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This stuff takes like 4 minutes, and when it comes out of the microwave, tastes tender and great. Yum.
 
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Step 1: Ingredients and stuffs

Ingredients:
5-9 pieces of Broccoli
Garlic Powder
Salt
Pepper
Minced onions (optional)
Butter (optional)
Water

Stuff:
Microwave
Microwavable Container
Plate

Step 3: Close it

Take the lid of the container, and place it on the container. Make sure it is skewed so that there is a small gap.

Step 4: NUKE IT!

Carefully place the container in the microwave, close the door, and nuke it for about 3:00 minutes.

Step 6: Re-Season the Broccoli

Clump the Broccoli together on the plate and sprinkle More salt, more Garlic Powder, Pepper, and maybe some Onions and Butter.

Step 7: Eat.

Get a fork, stab the Broccoli, lift it to your mouth, open your mouth, place on tongue, close mouth, grind teeth together, swallow, repeat.

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Malagua641 month ago

I just read on Google News that the word "Yummy" will no longer be used unless you are trying to convince a small child to eat Broccoli. Instead, for use by adults, the word "delicious" will be used. LOL. (for real though, great instructional, great humor) Thanks ! (the word Yummy just makes me cringe though).

DconBlueZ5 years ago
Nice one! I've been doing the same thing for a long time but much simpler - wash, cut off stems, add 1-2 tbsp butter, nuke, eat.
LemonLily5 years ago
Thats really cool! Thanks for sharing! I never knew that 3 minutes would cook brocoli. Well now, I can make it myself, easily!
lemonie5 years ago
Look out George Bush Snr!
fritsie1235 years ago
Normally I steam my broccoli for about eight minutes in a steamer but I will try this method tonight. Also, I never thought about seasoning, I'll try that too! Sometimes I sprinkle some grated cheese over the still hot broccoli, very nice!