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30 Minutes Creepy Heart

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Can't you get a date, even with a calendar? Women find you dark and mysterious, but not in the good way? The answer you hear from human females is "sorry, I have a boyfriend, and I don't think he likes to see you and me together", even when you were only asking for the restroom?

STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE A NORMAL GUY! Because you aren't. You are creepy. Period. But it doesn't have to be a problem for expressing your feelings and getting the attention of a nice lady. Remember: Johnny Depp was a nobody. But he started acting in "Nightmare on Elm Street" and people loved his bed scene. After that, most of his characters are dark, crazy or twisted. The result? All women say "I love Johnny! He's so... creepy, cute and sexy!".

So, the thing is simple: become an openly creepy cute guy. First step: start giving creepy cute gifts. Like ice statues made with your scissorhands, or some nice flowers you found on the cemetery. No, a collage made with her pictures and yours with the caption in red capital letters "You will be mine. In this life or the another" won't work. I tried it. Twice.

You can make a quick present using trash and give it to the lucky lady, showing that you are not only creepy, but also, creative and special! The only things you need are a small heart (I'm talking about a plastic one; so, please Gary... release that bunny. NOW!), a batteries operated toy (preferable with a very slow motion) and heaphones.




If you have the right materials, you can make this toy in one hour or less (I made it in 30 minutes).



 
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richi5279 months ago
this would make a cute B.E.A.M. bot
M.C. Langer (author)  richi5279 months ago
Thanks Richi!
Creepy and cool, nice one!
M.C. Langer (author)  swiftsilentgwx9 months ago
Thanks Swift!
HollyMann9 months ago
I love it!!!! :) Great job Mario! :)
M.C. Langer (author)  HollyMann9 months ago
Thanks a lot, Holly!!! :-) I love you love it!!
flyingpuppy9 months ago
It is creepy. Creepy crawly.
M.C. Langer (author)  flyingpuppy9 months ago
LOL! :-) Thanks!
Oh its not Creepy, I think its very cute. Astroboy and Wall-E would have loved to have it around :). May I name it as Heart-Bot :[).
Totally Awesome. And I think it is hypnotized by love LOL
M.C. Langer (author)  Tarun Upadhyaya9 months ago
Thanks a lot, Tarun! The creepy is not the bot, but the owner. LOL! :-)
To me, you are just awesome man :)
M.C. Langer (author)  Tarun Upadhyaya9 months ago
Thanks man!!! :-)
Mr.Sanchez9 months ago
Tottally creepy...that insane look in their spooky eyes.Awesome Bro !!
M.C. Langer (author)  Mr.Sanchez9 months ago
Thanks bro!
So cool! I love that video of it coming at you!
M.C. Langer (author)  Penolopy Bulnick9 months ago
Thanks Nicole!!
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