Chuck (ftw)rss
Group for those who think Chuck is epic.Captain Awesome (in his naked "Adam" costume): "Wanna see my snake?"
Chuck: "I don't want to see your snake."
Casey: I haven't killed anyone in awhile... I'm getting Hungry.
Lester: I was born ready!
Jeff: I was born premature...
Chuck: My name is Charles Carmichael. I'm a CIA agent, and this is my trap. I don't think you gentlemen recognize the gravity of the predicament you're in. Your call to the Buy More? Yeah, we traced that. Your compound is currently surrounded by 23 infantry troopers, 16 snipers, seven heavy gunners, four demolitions experts and enough ammunition to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're outmatched and you're outgunned. Those pea-shooters you're holding might as well be sharp sticks and strong language....Of course you don't see anyone. What do you think we are, the FBI? The only thing you're going to see is a muzzle flash and an e-ticket straight to hell.
and finally
Chuck: Guys....I know Kung-Fu.
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