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coke has burnt your mind

hey all u lame ducks all i can say is in louisiana you can get 1to 5 years hope that coke change is worth it and what are you gonna say to mama when the kid is sitting front and center facing some hard nose judge that is going to have some serious questions for you like what is your education level, got a j..o..b and that means work with pay for those dum asses dum enough to rob a drink machine boy or girl when you get sent to the cooler it won't be to have a coke you are going to be some hard core's honey

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crestind10 years ago
Even Human Geography AP has not prepared me for deciphering regional dialects. when you get sent to the cooler it won't be to have a coke you are going to be some hard core's honey \/ If you open a coke machine, you will be raped by a cell mate. :D Now I get it!
Here's my translation: Hey everyone, in Louisiana you can get put in jail for 1 to 5 years for breaking into a coke machine. Is the little bit of money you'll get from the machine worth going to jail? For some reason I think that a judge will ask your kids what kind of education you have. You should get a job instead, and then buy a drink for the people who are trying to open the machines. If you open a coke machine, you will be raped by a cell mate.
Kiteman10 years ago
What the devil are you whittering on about, dear boy? Are you attempting to imply that I am in some way mentally deficient through the abuse of illicit substances? You are, I am afraid, quite wide of the mark there: I am a teacher, I have a degree (a proper one, not one I bought online), a teaching qualification, and I am a fully-paid-up Mensan. I have never partaken of illicit substances. Or is it possible that you yourself are so drug-raddled that you think you are posting that illiterate nonsense on some public drug discussion forum?
Hahaha! The first thing I thought of was the brand "coke" :P I think I just realized some part of me died :P
I think he is talking about the drink... I think the whole rant has to do with this instructable

Opening up a coke machine

which is about getting the change out of a coke machine.
trebuchet0310 years ago
judge that is going to have some serious questions for you like what is your education level

I'm no judge... but same question - what is your education level? Because to be quite honest, that was the only part I could read (and I'm not going to spend the time to decipher) :P I'd go back, fix up your sentences (rather than just one long run on) and then re-post. Then maybe you'll get better feedback ;)

Just my two cents - You can, of course, leave it as is. But very few people will take you seriously ;)