The Dog's Guide To Mooching

 by Spl1nt3rC3ll
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I am going to teach you how to get a share of your unsuspecting human's food.
 
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Step 1: Your Objective

Common! You are a loved member of the family, why should you be happy with doggy food? You must obtain the people food using everything you've got!
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popcorn4lunch says: Mar 7, 2011. 5:26 PM
lol!! and cute dog!
Sithen says: Aug 30, 2010. 10:22 AM
Very clever. I liked how you called the TV the 'Light Box'.
dla888 says: Feb 19, 2010. 6:58 PM
I think my dogs have read this. All seven of 'em.
Master_Craftsman says: Aug 13, 2009. 12:47 PM
There's a much easier way for a dog to get human food - just slobber on it, or sneeze on the plate.
Cinder2007 says: Nov 20, 2007. 4:56 PM
Epic instructable. Did you, the kid in the pics make this?
Spl1nt3rC3ll (author) in reply to Cinder2007Nov 20, 2007. 5:02 PM
Yea. So?
Spl1nt3rC3ll (author) in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llNov 20, 2007. 5:04 PM
If this turns into another large age argument like on my other iBle, let me get the facts straight: I'm 15. I drive. I'm short, I know.
qwertyzzz18 in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llAug 7, 2009. 9:30 AM
i thought you need to be 16...
GorillazMiko in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llOct 23, 2008. 2:57 PM
THAT'S YOU!??!!?
Spl1nt3rC3ll (author) in reply to GorillazMikoOct 23, 2008. 3:00 PM
That's me almost two years ago. Doesn't even remotely look like me now...
GorillazMiko in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llOct 23, 2008. 3:05 PM
I'm sure...
Spl1nt3rC3ll (author) in reply to GorillazMikoOct 23, 2008. 3:15 PM
Puberty works wonders.
Warlrosity in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llApr 22, 2009. 3:42 AM
I'm starting, I'm SCARED!!!!!!help
bumpus in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llOct 23, 2008. 4:19 PM
:D
CrafterCassie in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llAug 2, 2008. 5:00 PM
Nothing's wrong with being short. I'm not in High School and I'm tall! When I was at the fun fair there was this obstacle course and I lost to my little sister because i got stuck in the little holes you're supposed to crawl through! :(
agdollison in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llJul 9, 2008. 6:20 PM
i now i am turning 16 and i am only 5" 1' 1/2
Metal4God in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llApr 24, 2008. 5:44 AM
but ur a good artist, just saying, i'm shot 2 btw i'm 5 foot 3 inches
Matticus IV in reply to Metal4GodOct 23, 2008. 2:07 PM
You got shot?
Metal4God in reply to Matticus IVOct 24, 2008. 8:20 AM
no i meant short
jeffconnelly in reply to Metal4GodJun 23, 2008. 9:15 AM
14 years; 5ft.2
corey_caffeine in reply to jeffconnellyJul 31, 2008. 5:04 AM
hah 14 5'9"
Metal4God in reply to corey_caffeineOct 24, 2008. 8:20 AM
so isnt my friend garret
Metal4God in reply to jeffconnellyJun 23, 2008. 4:53 PM
i hear ya bro
Sunbanks in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llDec 9, 2007. 12:21 PM
Hehe I'm short too....There's a guy at school that makes fun of me so I kick himin the shins. Really hard. I left a bruise once...
Box_Full_Of_Sharp_Objects in reply to SunbanksMar 12, 2008. 9:50 PM
Hehe i same as me, i sock him in the face ...
Sunbanks in reply to Box_Full_Of_Sharp_ObjectsMar 13, 2008. 7:47 AM
And once I kicked him right between the legs :D
corey_caffeine in reply to SunbanksJul 31, 2008. 5:05 AM

no don't ever do that

rocknrollskwurl in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llNov 20, 2007. 5:32 PM
dude i know wacha mean, im 15 and i build stuff with power tools and half the equipment in our garage is mine, yet i have useful instructables. thats the thing on these websites is age shudent matter
jeffconnelly in reply to rocknrollskwurlJun 23, 2008. 9:21 AM
unless you can't spell. I'm 14, and I always check my spelling first. That's why people are ageist, it's because of stuff like "wacha", and "shudent". you have no excuse either, there's a "check spelling" button right there! And the i's, too. CAPITALIZE!!! I sound like my english teacher right now, but it really does make you look stupid. I have nothing against weird spelled names, just try and make your comments a little more presentable. Sorry for wasting the time of literates, -Jeff
Doctor What in reply to rocknrollskwurlDec 2, 2007. 4:50 PM
Exactly.
Cinder2007 in reply to rocknrollskwurlNov 23, 2007. 11:38 PM
I wasnt implying that it did. I just asked a simple question. Christ. Im 15 too and 5 5'. ALl my friends are like a foot taller than me. So i look like a midget in comparison. But i wasnt trying to insult you Spl1nt3rC3ll.
Spl1nt3rC3ll (author) in reply to Cinder2007Nov 24, 2007. 8:29 AM
Sorry, I'm 5 foot 2 and a lot of people think I'm younger then I am. Whenever they ask me my age and I say fifteen, they say your seriosly not fifteen!. I've seen people who think I'm twelve, even eight! (I have no clue why they went that low). No, I don't have that disease thing.
Labot2001 in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llOct 23, 2008. 1:58 PM
Ha, I'm 16 and 5'2" (BTW I'm replying to a post from a year ago - how tall are you now?) I use my height to get into the movies on a kid's ticket :D
Cinder2007 in reply to Spl1nt3rC3llNov 24, 2007. 5:05 PM
Im sorry too. Ive been in the same place, a little kid wanted to fight me once cause he assumed i was his age. I was 15 then. But i act like im 8 sometimes so iunno.
special_friend says: Jun 22, 2009. 12:48 PM
omg! cute pic! i wish my dog could pose for the camera... --__--;;;
geodez says: Apr 10, 2009. 8:24 AM
obtain the people food
thapropguy says: Jan 16, 2009. 10:26 PM
That dog is adorable. I am not afraid to say it.

Oh and I think that my dog has been getting on my laptop when I'm at school... he does every, single step in this instructable, down to the last detail.

And speaking of last, the last picture is also adorable. Unbearably adorable.
Plasmana says: Oct 26, 2008. 6:08 PM
This is a nice dog... :-(
GorillazMiko says: Nov 19, 2007. 8:45 PM
Funny instructable. Make one about how to mooch of people, when you are a person. My friend is good at it.
Goodhart in reply to GorillazMikoOct 23, 2008. 6:00 PM
so it my wife *sigh*
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