- Laundry? Yeah, tennis balls.
- Household cleaning? Yep.
- Parking? Got you covered.
- Sensual self-massage? You bet your felted fluorescent balls.
Go grab some balls from the bushes behind the local tennis courts. Intercept a lobbed ball at the local dog park. Begin training as a Wimbledon ball-boy. Do whatever you need to do to get a hold of these magical golden orbs.
*According to small, panicky corners of the Internet, tennis balls may be bad for your dog's health. That fuzzy yellow coating might be ruining Fido's teeth. They're choking hazards for large dogs. They could randomly explode.