10 tips to come up with good comebacks and win verbal confrontations

We noticed at are school that everyone comes up with crappy come backs, so these are some tips to maake your come backs better.

Disclaimer: we do not take any responsebility in the outcomes of these insults and comebacks. I am a trained expert and have a masters degrees in the art of a comeback Fu and my young grass hopper Jonothino has a lot of promise.

Step 1: Rule 1

Rule 1: dont use generic comebacks such as "i know you are but what am i".

Comments

[admin]

Hey, this is a great instructable and is very informative. Just one thing is missing... pictures! It really helps a lot when trying to follow directions so you should consider taking some photographs. Once you do that and leave me a message when you have so that we can publish your work. Thanks! Thanks for the cool instructable and we hope to publish this soon!

[RedFlash]

Don't even get into a verbal confrontation in the first place

[jj8279]

Hi Super_mario, me and my freind are 'nerdish' people so wankers in are class always try to annoy us. we relised that if there going to do this all the time we might as well defend areselves with are high IQ and witty jokes. I came up with that becuase im awesome and modest. PM if you agree.

[Saturn V]

I just use logic to confound them. Example: Discribe nothing. If you think of a black screen, you're wrong. Black is something. If you think clear, or white, those are also something. So what does nothing look like, unless nothing looks like nothing at all. But what could it look like?

[MakinItHappen]

Why would thinking of a black screen help? By describing nothing, you are in effect, losing.

[Saturn V]

i'm not discribing nothing. All I'm doing is stating that nothing doesn't look black, white, or clear, because they are something.  So I confuse them by trying to figure out what nothing liiks like, and if it looks like somthing, then that makes it somthing, therefore contradicting the concept of nothing. Quite simple, really, when you think about it.