This can remedy that.
Gather your supplies:
1 large or extra large white t-shirt (just make sure it covers your butt)
1 large or extra larger black t-shirt
white cloth (1/4yd)
good pair of cloth scissors
t-shirt form or cardboard
hot glue gun/sticks
I spent about $15 on supplies, and this took me about 1.5hrs.
Step 1: Draw & Cut Out the Dress Form
Take the shirt off and place over your cardboard/t-shirt from. Finish you dress form with the chalk pencil, it's ok to draw over a couple of times since it's on the inside of the shirt.
Cut it out.
Step 2: Adhere
Lay out your dress forms in a well ventilated area that can get sticky.... lay down some newspaper. Spray the chalked-up side of the black form and line up the bottom with that of the white t-shirt. Place carefullly... and smooth out the form (this is a pain in the ass. If you're better with a sewing machine, I'd recommend that route)
Do the other side and let it dry.
Spray adhesive is sticky! So watch your fingers, because jersey t-shirt sticks well to fingers. :D
Step 3: Make the Apron
Lay it backside up, and spray the edges. Fold the edges over to make a hem (or sew a hem).
Spray the top of the apron (the backside) and place on the front of the t-shirt dress.
Cut out a length of lace trim and spray the back with the adhesive. Line up with top of the apron. You can also trim the hem as well, but I didn't have enough trim.
Step 4: Make the Back of the Apron
Step 5: Make the Headband
Step 6: Draw Some Boobies
Put it on, put on your headband. Get some fishnets/pantyhose, whatever, and a feather duster.
Heels, flats, tennies, funny shoes with fruits on them.
....and BOOM, done.