favorite knock knock jokes

I heard this knock knock joke a few days ago, and it has became my favorite. Here it goes. Knock Knock Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who? I like it because it sounds like smell my poo. Anyways, that's my favorite, what's your guys' favorite knock knock joke?

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Plo Koon4 years ago
knock knock
who's there
knock knock
who's there
knock knock
who's there
knock knock
WHO'S THERE
an annoying person
techieagent5 years ago
Lol. That was cool! I also like reading Pinoy jokes. :)
THIS IS ALL ONE

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co-
Moo (Interrupts)

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(As the person is asking, this person slowly moves to poke the other.)

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting completely uncalled for.
Interrupting completely un-
(This person slaps the other and runs.)

Thank you Barats and Bereta (see the link)!
www.youtube.com/watch
The Jamalam9 years ago
knock knock who's there nicholas nicholas who? nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees! knock knock whos there boo boo who don't cry, it's just a joke
PKM9 years ago
Have you heard the (insert generic disliked ethnic or social group here) knock knock joke?
No- how does it go?
Say "knock knock".
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kiteman9 years ago
Knock knock

Who's there?

You're a Maker - fix the doorbell!
Goodhart9 years ago
Basicly the best ones are the ones never told ? LOL Just joking This isn't exactly a knock-knock joke, but it involves knocking on the door, so I will take the chance to relate it, and if it is too off topic, just delete it or ask me to and I will :-) The plumber came and was a little later then expected. The lady of the house had stepped out to get something at the corner store, and no one else was home except the family parrot. The plumber walks up to the door and knocks. The parrot instinctively mimics the lady of the house and calls out: "Who is it?" The plumber replies: its the plumber, I have come to fix the sink" After a few minutes pass, he knocks again, and once again hears "Who is it?" from inside. The plumber again replies: its the plumber, I have come to fix the sink". Again, a few minutes later, he pounds on the door frustrated that no one is answering, and hears once more: "Who is it?" Red faced and frustrated he squeaks out "its.....the.....plumber....I've...come...to ...fix...the sink." But falls over with a heart attack. A few minutes later, the lady of the house arrives and says: "oh my, who is this?" And the parrot calls out: "Its the plumber, he's come to fix the sink". :-)
Firebert0109 years ago
Knock Knock. Who's there? Jim, your ex-husband. I'm calling the police.
guyfrom7up9 years ago
From family guy: knock knock who's there? I am, and I'll always be there