I'd own an original, but the new one would be electric or hydrogen or something like that, as I couldn't bear to cannibalize an old one...
KentsOkay in reply to KentsOkayApr 9, 2009. 6:15 AM
This car (retropunked), actually i think this is 60's or early 70's
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skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 9, 2009. 7:51 PM
That's mid 60's. Somewhere between '63 and '67.
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 9, 2009. 8:17 PM
:D
killerjackalope says: Jul 11, 2008. 9:24 PM
Confederate Hellcat special edition. Or something else...
KentsOkay in reply to killerjackalopeApr 9, 2009. 6:19 AM
Why am I not surprised...
skunkbait (author) in reply to killerjackalopeJul 11, 2008. 10:00 PM
Oh, I saw one of those last time I was in New Orleans. They are slick machines. They should collaborate with Indian.
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitJul 12, 2008. 12:31 AM
That would be awesome!
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiJul 12, 2008. 1:23 AM
I once saw a concept bike called a Vindian. It was a (replica) of a stripped down Chief, with a Vincent Black SHadow engine. I'm not really into bastardized classics, but that was awesome.
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitJul 12, 2008. 1:30 AM
Yeah, I prefer restoration, too, but as long as nothing irreversible is done, I love cutsomized classics. That Vindian sounds pretty cool. I saw some Vincent Black Shadows and some Radpides (spelling?) at a show the local British club put on last year. Way cool bikes.
killerjackalope in reply to RishnaiJul 13, 2008. 1:36 AM
How about copying, lately a lot of interesting bikes are coming out of the woodwork here as the petrol prices put more on them, yesterday the oddest convoy passed, a 125cc scooter followed by a fireblade, another scooter, then at the very end there was one of the hell's angels of our town, funny in itself since he doesn't ride the harley during the week, instead opting for a little 250 or some japanese make...
Rishnai in reply to killerjackalopeJul 13, 2008. 1:53 AM
And speaking off odd groupings, when my friend gets her motorcycle endorsement, we're going to look awful crazy, with me on a Big Chief and her on a 49cc scooter. But we're good friends, so I forgive her for the scooter thing.
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiJul 14, 2008. 3:15 AM
My son and I look funny going down the road. I'm on the '73 Harley, and he's on the late-model Ninja. We're trying to get a moped going for the youngest boy, as his real bike isn't street legal yet.
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 9, 2009. 6:21 AM
He has a Ninja?!??!?! A: tell him he's a lucky git B: PICS PLZ!!
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 11, 2009. 7:53 PM
Here's the Ninja!
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Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitApr 12, 2009. 5:42 PM
Awesome!
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiApr 12, 2009. 10:01 PM
He's had it for about 7 months, but we're just now finishing the paperwork. It really moves for a 250. He's begging for a Ducati, but that's just not going to happen anythime soon.
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 12, 2009. 6:46 AM
Strike out A and tell him he's a lucky b****** That's a rockin' bike either way!
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 29, 2009. 8:31 PM
We got the bike registered and insured yesterday. He'll probably get his license next week. He could've gotten it a year ago, but we didn't have a running 250cc. Before 16, (in AR) you're still not allowed to carry passengers. So if he goes on a date, I guess he'll have to drive the tractor!
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 30, 2009. 7:03 AM
Only in the US.... >Daddy, can I go on a date? >Sure darlin', but only if he picks you up in a tractor! >Why's that? >Maxes out at 30, impossible to miss, the winner in a crash, and the passenger area is completely visible!
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 30, 2009. 7:55 PM
As a side note, tractors do have one advantage for teenage guys. They are one-seaters, so she'll have to sit in your lap.
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitMay 1, 2009. 4:57 AM
Didn't think of that....
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 27, 2009. 1:37 AM
Skunkbait Jr. got a neat little bike last month.
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KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 27, 2009. 6:02 AM
Way cool! CC's?
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 29, 2009. 11:41 AM
It's a 100cc. Originally a 90cc, Someone put oversized top-end on it. It's pretty fast. I can ride wheelies on it.
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 29, 2009. 8:06 PM
AWESOME You make me wanna put my 148cc from the Whizzer on a decent frame...
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 29, 2009. 8:28 PM
Visiting AR anytime soon? I have a frame or two that'd be perfect for that sort of thing.
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitApr 30, 2009. 6:50 AM
It's all I can do to resist hitchiking over... But alas, much to much to be doing. School, jobs (or the lack of) etc... My 2 year goal is to generate cash flow to purchase a Corvette Stingray in less than perfect condition and bring it to life, as TPTB seem to like the idea of me in an airbagless hunk of fiberglass better than straddling steel.
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 30, 2009. 8:00 PM
Yep, better start saving. Even ratty ones are expensive these days. I have an '85 vette, but wish I had an old Stingray. Mom had a '69 Stingray when I was a kid. She was way cooler back then. She also had a GTO, an MGB, and a '67 Mustang. Now she drives an Impala :-( At least I've kept her away from mini-vans!
KentsOkay in reply to skunkbaitMay 1, 2009. 4:59 AM
Jeese.... My mom said she almost bought a 67 Mustang back when it was only twenty years old. I'm looking for something between 75-82, preferably 80-82. I saw one in halfway decent condition for 15 grand from 78.
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitApr 29, 2009. 8:00 PM
Awesome!
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiApr 29, 2009. 8:27 PM
Yeah. He has another one almost like it, that's set up for on/off road. I want him to make a cafe racer out of one of them.
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 12, 2009. 10:06 PM
Yeah, it's pretty sweet. I like sportbike performance, but I hate all the "plastic". He's got the original headlight and tach/speedo assembly, but I think it looks awesome the way it is.
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkayApr 9, 2009. 7:58 PM
I'll try to get him to post pics. It's a 250, with low miles, set up like a street fighter. Very little plastic and a round headlight. Someone had dropped it, and he got it for just $1000. I rode it home for him (65 miles) at 70 mph. I was very impressed.
Rishnai in reply to killerjackalopeJul 13, 2008. 1:49 AM
Building (and then riding or modifying like there's no tomorrow) a whole "classic" from repro parts is one of my life goals. Specifically, to use repro parts instead of original parts to fill in all the gaps in my incompletes.
killerjackalope in reply to killerjackalopeJul 13, 2008. 1:37 AM
Oh point was that there are more bikes to replicate using modern frames and internals or even get the bits together and make one...
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiJul 12, 2008. 1:45 AM
Rapide. Yeah, in the 30's-50's some of that Brit iron was awesome. Then came the Jap (imitating Brit) invasion. In the 60's and 70's Honda (and others) really hurt them. Now the Japs are obsessed with imitating Harley Indian and Excelsior. I guess if you don't have a real sense of history and tradition, the rice burners are appealing. I just wish they would work on building a truly awesom, truly Japanese bike. SOme of their sportbikes come close, but still owe a lot to the original Italian crotch-rockets (Aprilia, Ducati,Bimota, etc.).
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitJul 12, 2008. 1:53 AM
Yeah, the Japanese have some good engineering, but you're right, there's very little uniqueness. Dirtbikes, perhaps? Since the American scene grew out of the fact that the continent is so huge and open, and the British scene is rooted in cafe racers and the fact that its an island, I wonder what factors a distinctly Japanese bike would pull from? Although my dad's got a Kaw in the garage here that's basically just a ripped-off Harley (I don't remember the specific model), but I hear it was real cheap to insure, and rode good, especialy for the bike-buying budget he had in the mid 80s when he got it. But given the option, I don't think any of us would buy it again nowadays.
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiJul 12, 2008. 2:08 AM
Maybe dirtbikes, but even some of those evolved as imitations. Now, 50 years into the bike game, I would say they are truly Japanese. All the dirt and On/off road machines (XL's, XR's, RM's, KX's etc.) don't really owe THAT much to their Euro and American predecessors.
skunkbait (author) in reply to skunkbaitJul 12, 2008. 1:47 AM
DOn't get me wrong, I've owned more rice-iron than anything else, I just don't like the imitation factor. And I forgot to mention how much the Goldwing and Valkyrie owe to the likes of Zundapp and BMW.
killerjackalope in reply to skunkbaitJul 11, 2008. 10:41 PM
I saw the special up close and personal, when it took off the noise was unholy... Good idea that would be nice.
skunkbait jr says: Sep 1, 2008. 10:13 AM
mine would have to be a custom harley or Indian chopper
Rishnai in reply to skunkbait jrSep 2, 2008. 10:12 PM
We think alike.
skunkbait jr in reply to RishnaiSep 3, 2008. 2:47 PM
great minds tend to think alike
skunkbait (author) in reply to skunkbait jrSep 3, 2008. 8:11 PM
Twisted minds tend to think alike to. You never had a chance! WIth Mrs. Skunkbait and myself for parents, how'd you think you'd turn out?
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitSep 3, 2008. 10:44 PM
You callin' me twisted? Wait, nevermind, I am...
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiSep 4, 2008. 12:47 AM
Me too. But you have to understand. A few months ago, Skunkbait Jr. came running in the house and said, "Quick Dad, I need a coathanger and some squirrel-proof gloves!". Anyone that grows up in my household is predisposed to lunacy.
Rishnai in reply to skunkbaitSep 5, 2008. 11:00 PM
My parents have stopped asking when I ask for stuff like that. Like when I asked if we had a spare gas tank I could hack up and put on a recently acuired '92 Honda 100...
skunkbait (author) in reply to RishnaiSep 6, 2008. 12:29 AM
Makes sense to me.... I think it's a good sign when kids want to use items (ecept body parts)for something other than their intended purpose.
skunkbait jr in reply to skunkbaitSep 4, 2008. 9:54 AM
that is not nice its true about the gloves and coat hanger but it was all for a good cause and you know that and im not the one that burns bikes and cars and what not
KentsOkay says: Sep 1, 2008. 2:03 PM
Hmm... I've always BMW sport bikes...
skunkbait (author) in reply to KentsOkaySep 3, 2008. 2:32 PM
I love the old Beamers. The newest one I rode was just a little TOO comfortable. It felt more like a luxury sedan than a motorbike.
Rishnai says: Jul 12, 2008. 1:44 AM
Maybe Burt Munro's record-setting machine? No, I couldn't. But I would love a fully functional replica! Hmm... I'd like a German WWII bike, a Vincent, and all the parts and time necessary to design and build my own deisel big twin. Not to mention more than my fair share of Indians. Fours, another Warrior, maybe a Six, a Chief factory sidecar, and a Powerplus or two. And Hopper's bike from Easy Rider. You don't see to many of those. And a bigger shed to store them in. Y'know, if money wasn't an object. :P
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