What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

There are many jokes about good ol' Chuck:  Every night the Boogey Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris; Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.  Those are a few examples but there are hundreds more. Share your best!

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MissThrifty5 years ago
Go to google.com and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then click the I'm Feeling Lucky button. It makes me giggle every time!

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.


Run, before he finds you.
Try a different person.
Try someone less dangerous.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris is why there's not dinosaurs.
There is no global warming... Chuck Norris got a chill and turned up the sun.
There is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris.
BLUEBLOBS25 years ago
Neko-Otaku5 years ago
Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice
OilRig5 years ago
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Knex.X5 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't catch Pokemon, he allows them to go in the pokeball
BLUEBLOBS25 years ago
The only fever Chuck Norris gets is disco fever.
BLUEBLOBS25 years ago
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
It's my favorite.
ilpug5 years ago
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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