no thumbs day

Friday August 24,2007. i am declaring this no thumbs day! A day in which I will not use my thumbs. Whos with me?!(crickets chirping)

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how can i strangle people with no thumb?
Or i could just do a good hard karate chop to the neck, but how would i dispose of the body-i cant tie the rubbish bag.
all you have to do is get rid of the head and hands and feet, and they cant ID the body. Hmmmm, but how to do that without thumbs........... suppose you had table saw, you don't need thumbs for that.........
AHH!! I will use a knuckle duster knife like they had in the war and then i will decapitate the victim and let them run away from the crime scene like a headless chicken-but what if they live, write down my name and reveal me? AHH! I will superglue his index finger to this thumb and then he cant use his finger write. MUHAHAHHAHA!!
but,wait,youcantuseyourthumbstousetheglue!!!!! Oh, hey, i can use my fingers to use the space bar.
Danny Whaleman10 years ago
remember its tommorow
Whaleman Danny10 years ago
Dang it!
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