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Tennis balls are ubiquitous and inexpensive. They're great for tennis... for a little while. Then they lose that carefree, Tigger-like bounciness and become dog toys.* But what if you don't have a dog? What can you do with some tennis balls?
  • Laundry? Yeah, tennis balls.
  • Household cleaning? Yep.
  • Parking? Got you covered.
  • Sensual self-massage? You bet your felted fluorescent balls.
Don't you worry, baby birds. I have chewed on this wooly problem for a while now, and I am ready to regurgitate my knowledge into your cheepinig little maws. So let's help you fledge the nest and unlock the McEnroe/MacGyver potential you have buried deep inside your life-hacking soul.

Go grab some balls from the bushes behind the local tennis courts. Intercept a lobbed ball at the local dog park. Begin training as a Wimbledon ball-boy. Do whatever you need to do to get a hold of these magical golden orbs.



*According to small, panicky corners of the Internet, tennis balls may be bad for your dog's health. That fuzzy yellow coating might be ruining Fido's teeth. They're choking hazards for large dogs. They could randomly explode.

Step 1: Protect Your Floors

Refinishing a floor is a messy, time-consuming, and expensive task. It sucks, and you probably don't want to do it. I've done it professionally and it's not even fun when you're being paid for it.

Protect your precious floors by capping chair legs, walker feet*, and pirate pegs that might need to consistently slide or tap across your floor.

Just cut an X into the top of a tennis ball and insert the offending leg into the warm embrace of the tennis ball. Done.



*You've probably seen this trick at the local senior hang-out. Probably alongside a rousing game of shuffleboard or aqua-robics. Walker feet covered in tennis balls facilitate safe sliding and are easier to replace/cheaper than little rubber caps.

Step 2: Laundry

I like my towels to be fluffy and absorbent, but I hate the smell and texture of clothes that have been laundered with fabric softening dryer sheets. In an attempt to ditch the dryer sheets, I decided to just go without. My clothes were fine, but my towels just weren't fluffy enough.

To fluff those towels, I decided to toss in a tennis ball. Or three. Just to see what would happen. Would they have the same effect as those made for TV dryer balls? Would they destroy the dryer? Would my neighbors complain about the thunking noises?

Turns out, tennis balls make a GREAT replacement for dryer sheets with regard to fluffification. Static prevention and scent, not so much. But those aren't necessary for my towels. Or comforter. Or any of my other giant linens that require fluffiness.

Step 3: Garage Penetration Indicator

Sometimes it can be difficult to pull into one's garage without crashing into the back wall. Even with daily practice, pulling into the garage can be a nerve-wracking experience. Sure, it's not landing an F-16 on the deck of an aircraft carrier, but it can be a tricky maneuver. Particularly for guest drivers. Or teens. Or anyone else who is secondary on your insurance forms.

To keep those fragile boxes full of Christmas decorations and 6th grade soccer participation trophies safe, why not dangle a tennis ball from your garage ceiling to mark where you should stop?

Here's a way to do it*:
  • Hang a string from where you think it will hit the center of your windshield or the spot right in front of the driver.
  • Park better than you ever have before.
  • Using a stick, laser pointer, friend, or your eyeballs, determine where you should hang your tennis ball.
  • Put a screw into your sweet spot, then tie on the string.
  • Attach the string to the tennis ball.
Then just remember to stop when you hit the tennis ball as you drive into your garage.


*You could also make a dowel/tape/nail contraption to stick the string to the ceiling all in one go. Or just send a lanky friend onto the roof of your car. Or tie a string to a spear gun. There are other options, is all I'm trying to say.

Step 4: Pool Cleaner

Now that the summer swimming season is just about winding down, I can share this little fact with you: Swimming pools get nasty. The more people who swim in them, the thicker and more disgusting the slick of human grease that floats to the top of the pool. Those kids who are retrieving various weights from the bottom of the pool? They're avoiding the BP* oil sheen at the surface.

Tennis balls can help absorb some of that people oil. The felted surface collects the nasty goop from the surface of the water. Toss in a few balls if your private pool is looking a little shiny.

This will not help in giant, public pools. Unless you make your own tennis ball floaties. (Which you might want to do, just in case you are afflicted with a case of prose-inspired hypochondria.)




*Buttery people.

Step 5: Remove Floor Scuff Marks

Any school janitor worth his salt knows that there's no need to scrub the floors like Cinderella just to remove some scuff marks. There's an easier way. A faster way. A better way.

In the irony of ironies, tennis balls remove scuff marks. I know! I'm sure you've been playing a match at the local courts and have seen the signs that say, "No black-soled shoes." The signs are there to prevent the court from looking like a flat, green skate park, police academy driving range, or something else that is all scuffed up.* And to think, the tools to remove those scuff marks are RIGHT THERE.**

To remove those scuff marks, just put a tennis ball on a stick. Rubbed vigorously on top of a scuff mark, tennis balls act as an eraser. The felt has a good texture for removing the scuffs: rough without being too abrasive and gentle enough for special surfaces. Just like a school janitor.



*Ran out of similes.
**Well, maybe. If any budding David Foster Wallace***-types want to write up an explanation of the scuff-removal qualities of tennis balls, I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.
***I'm open to other suggestions of literary tennis players. Or tennis-playing literati.****
****Sorry this was so self-referential. No po-mo.

Step 6: Massager

After a long day of pushing a giant rock up a hill, I imagine that Sisyphus gets tired. Maybe he could use a massage. But he's doomed to an eternity of solitude. What's a lonely man to do if he needs some immediate relief in his sore muscles?

Grab a tennis ball, Sissy. Rub it over your boo-boo till it feels better. In fact, you can even lie down on that tennis ball to get a great back massage. Carleyy demonstrates this significantly better than I can in her Tennis Ball Back Massager instructable.

A tennis ball against the wall works for me. Just place it near the epicenter of pain, then wriggle around until it feels like I am no longer in jeopardy of suddenly separating into two halves like an earthworm. An earthworm with aspirational vertebral issues.*

(This also works on other muscle groups. It will not, however, work as a "personal" massager. Unless you are WAY into tennis.)



*Chordata ain't all it's cracked up to be, my little friend. Unless you have tennis balls.

Step 7: Childproof Corners

There are few scenes scarier than seeing a child bleeding profusely from the face. Especially if that child is rapidly losing blood in YOUR home.

If you're going to be hosting toddlers, or anyone else prone to running into sharp corners with the tender parts of their heads, try putting tennis balls over the nastier corners. If there's a bit of pipe jutting dangerously into your living space, pop a tennis ball on there. It'll deflect all but the most self-destructive of blows, and it'll give your home that "tennis pro" look that never goes out of style.


Step 8: Sand Curves

Under most circumstances, sanding is a necessary but unpleasant task. When you're sanding a curve that needs to stay curvy, try wrapping a tennis ball with sandpaper. It'll prevent the flat spots and unevenness that you might get if you only sanded by hand.

Pros can generally sand any shape without sanding down corners or otherwise permanently affecting the shape of their project. If you're failing to get a smoothly rounded shape, try a tennis ball.

Step 9: Jar Opener

Has this ever happened to you?

You've just finished a particularly sweaty tennis match, and you reach into your bag for a delicious and refreshing jar of pickles. But the lid seems to be glued to the jar. Not even He-Man (nor the other masters of the universe) could get that thing open. No pickles for you!

Not so fast. A tennis ball cut in half can easily pop those lids off. Just cut along the seam of the tennis ball. That'll leave you with a bulbous little green friend, coated with rubber on the inside. You can get a great grip just by using the modded ball to get a handle on the lid.

Big thanks to fungus amungus for this awesome use of tennis balls. Check out his full-on Instructable for this use here.

Step 10: Photo Mount

Your pictures are probably wobbly. It's not your fault. You're a full-sized human being operating a camera the size of a pack of gum with a super-sensitive image sensor. If you breathe, you've ruined the shot. And you like breathing. So much so, in fact, that you will do it even while performing photography.

Like any good Instructaballer, you know that a tripod will make a world of difference. Perhaps you, like me, do not own a tripod. Perhaps you have a surplus of tennis balls. Perhaps you do have a tripod, but require a counterbalanced ball mount for steadiness off the 'pod.

Here are some great options for the budding photographer and flagging tennis stars out there.*

  • Lftndbt put together this tennis ball camera stabiliser, the iSteadii 2.0, which uses a tennis balls and some hardware to deaden any movement fluctuations that'd ruin your pictures.
  • iectyx3c made a simple tennis ball tripod that you can use as a sort of Gorillapod-type base that can be placed on a variety of surfaces for stability and support. Optional mounting holes allow you to incorporate velcro, bungee, or suction cup attachments. 



*Agassi?

Step 11: Put Stuff Inside

Tennis balls are hollow and easy to cut into. This makes them perfect vehicles for intra-office correspondence, hiding precious valuables at the gym, or any other activity that might require ballistic containment.

Just cut a slit into the side of the tennis ball. Cram in your message. Hurl it to your intended recipient.

OR

Cut a slit into the side of the tennis ball. Cram in your cash. Stuff it under some dirty socks in your gym bag next to the Tinactin.


Door knob used to hit a wood post in my basement--drywall screw and tennis ball solution!
Awesome! I can't believe I missed this one. I've seen this done with the tennis ball placed over the doorknob, but this seems a lot better. <br /><br />For posting another use and a pic, have 3 months of pro membership.
<p>Wrap a ball with each corner of a tarpaulin : the bulge thus made will allow you to tie the latter very taut without the risk of seeing the lines slip from the tarpaulin's corner as it happens too often. You can use soft rocks too &hellip;</p>
<p>Your description is unclear. Also, I have never heard of a &quot;soft rock&quot;.</p>
<p>I understood perfectly. I thought that soft rock was a bit of homur. lol.</p>
Tie the corner of the tarp around the tennis ball then loop a rope or bungee around the &quot;neck&quot; (if you picture the tennis ball bulge as the head) and use rope or bungee to tie the tarp to whatever. <br>One can only assume he meant smooth rock.
Pro membership? Thanks! I appreciate your kindness.
<p>Clever!</p>
<p>When I was younger (in my teens) my older brother and I were rough on the dry wall behind doors. My dad would a version of this on those doors.. I won't go into the punishment we got on top of having to fix the dry wall. Anywho, he would cut an X on the back and put the tennis ball over the door handle. He also did the same to put over his trailer hitch to protect it and make it more visable. </p>
Put the ball in a long sock or stocking, throw it over your shoulder, and you can move it around while rolling against a wall. It doesn't drop every time you move.
<p>Did someone tell you that there are actually 11 uses? Keep up the work.</p>
<p>These are some pretty clever ideas. Some of these will come in handy in the RV. Thanks for sharing these!</p>
<p>cool!</p>
<p>Had some inexpensive coat hooks in my closet that made my clothes have little dents so I added Tennis Balls over the hook tips....</p>
<p>While I enjoy the info, I hate the format of having to hit 'next' over and over and waiting for all the ads to display before being able to read the content. I think all the info could have been contained in an article format, or just a simple list. I'm not even making it to the end of this - NEXT!</p>
<p>there is a button marked &quot;SHOW ALL&quot; <br><br>click it and all the steps are in one page... the full instructable always takes more time to load than just a fraction of it so websites break up content to not lose the impatient azz holes<br><br>after all, pressing the &quot;show all&quot; button might take a whole three seconds for the page to load</p>
<p>If you are worried about ads use ad block it works great.</p>
<p>@DJTX - right next to the &quot;NEXT&quot; button is a &quot;View All Steps&quot; button. At least there is on my computer. It allows you to view all the steps in one one page. </p>
<p>They are also great for writing your phone number on - in case you meet eyes with someone attractive while out for a drive. Just get them to roll down their window and give it a throw! (It's a real win if you add a compliment)</p>
<p>And who ever knew these yokes'd be so versatile??? I'm intrigued though. As an amateur photographer learning a new skill I like anything that'll improve a shot and the idea of a counterweight camera mount is genius, but where it says no attach to tripod,, any ideas on how best to do that?</p>
<p>Put one over your (well greased) tow-hook when you're not hauling a trailer.</p>
<p>My wife, kids, and neighbors seem to do a good job cleaning the hitch ball lube off within mere minutes of me parking within 10 feet of a sidewalk or street. And they still act surprised and angry every time they walk into it, climb on it, or grab onto it. (Why, oh, why?) This method ensures that a fresh coat of grease is applied regularly. And it keeps Reese in business.</p>
<p>Reese? you use peanut butter and chocolate?</p>
<p>Great 'ible! I can decide which was funnier, the comments or the instructions!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
As far as putting tennis balls in the dryer, Im worried about how they make the clothes smell. Tennis balls don't have a nice scent to begin with, then heat them up... doesn't sound very good. Can anyone put my fears to rest?
<p>I use tennis balls in the dryer all the time and never have had a bad smell. </p>
<p>You forgot that a half-opened tennis ball makes a GREAT addition to the stem of your skiff or punt, keeping the bow from shattering against a floating dock. Tennis fender!</p>
<p>Hey apparantly you can use them to play tennis with too!! Who knew? Cool I'ble</p>
For better hamstring flexibility, you can roll a tennis ball under your foot for about 10 minutes a day. My yoga instructor told me this due to my lack of flexibility. She explained that this particular muscle group ran from the bottom of our feet to our opposite eyebrow.....left foot-right eyebrow and visa versa. Needles to say, with the help of rolling a tennis ball (and proper stretching) I can touch my toes.
<p>So when you roll it under your left foot, your right eye starts to blink?</p>
<p>OMG! This comment has me seriously Laughing. Best thing I heard so far today. What a visual. LOL </p><p>Even funnier, people will actually believe that. LOL</p>
Might help with flexibility but your yoga instructor doesn't know much about anatomy.
Absolutely, and it's also good when your sciatic nerves acts up ,you roll it in circles around the dimples above your butt.
<p>oh wow will have to try that one Have been suffering from sciatica for couple of months never thought of that</p>
<p>OMG, too too smart </p>
<p>Oh if you have tile floors and you have a big table, in a room that <br>needs a good scrubbing, lift the corners one at a time, put on a <br>rubber ball foot, move the table clean the floor, push it back remove <br>the tennis balls.</p>
<p>How do you lift a 4 leg table one leg at a time. That would make a wonderful &quot;instructable&quot; in of it's self</p>
1 leg at a time is usually easy slipping something under it with a foot. But for heavier tables I have squatted under the table using legs and back lifted the end of the table, (think standing up), then slipped stuff under the leg to move it or to straighten a leg then tightened up the 1/4 20 nuts to secure it better. <br><br>It sounds like Conan the Barbarian brute force, but it really isn't. If you have a liver and a fulcrum you could do that as well, and again place the slider under it. <br><br>Don't whine, try it, you'l like it. You won't drop a nut or crack the back. If you have really bad back or are more ancient then me (I gotta gum me food), well don't try it, call movers.<br><br>After you learn to use the brain more in way you never do , this stuff becomes second nature. I am not flaming you I am not calling you dumb. What I am suggesting is people need to look at problems differently. <br><br>if it were a really heavy table, like say a solder wave machine or soapstone lab bench, I would put a car jack on a board under the table then another on the top and jack up 1-2 legs at a time then put the glides then do the others. <br><br>One day I will make an instructable. then I can answer even more questions. <br><br>have a great day.
<p>And was that only one leg. Every time I lift a table or cabinet that has 4 legs two always lift. I want to know how to lift only one.</p>
<p>well one side goes highre so there you go. If you have a helper then they can do 2 balls at once.</p><p>Oh and the liver is not what gets mangled, the spinal column gets the fun. Trust me I used to pull big wire 3 phase 4 wire 7 pounds per foot. through 4 inch pipe with a machine and 6 guys. We smoked one pulling machine after it tore itself from the concrete floor. 1/4 double expansion bolts failed.... </p><p>Ah the goode olde dayes, when al;l my joints worked. Liver is fine, but those pesky joints......</p><p>MONGO LIKE , (this instructable), !!</p>
<p>Seriously, Dude, if you DON'T have a liver, let someone else do the lifting.</p>
<p>I think I'd prefer to use a lever, might be a little messy and bloody if I use my liver! LOL!</p>
<p>I don't know who the writer is but, I think I want this person to write my life story!!! very amusing read!</p>
Great Instruct able ! Missed out my favourite ! Complicated to describe without making one ! But trailer suspension - you use a tube that will fit tennis balls and a piston to rest against them. Dependent on weight how many balls you use!<br>So this can be incorporated in trailing arm, wishbone, or whatever as simple springing. <br>Of course too heavy a load and it becomes the original 'ball buster ' !
<p>if you dot have a bal slam it at a 45 degree angle on a rag and it will open easy. i was real mad one day and slammed the jar on the counter and it easily opened</p>
Awesome
<p>Hold on, ya CAN NOT land an F-16 on an Aircraft carrier. The navy flies F-14s. So, be very careful when spotting your car for the first time.</p>
Or you can play a game where you hit the ball with a racket to the opponents side of the net in the goal of making your opponent miss the ball.
Never heard of anything like that. Pics?

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