Nothing at the local IKEA was quite right. The MAVAS was about the closest I could find.
Suddenly, I had a brainwave - what If I bought 2 MAVAS shelves and fused them into one?
I realised that I would have 2 small shelves left over, perfect for my surround satellite speakers and this IKEA hack was born.
After some quick Photoshopping, I had the following plan, to explain my vision to my girlfriend: