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6 ways Baking Soda can help you get a date

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Baking soda has a bunch of uses around the house. Some of you may be asking yourself "Hey Instructables, I need to get a date. How can i do this by just using baking soda?"

Here are 6 quick tips to help you get a date with the help of baking soda!
 
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Step 1: De-Stink Your Feet

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If your feet are like mine, they probably get sweaty, and kinda gross after a day of running around. Prevent and solve stinky feet by putting some baking soda in your shoes. This will leave your shoes and feet smelling much fresher, perfect for getting dates!

Step 2: Brush Yo' Grill

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Nobody likes kissing a nasty mouth, put some baking soda on that brush and brush away to fresher breath!

Step 3: Clean Your Sink

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Before you invite someone over to your house, you might want to do some clean up. baking soda is great for cutting grease from that bacon marathon you had last week.

Step 4: Put Out A Class B Fire

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If you decide to impress your date by showing off you mad cooking skills, you might want to have some baking soda on hand to put out the grease fire you might start.


Step 5: Get rid of ants

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Ants seem not to like it when you put a trail of baking soda in their path. Do this to prevent them from infesting your house and preventing you from getting dates.

Step 6: Clean Up The Oil Spill

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Baking soda, when it reacts with oil turns into soap! What a better way to clean up the oil spill then to pour millions of gallons of baking soda into the gulf. If this actually would work, you would definitely get a date.

(Warning, please don't pour baking soda into the gulf, i don't really know if it will help)

I hope these quick tips help you get more dates then you could ever Imagine!
For the record, baking soda and crude oil do not form soap. It's baking soda and vegetable oil (or animal fat) that makes soap.

Another use you could have included was sprinkling baking soda on your carpet and hoovering it out to deodorise it (rather like your shoes). Makes your house smell clean.
t8rtot4 years ago
then ≠ than
which is why he wrote than and not then.
No, he wrote "then"
"I hope these quick tips help you get more dates *then* you could ever Imagine!"
"Then" is an adverb. "Than" is a conjunction.

"It (then) is never equivalent to or synonymous with the conjunction 'than'"-wiki

"Imagine" should also not be capitalised.

No offence to the writer of the Instructable; I enjoyed it a lot. I also learned a new method to battle ants, which I have a pet-hate for. I just enjoy a discussion on grammar :)
Wow what was I thinking? Why did I think he wrote "than"? lol
sokay, everyone has stupid moments ;)
Are you a grammar teacher or something?
*whimper*
haha just pour tons of baking sod ainto the gulf and u will get a date!
soda into sorry
red-king4 years ago
it would work better than what they've been doing...
Isn't that the truth!

I just realized as I'm typing this its been almost a year since you posted this...
leskvon3 years ago
Wish there was a like Button ((~*~* LIKE *~*~))
IzBisch4 years ago
instructablier (its late) to the gulf with a clean grill a date and a metric s#$t load of baking soda each ... instructables saves the universe yet again.... to be continued
Kryptonite4 years ago
Awesome instructable! Quick and to the point.