silk screen machine

im looking for plans on building a silk screen machine, can any one direct me in the right direction. thanks...........Camtech

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Kiteman9 years ago
Well, you could start with the search box at the top-right of the page.

See?
jtobako Kiteman9 years ago
Or google it.

Step 1
Use the mouse to manipulate the blinky curser thingy over the red word (google).

Step 2
Click the left button on the mouse.

Step 3
Figure out that you need to read all the instructions first, and come back to this page to find them. (This step may be skipped by advanced users.)

Step 4
Get the blinky curser thingy over the box that is under the big Google sign.

Step 5
Push the left button on the mouse. If a small blinky line does not appear in the box, repeat Step 4.

Step 6
Type in the words Silk Screen Machine Plans. Advanced users can use cut-and-paste commands (not covered in this instructable).

Step 7
Realize that you don't want to read several hundred pages. Put the blinky curser thingy over the blue word "Images" near the top of the page.

Step 8
Click the left button on the mouse. If the page doesn't change, repeat Step 7.

Step 9
Examine the pictures. Find one that looks like something you understand. Advanced users can left-click on the word "Next" if they don't find anything.

Step 10
If none of the pictures make sense, move the blinky curser thingy to the end of the word "Plans" in the little box. The word and box can be found at the top and bottom of the page. If any of the pictures do make sense, skip to Step 17.

Step 11
Click the left button on the mouse. If a little blinky line dose not appear at the end (or near the end) of the word, go back to Step 10.

Step 12
Find the <backspace> button on the keyboard. Press until the word "Plans" disappears. Advanced users can use cut-and-paste.

Step 13
There is no Step 13 because this is a 'not liable' instructable and some people are afraid of the number 13.

Step 14
Press the <enter> key.

Step 15
Examine the pictures. Find one that looks like something you understand. Advanced users can left-click on the word "Next".

Step 16
If you don't find a picture you like, proceed to Step 20.

Step 17
Use the mouse to get the little blinky curser thingy over the picture you like.

Step 18
Press the left button on the mouse. If the page does not change, go back to Step 17.

Step 19
Congratulations. You have found a page. If it does not have the information you want, go back to Step 4 and try again. Skip Step 20.

Step 20
Realize that you can't be bothered and that you need to ask for help searching. Go to the nearest Forum page and ask a question worded in such a way that it is obvious that you don't care enough to find the right key words and are unable to find Wikipedia to look for them.

It took 20 times as long to type this as it would take to do the search, find the pages and add the links here, but MUCH more satisfying this way ; )
. ROFLMMFAO! Great job.
A wasted effort, methinks, since Camtech seems to be avoiding this thread now. Do you think we ODed on the sarcasm? Just a smidge?
jtobako Kiteman9 years ago
Tends to happen when you've been one of the helpful ones on a forum for long and keep getting the same type of question. Better than leaving in disgust : ) But then, I didn't do it for Camtech, I did it for me and the half-dozen here that might appreciate it.
true, but what would you have done with ~1 minute it took to read and reply to this?
Boil the kettle? That reminds me ... I'll be right back.
Kiteman Kiteman9 years ago
That's better.
lol that made no sense at all to me. were you trying to prove a point by making a pointless post? (no sarcasm, im dead serious)
No, I actually went and made a cup of coffee. Then I had a whiskey (you have to medicate these cold bugs properly...)