put in you funny egg-puns like egg-saturating and egg-cited and stuff like that.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

because to them, One egg is un euof!

MercyN4 months ago

Omlettin' this slide. Because these are eggsemplory puns.

Wow, a fresh comment that hasn't been boiled over.

I find puns eggciting. They crack me up!

It's six of one and a half dozen of the other.

MercyN4 months ago

i've eggcepteded that this is my fate, but I'm still frytened.

caitlin17055 months ago

this is silly now children


caitlin17055 months ago

this whole conversation has gotten me scrambled

caitlin17055 months ago

wow this is quite eggsellent

I came here just to eggstrapolate......and that's eggacty what I did:)

twilightfox9 months ago

Ash sent out Exeggutor!

This isn't too egg-citing anymore...


I think this topic might be eggstremely insensitive for people alergic to eggs?

I hope these jokes get eggs-ponentially better as we go...

Nrgdragon12 months ago

Looks like I need to egg people on.

Mr. Jake2 years ago
I can't eggsplain why nobody's posting in this topic...I guess all the punners have scrambled, or maybe their brains were fried by the overload of egg puns.

Egg-cellent question... perhaps the topic is simply over-easy.

Or perhaps they have all been eggsterminated?

or maybe just under-eggs-aderated

They might be ova-worked.

the people obviously just need to break out of their shells and create the puns
nfk11 (author)  Mr. Jake2 years ago
i don't know. i geuss they have no yolks.
It's just that you guys don't know how to coddle new people into getting egg on their faces.
nfk11 (author)  caitlinsdad2 years ago
i think your circuits were fried by the awesomeness of the puns.
EthanP11 year ago

this website is eggs-actly what I needed to post my egg-strordinary yolks.

i am egg-stremely scrambled over all the egg puns, i am not sunny side up today no yolks aside.
eggsactly! ;)
Lol here's one:
I've had un oeuf! (pronounced "enough")

Un oeuf in French is an egg.
nfk11 (author)  Jessie Marie2 years ago
haha lol
Lucky7x72 years ago
Why does this even eggs-ist?
nfk11 (author)  Lucky7x72 years ago
who knows. maybe everybody has a yolk or two. or maybe they just want to break out of their shells.
Lucky7x7 nfk112 years ago
i guess it is an eggs-ample of looking at life sunny side up.
nfk11 (author)  Lucky7x72 years ago
i do't think i have any more scrambled yolks here. but i guess that eggs-plains why this doesn't have very many people talking about puns.
kelseymh4 years ago
It's sad the way people keep poaching all these great yolks. Sigh...I guess I should have a thicker shell; life just isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Albumin, it matters not what came first.
My brain gets scrambled thinking of the options for this.
onrust4 years ago
It will be just another bunch of soft yolks.
caitlinsdad4 years ago
Eggsactly what did you have in mind?  It was hatched a long time ago.
Goodhart4 years ago
Hmmm, I have a WHOLE bunch of them over on the other forum...somewhere out there...'
Kiteman4 years ago
... and get them in quickly, to beat the scramble...