I feel like 'Breakfast of Champions' would be copyrighted.
This one includes scrambled eggs with cheese, grilled ham, and a toasted bagel.
Ingredients: 3 eggs, milk, sliced ham, bagel, margarine, cheese (pick your kind).
To make scrambled eggs, you can look here
or follow these simple steps: crack three eggs in a bowl and add a few tablespoons of milk. Beat it. (Too soon? Sorry). Pour into a skillet. Wait until the eggs begin to change consistency, and then chop up the mushy mixture with your spatula. Keep doing this until they are almost firm. Then add the cheese until it's melted. Remove the eggs and then throw the ham on the hot skillet. (Just sliced store ham). Wait until it gets really noisy and then flip it. Don't burn yourself--I'm not liable.
Toast a bagel by taking a bagel and inserting it into a toaster or toaster oven. Apply margarine or butter substitute.
Throw salt and pepper (don't throw--carefully toss) on the eggs.
Serve with Orange Juice or equivalent beverage.