We noticed at are school that everyone comes up with crappy come backs, so these are some tips to maake your come backs better.
Disclaimer: we do not take any responsebility in the outcomes of these insults and comebacks. I am a trained expert and have a masters degrees in the art of a comeback Fu and my young grass hopper Jonothino has a lot of promise.
Step 1: Rule 1
Rule 1: dont use generic comebacks such as "i know you are but what am i".
Step 2: Rule 2
Rule 2: get to the point of the joke. if you take to long people will get bored of the joke.
Step 3: Rule 3
rule 3: use indirect humour alot. but if you make it to witty they wont get it.
Step 4: Rule 4
Rule 4: dont swear . that just ruins a great comeback and as i said in rule 1 its cliched and generic.
Step 5: Rule 5
rule 5: dont use the "finger". It shows that you coundn't come up with something smart to say even if you tried "hint,hint".
Step 6: Rule 6
rule 6: dont get angry. stay calm even if your oppenent made a good come back. they just want a reaction from you and if you get angry they will be more confident and they will have the upper hand.
Step 7: Rule 7
rule 7: if they get physical and angry you might notice that they will just push you and don't really make any swings. they want you to swing first.
Step 8: Rule 8
rule 8:dont usually laugh at your own jokes. instead just smile while your freinds laugh at him/her. you can laugh but wait until your friends have started laughing because your comeback might be crap.
Step 9: Rule 9
rule 9: try and pin point bad things about the other person and use it indirectly (rule 2] against them.
Step 10: Rule 10
rule 10: be confident and speak in a casual voice, unles your being sarcastic when you should be a bit more confrontational. if you speak in a scared or angry voice [rule 6] it implies that they have power.
Step 11: Outro
that basically sums it up. try and develope your own style of comebacks and you should be 'disin' as they say in the hood in no time.