...and you're left with an obscene amount of butter, go ahead and carve a sculpture . Or experiment with a deep-fryer .
Step 5: Cat Training
Hey cat people - next time you move, butter your cat's paws before you let them outdoors for the first time at your new residence. Instead of darting out the door in a panic, the cat will sit down to lick the butter, which gives it a little time to become aware of it's surroundings. Not only is butter a tasty treat, but your cat's coat will be glossier, and the grease from the butter will keep furballs at bay.