no thumbs day

Friday August 24,2007. i am declaring this no thumbs day! A day in which I will not use my thumbs. Whos with me?!(crickets chirping)

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Loosewire; SOE Operative says: Aug 23, 2007. 9:46 AM
how can i strangle people with no thumb?
Whaleman in reply to Loosewire; SOE OperativeAug 23, 2007. 10:16 AM
hmm,ifyouusethefingerfromyourotherhand,thenyoumightbeabletostranglepeople.
Loosewire; SOE Operative in reply to WhalemanAug 23, 2007. 2:30 PM
Or i could just do a good hard karate chop to the neck, but how would i dispose of the body-i cant tie the rubbish bag.
Whaleman in reply to Loosewire; SOE OperativeAug 23, 2007. 2:41 PM
all you have to do is get rid of the head and hands and feet, and they cant ID the body. Hmmmm, but how to do that without thumbs........... suppose you had table saw, you don't need thumbs for that.........
Loosewire; SOE Operative in reply to WhalemanAug 24, 2007. 4:17 AM
AHH!! I will use a knuckle duster knife like they had in the war and then i will decapitate the victim and let them run away from the crime scene like a headless chicken-but what if they live, write down my name and reveal me? AHH! I will superglue his index finger to this thumb and then he cant use his finger write. MUHAHAHHAHA!!
Whaleman in reply to Loosewire; SOE OperativeAug 24, 2007. 12:20 PM
but,wait,youcantuseyourthumbstousetheglue!!!!! Oh, hey, i can use my fingers to use the space bar.
Loosewire; SOE Operative in reply to WhalemanAug 24, 2007. 2:33 PM
hahaha
Whaleman in reply to Loosewire; SOE OperativeAug 24, 2007. 2:40 PM
yay!
Danny in reply to WhalemanAug 23, 2007. 10:48 AM
remember its tommorow
Whaleman in reply to DannyAug 23, 2007. 11:24 AM
Dang it!
Danny in reply to Loosewire; SOE OperativeAug 23, 2007. 9:49 AM
lMaO!
Danny says: Aug 23, 2007. 9:44 AM
erm ill try but that days my b-day how am i suposed to open cards? and eat cake
Weissensteinburg in reply to DannyAug 23, 2007. 9:25 PM
Happy Birthday!
Danny in reply to WeissensteinburgAug 24, 2007. 3:32 AM
why thank you!
Whaleman in reply to DannyAug 24, 2007. 12:20 PM
happy birthday! sorry i didn't get you a present =(
Danny in reply to WhalemanAug 24, 2007. 1:34 PM
your fabulous guns are quite enough!
Whaleman in reply to DannyAug 24, 2007. 1:55 PM
yay!
CameronSS says: Aug 23, 2007. 8:57 PM
If I didn't have English and Chemistry classes tomorrow I might consider it...writing with no thumbs sounds like a difficult proposition.
jtobako says: Aug 23, 2007. 3:16 PM
I had a friend born without thumbs. Wasn't much he couldn't do. Most of the time, he used his first finger as a thumb.
Whaleman says: Aug 23, 2007. 10:14 AM
butineedmythumbforthespacebar!!
Brennn10 says: Aug 23, 2007. 8:59 AM
Sorry, I have to feed my dog.
TheCheese9921 says: Aug 23, 2007. 8:40 AM
Sorry but I am going garage saleing and I have to play guitar hero
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