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Well, better update:
I've been driving for over a year now and I got my license two months ago. I was so nervous during the test that I kept slipping up (forgetting to shift to reverse when I was instructed to back up, etc). I passed by the skin of my teeth and was labeled a "congestion hazard" :P. I'm a good driver when I'm not nervous, though. I got 99% on the written test (I bumped the wrong button on the touchscreen by mistake >:( ).
Driving anywhere you want without a parent in the car FTW!
One rainy day, there were five of us in the Mini, and I was driving down the hill into town when I had to brake. Well, I wanted to brake.
Instead, I found myself aqua-planing down the hill with four other teenagers all convinced they were about to die...
Or the time I shot over a hump-backed bridge in a built-up area at well over 40mph (in the same Mini), straight into a radar-trap. At the same time, I missed my gears and crashed it into reverse - that saved my license, because the officer with the radar gun was doubled up laughing at me and forgot to point the gun at me.
Or there was the time I was a passenger in a different Mini, again there were five of us, driving from Manchester to Blackpool to see the illuminations. Then Kitegirl (now Kitewife) spent the whole journey sitting on my knee. Overloading kept us down to around 40mph, even on the motorway, and Kitegirl had to lie down whenever we saw a police car. When we got there, I discovered a slight problem - I couldn't walk! All that time with a (cute) weight on my lap had completely cut the blood supply off. I was numb from the hips down, and had to crawl out of the car and lie on the pavement until the circulation kicked in again.
To a Yank, maybe. Years ago, we went to Florida and hired a hatchback. We found that most car-park spaces were wide enough for us to turn around in the space! Insane.
As for the Mini - it's a design classic, dominated international rallying for years, and is far quicker in urban driving than anything larger. Have you seen the chase scene in Bourne Identity? That's true, that is.
In my younger, rasher days I drove a Mini City with a 998cc engine. A fellow sixth-former drove a 3-litre Ford Capri Sport. It was brown stuff off a shovel in a straight line on an open road, but I could beat him across town every time. Not only did my Mini fit through tiny gaps in traffic, the whole thing weighed less than a tonne, and most of the weight was in the engine over the front wheels - no matter which way you pointed it, it went there. That, plus the tiny turning circle, and even shorter wheel-base mean that the Mini is still, for my money, the best short-distance car around. And so easy to maintain - no need for jacks or lifts, I just rolled it over onto an old mattress!
I especially prefer it for driving off main roads - I grew up in the North West, steep hills (I learned my 3-point turn on a 1-in-4), roads less than six feet wide with adverse cambers, no verge, no white lines, no cats' eyes, no lighting. I never met driving conditions a Mini couldn't cope with, even dry loose sand at the beach.
I only stopped driving my Mini when I stuck it into the side of a pub whilst showing off for a girl. It was bent too badly to fix. :-(
On the plus side, that's when Kitewife chose to ask me out, using the crash as an excuse to take me out for a drink, "to get over it".
Unfortunately, she now won't let me buy another one - not only does it fail every modern safety test, she knows exactly what I'd be like behind the wheel...
I know how you feel. Mom asked me what kind of car I want, and I asked for a pre-BMW Mini. She said no, and asked me if I wanted a newer (2001+) one. Ew.
I bet you have a holdall full of nylon stockings as well, you rat.
;-)
- In L.A. you can go from surfing beaches to skiing in less than 90 minutes (Venice to Mt. Baldy, assuming no traffic).
- We have both the highest (Mt. Whitney, 14,505 ft) and lowest (Death Valley) points in the contiguous 48 States, and they're just 75 miles apart.
- You can follow much of the San Andreas Fault driving through central California, south of Salinas.
- National Parks: Yosemite, Sequoia, Lassen Volcano, Joshua Tree, Death Valley and more (not to mention the GGNRA and Presidio in San Francisco)
I was doing, I think, 85 or so on a 50 MPH two-lane highway. After a while I looked in my mirror and there were two state troopers behind me, lights flashing. No siren (I didn't have the radio on), just lights. I pulled over right away.
Trooper: We've been following you for five miles. Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Sorry, sir, I've never had a car like this (handing him the rental contract with my CA license), and I wasn't paying attention. Umm...65 or 70?
Trooper: Son, what kind of car do you drive?
Me: A Ford Festiva, sir.
Trooper: Well, this car's got a bit more kick to it than that. Please watch your speed from now on, and be careful.
Hands my stuff back and walks away.
I may have gone 10 mph and had 11 cars behind me.
35 in a 65... :(
. Got pulled over for taking a 20MPH chicane at 55. Told the cop "Oh, well. Y'all haven't caught me in over 8 years. I guess I can't complain too much." He laughed, said "Everybody else tells me they never speed and just happen to be in a real big hurry that day." I still got a ticket, but he knocked it down to 40MPH.
. I've gotten out of several tickets (or had the citation reduced as above) by displaying a sense of humor. Cops run into plenty of jerks and seem to appreciate a little common courtesy when they're just doing their job.
. It didn't get me out of getting arrested for reckless driving, though. heehee
Here's the funny part:
A month later my family took our traditional trip to Chelan. Dad was comming home from work the day after we left, so he was going to take the boat. At Chelan, A day later, dad calls. Guess what? The boat trailer's tire blew clean off. Same place as the first incedent. No phone servise (like the first time, but somehow he managed to call us) We thought he was joking, but he wasn't
*This was really hurried because I have to go so ignore any spelling/grammer errors. The family has The Unit paused in the other room and are yelling at me to come and getting impachant now im just rushing Ahhg I'M COMMIN*
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