Zombie Robot Caption Contest
In case you have not heard the breaking news, our beloved Instructables Robot and its beloved family member Instructables-Robot have been captured by a dancing zombie horde. As we looked over the zombie's ghoulish celebratory pictures, we can only wonder what must be running through our poor robot's mind.
Perhaps you can look at this picture and figure out what our poor robot is saying. Post the caption as a comment in this forum.
All are eligible to enter. Contestants are limited to three (and we mean three!) entries. The winner of this contest gets a copy of Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius. The contest will be judged by Bilal's Undead Severed Zombie Head on Friday and the winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Perhaps you can look at this picture and figure out what our poor robot is saying. Post the caption as a comment in this forum.
All are eligible to enter. Contestants are limited to three (and we mean three!) entries. The winner of this contest gets a copy of Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius. The contest will be judged by Bilal's Undead Severed Zombie Head on Friday and the winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
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Caption Winners!
There were a few good ones, so I think we'll send the runners up a patch:
The winner was }{itch with:
robot : "Please do not respond to this email, the Instructables Robot already has its arms full of zombies, and it might drop yours!"
Patch for, Momo!:
"All we need now are the Sith, Pirates, and Werewolves, and then our Facebook Convention feels so much more complete!"
Patch for DoItOrDie:
Girl Scouts, Jehova's Witnesses, Salesmen ... of all the pests Robot had to deal with, the undead were, by far, the most persistent.
Thank you all for giving the robot a voice!
-bg
There were a few good ones, so I think we'll send the runners up a patch:
The winner was }{itch with:
robot : "Please do not respond to this email, the Instructables Robot already has its arms full of zombies, and it might drop yours!"
Patch for, Momo!:
"All we need now are the Sith, Pirates, and Werewolves, and then our Facebook Convention feels so much more complete!"
Patch for DoItOrDie:
Girl Scouts, Jehova's Witnesses, Salesmen ... of all the pests Robot had to deal with, the undead were, by far, the most persistent.
Thank you all for giving the robot a voice!
-bg
Sep 7, 2008. 7:56 AMking duct tape
says:
1. every body dance now 2. did you fart or are you just decomposing 3. and c3-po thought he had it rough
Aug 28, 2008. 3:33 PMFreshPineSent
says:
1: "That white chain is so tacky." 2: "Too bad zombie bites don't affect robots." 3: "Save me GLaDOS!"
Entry 1: Robot: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped with a bunch of crazed, dazed, man-eating zombies with a giant felt Architeuthis, and at risk of rusting or running low on power, that I really wish I'd listened to what my robot mother told me when I was young. Giant Felt Architeuthis: Why, what did she tell you? Robot: I don't know, I didn't listen.
Aug 28, 2008. 12:04 PMKeith-Kid
says:
Darn, that one was hilarious, yet a bit totoo perfect, as in, something that couldn't possibly been have said before.
I'll admit, it was based off of a line of dialogue in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. I highly recommend it.
Entry 2: We're doomed... Oh master Eric! You've come to save me! Oh my... how horrible...
Not if you've ever read any old Judge Dredd stories featuring Walter the Wobot.
Aug 29, 2008. 8:53 PMsuggsugg
says:
LEAVE ROBOTS ALONE! ALL YOU EVER WANT FROM THEM IS MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!
Aug 29, 2008. 8:56 PMsuggsugg
says:
Zombies are going down. Do they have their own dance move? i don't think so.
Aug 29, 2008. 8:50 PMsuggsugg
says:
If I don't get out of here soon I'm gonna be soooo dead. Literally!
Aug 29, 2008. 8:08 PMiman
says:
ALLL they wanna do is eat my brains, they are not unreasonable its not like there goina to eat my eyes
if you dont get the joke click here
if you dont get the joke click here
Jabba the Hut gets Carrie Fisher in a bikini, and I get these guys?
Competition ends soon, if anyone wants to post their final entries, now is the time. Wheee!
Aug 29, 2008. 8:02 AMnabzaf
says:
When they Said AI I thought it was a Brainy soft drink. Not tasteless Robot.
Aug 29, 2008. 7:57 AMnabzaf
says:
Instructables Robot " 'Zombie The Musical' who would pay to see that" Instructables-Robot " Well everyone went to see 'Cats' and it was a hit"
Aug 29, 2008. 7:05 AMBPD3
says:
IN THE VOICE OF MARVIN
FROM THE ORIGINAL RADIO BROADCAST;
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Thank god I am away from those dreadful people. And by saying thank god I am just speaking in the hypothetical, only to be used as a figure of speech because of the fact that god has already been dissmissed by a puff of logic, but now I find myself in the middle of a bunch of even more mind numbingly witless creatures, me with my virtualy endless cornucopia of knowledge, I who could take on the likes of the staffs of Instructables, Make, and the Straight Dope, and dwarf their collective intellects without batting and eyelash. Ooooooooo woe is me I don't even have eyelashes.
FROM THE ORIGINAL RADIO BROADCAST;
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Thank god I am away from those dreadful people. And by saying thank god I am just speaking in the hypothetical, only to be used as a figure of speech because of the fact that god has already been dissmissed by a puff of logic, but now I find myself in the middle of a bunch of even more mind numbingly witless creatures, me with my virtualy endless cornucopia of knowledge, I who could take on the likes of the staffs of Instructables, Make, and the Straight Dope, and dwarf their collective intellects without batting and eyelash. Ooooooooo woe is me I don't even have eyelashes.
Aug 29, 2008. 6:50 AMBrennn10
says:
Little do the zombies know that robots do not have a brain.
Aug 29, 2008. 12:57 AMDoItOrDie
says:
Girl Scouts, Jehova's Witnesses, Salesmen ... of all the pests Robot had to deal with, the undead were, by far, the most persistent.
Aug 29, 2008. 12:44 AMBillCor
says:
Hey Junior, I think my robofarts are finally gettin' to 'em... ...Junior?... ...you there, Junior?...
Aug 27, 2008. 11:38 AMmomo!
says:
SAN FRANCISCO - Calvin Klein, American fashion guru, plans to release his new unisex fragrance Cerebellum. When asked about his new edgy marketing campaign, he said "I'm so totally over heroine-chic. Over it. Zombies and robots are so hot right now... they capture the whole lifeless thing so much better."
Aug 29, 2008. 12:25 AMmomo!
says:
"All we need now are the Sith, Pirates, and Werewolves, and then our Facebook Convention feels so much more complete!"
Aug 29, 2008. 12:03 AMDoItOrDie
says:
The zombie with the big white chain around his neck says: I like my women like I like my brains ... cold and unattached!
Aug 29, 2008. 12:00 AMDoItOrDie
says:
OK! OK! But did you hear THIS one? What's Black and White, and Dead all over? A zombie in a tuxedo!!
Aug 26, 2008. 10:04 PMn8man
says:
I know, you got back at my friends, but could you please stop nibbling on me.
Aug 27, 2008. 6:48 PMn8man
says:
Eric,
if your watching this,
GET US OUT OF HERE
(the zombies keep trying to get us to teach them the robot)
if your watching this,
GET US OUT OF HERE
(the zombies keep trying to get us to teach them the robot)
Aug 28, 2008. 9:00 PMn8man
says:
GorillazMiko doesn't know. *gasp*
smaller text
microscopic text
,,^,,Tiny text,,^,,,,^,,^,,Makes even smaller text,,^,,^,,keep repeating this and it gets smaller and smaller.
smaller text
microscopic text
Aug 28, 2008. 9:29 PMn8man
says:
comma comma carot comma comma Small text comma comma carot comma comma
Lol. All I have to do to read that text is hit "Shift-Command-S". The computer reads it for me! Speech function FTW!
(Your small text reads "microscopic text.")
I can write subliminal messages!
(Your small text reads "microscopic text.")
I can write subliminal messages!
And yours is "I can write subliminal messages" However, they do not work if the being cannot read them...
>How do you make font size smaller than normal?
YOU DON'T KNOW?!
Use two "," s before and after your text.
YOU DON'T KNOW?!
Use two "," s before and after your text.
Aug 29, 2008. 10:26 AMGorillazMiko
says:
I know that.
I'm talking about the super small one that uses the & , symbols.
I'm talking about the super small one that uses the & , symbols.
? &&testing&& Nope, doesn't work. What are you talking about? Did I miss something?
Aug 29, 2008. 12:27 PMGorillazMiko
says:
& meant and..
,,^,, Tiny Text ,,^,,,,^,,^,, Even Smaller Text ,,^,,^,,Keep repeating, and it'll get smaller.
