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A Turtle Hunting We Will Go!

A Turtle Hunting We Will Go!
The fine art of hunting the Common Snapping Turtle as passed on from my Dad and my personal hunting experiences.
 
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Introduction
My dad taught me the fine art of Turtle Hunting; I'm referring to the common "Snapping Turtle". This prehistoric steadfast has an extremely bad temper and if given the opportunity can sever a finger or inflict a horribly bad wound with his vicious bite.If given the opportunity is very relative because your mere presence in his territory is his opportunity.
You can find "Ole Moss Back" in just about any State in the United States, and residing in any place that has year-round water such as a pond, Tank, River, or Creek. Most of my hunting experiences have taken place in various Creeks.

The "Snapper" or common Snapping Turtle can reach weights up to forty (40) pounds, his head and neck can measure approximately two and a half (2½) inches around. He's all muscle and has a hard shell with round scallops on the shell edge directly behind his head, and has distinctive sharp serrated points on the shell edge at the base of his shell and where the tail begins. He has dinosaur scallops that protrude upward on the top of the tail and travel the length to its ending tip. His breastplate is a yellow colored smooth plate with indentations that run horizontally and allows for flexibility. He is omnivorous but prefers meat and mainly feeds on such delicacies as Crayfish, Minnows, Adult Fish, various water insects and, has also been known to take a Duck or two. Yes, you read correctly, this "little Pretty" will swim quietly underneath the unsuspecting fowl and grab it by the feet pulling it under, for its dinner.
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Dec 8, 2011. 9:02 PMTabbytha says:
While I understand the need to hunt under survival situations, I am rather disturbed at the lack of instructions on how to kill the turtle... and I hope you are not skinning it alive! If I have to hunt to survive I will use your info, but I won't skin them alive!
Dec 8, 2011. 9:12 PMTabbytha says:
If you're the only woman, you'll have to find another way... maybe use a rock to break the shell or something? Survival situations don't always have the ideal conditions for hunting and such
Aug 5, 2009. 1:02 AMjamie2034034i39042i says:
You are an awful person and should be condemned to the depths of hell for killing turtles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 29, 2010. 7:26 PM101yummYYummy101 says:
Im part of the the PETP (people for the ethical treatment of plants) and I find this instructable extremely offensive. This is extremely... Crap, thats no plant... Sorry then carry on =/
Aug 22, 2011. 1:57 AMSIRJAMES09 says:
ROFLMAO
Feb 1, 2010. 5:47 PM101yummYYummy101 says:
Is there even a "real" petp or just the fake ones?
Jan 31, 2010. 12:58 PMtweetspie says:
EXCUSE me?

"No boys, or women, should attempt this process."??

That's extremely offensive and there's no reason for that line to be in your instructable. Actually, there's a lot of lines that shouldn't be in your instructable. It sounds more like you're trying to be dramatic than actually teach something.

Next time, do try to be less wordy and rude.
Aug 22, 2011. 1:24 AMSIRJAMES09 says:
lighten up sweetheart, you missed the joke.
Feb 4, 2010. 5:24 PMtweetspie says:
The purpose of an instructable is to teach. Not to be dramatic. If you want to be dramatic and humorous, write a book. Or, as your "wit" suggest, maybe a short story is more your speed.

My ID suggests nothing, as you have no idea what it means, so I'd suggest you leave what you don't know out.

I will not be more tolerant of sexism, whether it is meant to be a joke or not. It is NOT a laughing matter. I also refuse to be more tolerant of ageism, which you are also guilty of, not only in your instructable, but in your reply.

My view of rudeness has nothing to do with my age or "inexperience" since you know NOTHING of my life OR me, therefore have no idea WHAT I have experienced. Nor do you know what "becomes me" because again, you have no idea who I am.

I did not personally attack you, and therefore, there was no reason to attempt to personally attack me. This is also rude. It seems as though someone needs a little lesson in manners and how to treat others. I assume that because you were in the military and are from Texas, you're probably Christian, and therefore have at least HEARD of the concept of "treat others as you would like to be treated". Maybe you need to brush up on your morals as well.

Finally, you have no idea what my interest or knowledge base consists of, as I did not even bring up the subject matter of your instructable, so much as your lack of manners.
Mar 9, 2010. 8:45 PMkingbirdy says:
I agree with tweetspie. And what, because she is a woman, she is automatically petite? (no offense, tweetspie) Stop being a sexist jack@$$. The point of instructables is not to be dramatic and all that other crap, its to teach stuff. Not to let everyone know you have values from the 1920s. Cause I'm pretty sure I could find several kids or women that could get bitten in the arm by a snapper and still kick your butt. So stop drawing conclusions about people and re-write your 'ible.
May 5, 2010. 4:02 PMkingbirdy says:
okay, could you explain to me how we are ill intended, please? we merely disapprove of sexism and ageism. is that wrong?
Mar 12, 2010. 2:24 PMtweetspie says:
I do not understand why you decided to bring me back into this, but since you did...

Just because you add in parenthesis and some women and children might be able to do it and then afterward say that you don't want to offend anyone, doesn't mean you don't offend anyone. There was no need to even include any of it, and it speaks volumes that you continue to argue that it's just fine just because you wrote that you don't want to offend anyone.

It's a classic case of CYA.
Aug 22, 2011. 1:29 AMSIRJAMES09 says:
ok so it's CYA....what's your point?
his point & mine, is that you are making a mountain out of a mole hill....over reacting to something that should be left alone....can we get on with the instructable now??PLEASE??
Mar 9, 2011. 12:31 AMCapt._Kirk says:
Someone didn't get the joke.
Mar 17, 2010. 8:43 AMalabam says:
Who made you the instructable format police???? Your manners seem to be the one that needs checking, try stepping back and reread your first comment, it is quite easy to see who is rude here. Enough said.
Feb 5, 2010. 11:47 AMtweetspie says:
I am going to take this avoidance as an admittance of wrongdoing. I hope this means that you will consider your manners in your next instructable.
Feb 21, 2011. 6:04 AMwilloughby2 says:
'Avoidance'? I think it's more a case of 'ignoring'. There comes a point when someone is so unreasonable that to further take them on is pointless.
Aug 22, 2011. 1:30 AMSIRJAMES09 says:
AMEN!!!!! :-)
Jul 15, 2011. 3:22 PMreddevved says:
Then afterwards you have a nice helmet/bowl!
Jun 16, 2011. 9:57 AMjboyle1 says:
Despite warnings of attempting this feat without the aid of two big strong men (hahaha!) I will be enjoying fresh snapping turtle for dinner tonight! Awesome instructional, by the way! I found a 22 pounder in the parking lot of my Twin Cities apartment complex this morning. When my boyfriend saw my excitement, he groaned and respectfully declined my offer of a true hillbilly hick meal, requesting instead, a good ol' boy's feast of chili dogs. He did, however, invite one of his best buddies over for dinner, and was given the reply: "It sounds delicious, but tonight i will be jabbing my eyes out with a pointed stick" Oh well, more for me!

My father and uncles found that nailing the top of the shell to a tree eliminates the need for a 2nd or even 3rd assistant in preparing the beast for the pan. A pair of strong snips aid in the removal of the bottom shell, snipping joints, and detaching stubborn sinew from the shell.

I will be dredging the turtle in egg and bisquick, and frying it in butter and garlic until brown, then making a gravy from the drippings and some fresh mushrooms. Toss it all into the crock pot to simmer all day, until the meat is falling from the bones.

I would love comments of recipes from others for next time!
Jul 12, 2011. 2:47 PMSwo Yo says:
Great story, tips, and recipe!
How did it turn out??
Jul 12, 2011. 3:51 PMjboyle1 says:
It was rich and tender and oh so yummy! my daughter ( the queen of EEEWWWWW, no way!) actually loved it and now screams from the backseat every time she sees even the tiniest of turtles on the road, "Get it mom!"
Jun 3, 2011. 5:46 PMge says:
i have wanted to try snapping turtle for a while and had seen your post. it is a great post and thanks a lot for taking the time. i actually have a large snapping turtle alive right now alive in a tote on my porch. i set out a few lines at a pond last night and checked the lines today and ended up catching a real nice one. i will be keeping it alive for several days and then following your instructable in preparing it. i am excited to try it.
Jul 12, 2011. 3:55 PMjboyle1 says:
the bigger the turtle, the longer you want to cook it. Meat can be stringy and tough, but a slow, low temp an d plenty of moisture can make for a very tasty treat! think GRAVY!!!

Enjoy!!!
May 19, 2011. 3:46 PMcasino_trains says:
I have to say if anything went wrong in the USA and food was cut off what the heck would you city people eat?

Great Post on Feasting Turtle!

Never forget what YOUR people had to eat to get YOU this far?!
May 18, 2011. 5:52 PMdarlajanette says:
Well, she got another one. This one was a female. Any advice on how to prepare the eggs?
May 13, 2011. 9:41 AMdarlajanette says:
My daughter hunts snappers, and we have them for supper. I shared a similar story on facebook, and wow! What a bunch of flak.

I did not take the "no women or children" comment personally. I viewed it as an indication that one must steel oneself for this task. If you've ever been close to a large-ish snapper, you'll know why.

Here's my question. Suppose one doesn't want to feel around in the mud trying to ascertain which end of a midieval weapon-like reptile with a 1000 psi bite is the business end. Anyone have luck live-trapping these things? If so, could you share your trap plans?
May 13, 2011. 7:47 PMdarlajanette says:
Idchev,

I'll look him up! I'm sure my daughter will find what he has to say interesting, as will I. At 11 years old, that child is driven to provide for our family. For Mother's Day this year, she wrote me some poems, drew me some pictures, and gave me a coupon for "One free bowl of snapping turtle soup."

I found a live trap at http://www.grit.com/Wildlife/Turtle-Traps-Build-Your-Own.aspx. She and I built it this afternoon, and we'll put it in the lake tomorrow. I don't care what anyone says -- snapping turtles are not welcome in the lake where my children swim. I'm not about to relocate them, and I better not catch anyone relocating theirs to my place. Eating them is a good use of a natural resource.

Thanks for taking the time to post your story, and for the information on Mr. Jaeger.

Best,
Darla
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