put in you funny egg-puns like egg-saturating and egg-cited and stuff like that.

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TristanS279 days ago

Do You Guys Wanna Hear a Funny Yolk?

You could have put all of your yolks in one basket. I don't think they would have been too scrambled in one comment.

TylerS10425 days ago

I didn't lie I did have a dozen egg puns

TylerS10425 days ago

I hope you liked my eggtravaganza of egg puns!

TylerS10425 days ago

My jokes are eggcellent don't you think?

TylerS10425 days ago

I have an eggsesive amount of egg jokes

TylerS10425 days ago

My jokes are on the sunny side up

TylerS10425 days ago

Some traffic lights be like you shell not pass

TylerS10425 days ago

That last pun was pretty bad but omelet that one slide

TylerS10425 days ago

Its getting hard boiled to think of more egg puns

TylerS10425 days ago

I'm scrambling for more puns

TylerS10425 days ago

For me egg puns are over easy to do

TylerS10425 days ago

I'v got a dozen of 'em

TylerS10425 days ago

I have really good egg puns I'm not yoking

TylerS10425 days ago

Egg puns really crack me up

ReeceK2 months ago

Well that was cracking

Yonatan243 months ago

I don't understand...

What egg-zactly do you mean?

Just when this topic was about to topple over, you are trying to put a new spin on it?

I don't understand what you meant... (Now seriously!)

But I will always say egg-zactly

You don't count your chickens before they hatch. Something like that...

Captain_pickle, that's eggs-actly what i'm trying to say. These people are getting scrambled, i tell ya! Everyone's frying their brains from all these puns! Not that i don't like this topic, it's egg-celent.

We don't relish when someone makes an old topic rise up to the top like an egg souffle. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

I'm sure you'll get ova it.

Don't try to butter me up. I'm sticking around.

Then the yolk's on you!

I was standing next to Humpty Dumpty, but I did not push him. Honest.

You are such a comedian. I bet you like your eggs funny side up.

I guess I do ham it up once in a while.

Egg-cellent job overloading my brain with egg puns everyone.

RDMyuri5 months ago


Jetmaster3606 months ago

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

because to them, One egg is un euof!

That was an eggspertly said, and I eggree.

MercyN10 months ago

Omlettin' this slide. Because these are eggsemplory puns.

caitlinsdad MercyN10 months ago

Wow, a fresh comment that hasn't been boiled over.

MercyN caitlinsdad10 months ago

I find puns eggciting. They crack me up!

caitlinsdad MercyN10 months ago

It's six of one and a half dozen of the other.

MercyN10 months ago

i've eggcepteded that this is my fate, but I'm still frytened.

caitlin170511 months ago

this is silly now children


caitlin170511 months ago

this whole conversation has gotten me scrambled

caitlin170511 months ago

wow this is quite eggsellent

I came here just to eggstrapolate......and that's eggacty what I did:)

Ash sent out Exeggutor!

This isn't too egg-citing anymore...


I think this topic might be eggstremely insensitive for people alergic to eggs?

I hope these jokes get eggs-ponentially better as we go...

Nrgdragon1 year ago

Looks like I need to egg people on.

Mr. Jake3 years ago
I can't eggsplain why nobody's posting in this topic...I guess all the punners have scrambled, or maybe their brains were fried by the overload of egg puns.

Egg-cellent question... perhaps the topic is simply over-easy.

Or perhaps they have all been eggsterminated?

or maybe just under-eggs-aderated

They might be ova-worked.

the people obviously just need to break out of their shells and create the puns
nfk11 (author)  Mr. Jake3 years ago
i don't know. i geuss they have no yolks.
It's just that you guys don't know how to coddle new people into getting egg on their faces.
nfk11 (author)  caitlinsdad3 years ago
i think your circuits were fried by the awesomeness of the puns.
EthanP11 year ago

this website is eggs-actly what I needed to post my egg-strordinary yolks.

i am egg-stremely scrambled over all the egg puns, i am not sunny side up today no yolks aside.
eggsactly! ;)
Lol here's one:
I've had un oeuf! (pronounced "enough")

Un oeuf in French is an egg.
nfk11 (author)  Jessie Marie3 years ago
haha lol
Lucky7x73 years ago
Why does this even eggs-ist?
nfk11 (author)  Lucky7x73 years ago
who knows. maybe everybody has a yolk or two. or maybe they just want to break out of their shells.
Lucky7x7 nfk113 years ago
i guess it is an eggs-ample of looking at life sunny side up.
nfk11 (author)  Lucky7x73 years ago
i do't think i have any more scrambled yolks here. but i guess that eggs-plains why this doesn't have very many people talking about puns.
kelseymh5 years ago
It's sad the way people keep poaching all these great yolks. Sigh...I guess I should have a thicker shell; life just isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Albumin, it matters not what came first.
My brain gets scrambled thinking of the options for this.
onrust5 years ago
It will be just another bunch of soft yolks.
caitlinsdad5 years ago
Eggsactly what did you have in mind?  It was hatched a long time ago.
Goodhart5 years ago
Hmmm, I have a WHOLE bunch of them over on the other forum...somewhere out there...'
Kiteman5 years ago
... and get them in quickly, to beat the scramble...