Introduction: A Word on Humour

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Ok Goodhart has pushed me to do this after we had a few discussions about humour in general, So as a little revenge I decided to drag him along with me in to the depths of hilarity.

This isn't a complete anthology of every little technicality in humour, that would be a very big book, very big indeed.

"explaining humour" is like "explaining" how everyone looks (when everyone looks differently) so it is that humour is a personal thing, and what makes one smile, makes another laugh and still another scowl.

Attempting to explain humour, jokes or sarcasm is a bit like having a baby, only upside down, and the baby's made out of an anvil and I'm still a man...

Step 1: Where Do You Start?

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So humour is funny, jokes are there to make us laugh and amuse us. Where does humour start and end, how is it defined, what are all the different kinds of humour. God Goodhart you will pay, this is painful, picking apart humour isn't funny or easy I add to the baby description a few thousand volts running through my left earlobe. (So, where is your sense of adventure? Your yearn to learn? :-)

So i guess I'm just going to start talking about all the different kinds of humour and babble for a while, generally see what comes of this, by the end of it I will either be a joke machine or possibly the most serious man ever, more serious than serious Sam, so serious in fact that people won't be able to take me seriously because I'll be so serious that they'll fall over screaming, 'he's so serious it hurts' then I'll have like nothing at all to do but sit there and be serious so serious I'll explode.

Step 2: Sarcasm, Genius

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Well sarcasm is clearly the way to go for many, you're basically just lying for comical purposes.

Wikipedia says: 'Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound.'

Isn't that just wonderful kids? Yeah right now that's sarcasm, if you could see me I'd have a sneer or some such on my face. That's like the most basic form of sarcasm, it gets more complicated, especially in text.

Sarcasm is a very easy kind of humour to use, it's the receiving end where it gets complicated, a lot of it falls to gullibility and the better the joke the harder it is to pick up with sarcasm, generally if someone says 'really?' after you're in trouble, you now have a joke to explain, this will kill it unless you decide to make a further joke on top of this, sadly it has the potential to wound as you must make the person fell foolish and alienate them.

Sarcasm is one of those things that is natural in conversation, we barely notice it as we chuckle, but when you write it down it gets harder, take this example from earlier in the conversation that started this, in fact this did start the idea of the instructable, the key points are kept the rest is removed to make more sense of this:

- by the end of this you'll have given me a complex...
- I don't want to give you a complex :-)
- Yeah I was only joking remember Goodhart, all worrying things from a Jackalopes mouth should be ignored (old Chinese proverb)
- Oh I know you were joking, still....well, it is hard to explain :-)
- I know humour is difficult in conversational text, better for stories etc... I hate the term 'lol' but it does its job well...
- Yes, especially sarcasm and such.

The point here is that the humour doesn't always appear correctly... It's usually funny anyway as long as jokes keep coming but sometime you have to give in and use the dreaded 'LOL'

A few examples should help:

I like dogs too. Let's exchange recipes. (this also fits in as "Dark or Black humour)
I majored in liberal arts. Do you want Fries with that and will that be for here or to go?
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Earth is full. Go home.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Step 3: Being 'funny'

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So you can be sarcastic but that's not the end of it, you can always tell when someones being funny in person or on the phone, you can hear their voice but were I to start writing like some kind of crazed jackaninny on an opiate induced hallucinatory adventure you may indeed have to stand back and say 'good god sir I do believe that vile lunatic is about to expose himself before attempting to escape via the really rather inane elevatrix device under the stairs', see what happened there, I was being 'funny' without telling jokes, just using silly language and were I there I would probably use a silly English accent and move about a bit more than usual.

In writing however you only have words and the tone of words, this means that you do have to be a little more explicit with it all and maybe go a little bit closer to over the top to make it make sense, or thereby lack of...

It's being funny by being incredulous, making people laugh through through either statements that are comically unlikely or just very very un-ordinary... God that sounds so bloody boring I may actually finish a 20 deck by the end of this Goodhart. yet again being 'funny' using circumstances, it being odd because I'm writing about being funny and finding it very boring and because it's annoying me...

The art of surprise tends to make something funny also (a 20 deck ? when I looked that up, I got sites on plans for adding to one's home :-).
Surprise, as illustrated in the main photo on this step, will be funny to those that get it immediately. Those that miss it, and need explanation will not be "surprised" and will probably issue a groan in response to finally understanding ( I must give Weissensteinburg credit for pointing this one out to me; which I found incredibly funny).

Step 4: Black Humour...

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No not racism, no that's a bad redneck, back to your shack! *taps redneck on nose*

So this is a kind of humour that I'm well accustomed to because I am dark on the inside (swallowed a magic marker last week). Black or dark humour tends to be used in smaller quantities and for many is an acquired taste, i.e.: not everyone finds it that funny.

As always wiki: 'Black comedy, also known as black humour is a sub-genre of comedy and satire where topics and events that are usually treated seriously (death, mass murder, suicide, domestic violence, disease, insanity, fear, drug abuse, rape, war, terrorism, etc.) are treated in a humorous or satirical manner.'

Generally there's a time and a place for black humour, bad places for it include:

Terrorist camps
- Schools (some humour discussed anyway)
Psychiatric wards
Zoos (Zookeepers just don't laugh, they are deadly serious people, they don't even laugh at the platypus.)

Some less 'dark' examples of black comedy, are things like when I was speaking about my old cat Boris... he can be described as a furry little rapist, which is quite a funny sounding sentence, it's just so very silly sounding despite calling the cat something awful (which he is). Generally we can all make 'dark' violence jokes, think of every 'imagine if' joke you've ever made, you'll see what i mean or the 'how funny would it be' jokes. Even the first line of this step is black comedy, racism is a terrible thing that is taken seriously, yet I made fun of it in two ways at once, by being light hearted about it while contradicting myself at the same time by being racist towards rednecks (skunk munching, guys going hunting with good ole dingus and a broomstick) Though yet again explaining joke is awful, it's not funny anymore... but I persist in my pointless quest.

A mild example is found in the end of the DVD: Blue Collar Comedy Tour (#1).
In the patter I speak of, they are referring to Momma lying in a casket: "That ain't Momma !
Yeah it is, they just shaved her mustache off."
In the situation and the context of went on before this, it was quite funny, out of context like this, it is less so.

A few other examples are, John F. Kennedy Jr. was reported missing in a plane crash, Saturday July 17, 1999. He was on his way to attend a Kennedy clan wedding...

And the same day, 7:30pm, the Dark Humor website posts a few jokes about it:

JFK Jr. and his father were a lot alike. They both became famous for going down with two women at the same time.

What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash?
- Ocean Spray.

What do Kennedys miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
- The runway.

What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
- Three funerals and a wedding.

In the proper light, one finds one's self chuckling or even laughing at some of these, just as a type of pressure or tension release.

Step 5: Being Witty...

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So wit is simply using one's intellect to make either satirical or snappy comments about another's work, follies or shortcomings.

I do believe our good friend Goodhart would be one to look to here, he spends much of his time picking out amusing things from instructables and comments and being witty about them, it's not hard either though remember sarcasm is considered the lowest form of wit. Considering it can be described as quickness of fancy, you get the idea that being fanciful or silly is acceptable in wit as long as the actual line is funny.

That brings us on to one of the most common forms of wit: one liners, a short snappy comment or 'tagline' that makes something funny, I suppose you could use the kittypics as an example, you know the ones with kittens and a line that makes them funny (rarely imho).

Wit is not the reserve of the intellectual though (but experience and practice sure help), it's just a subtle humour that is quite unnoticeable day to day.

Step 6: Now I'm Running Out of Steam.

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We hadn't really touched much on the plane ole "silly" type humour, so I will open the kettle of fish here.

Being silly is a humour reserved for boys much of the time, girls are silly too but in secret...

Being silly can generally be considered as the kind of humour that you avoid on a first date, it's all about being ridiculous or purposely foolish, it's different from being funny in that it's about more 'normal' things made funny by 'acting stupid' generally being silly can include anything like:

- Funny Voices
- Silly walks (John Cleese below is in fact the minister of the ministry of silly walks)
- Doing dumb stuff (Steve Martin comes to mind)
- Acting the maggot (phrase that simply means acting the foolish one)
- Falling over (known as Prat falls)
- strange noises
- anything that is remotely comical, like the word bizzum (scottish term used to describe any female, i.e: the cat pees on the floor I may shout 'you dirty wee bizzum!')
- Anything to do with sex or for some people they just find the word knob funny or yarbles
- If you fall over laughing or shoot milk out your noses and people all really start laughing you know you're being silly.

So being silly is just being silly, we all do this on a daily basis, except for zookeepers and teachers who are the people most likely to say 'stop acting the maggot!'

Step 7: Pfffft I'm Pretty Fed Up Now...

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I think that about wraps it up, I don't think I've missed any of the main kinds of humour.

Remember though that humour is a massive topic, were Goodhart and I to write about every technicality of humour it would in fact be a book, biblical in both length and topic...


MandalorianMaker (author)2014-01-11

where was sally in the explosion. ................everywhere

MandalorianMaker (author)2014-01-11

why did sally fall off the swing.........she go hit with a ax

halofreak101 (author)2013-07-24

Why did sally fall off the swings?
Because sally had no arms.
Knock, knock
Who's there
Not sally

bfk (author)2012-06-22

Excellent! Thank you for this. I truly enjoyed it... You do know, it's all about

Timing, don't you?... (4 years in this case:-)

leecopp10 (author)2011-09-24

Anyone cane be funny, just some people have a nack for it and some dont, i found metions how you can become from the loner in the group to the comedian of the group, have a look. Click here

tiga_cff (author)2008-02-27

Thanks for torturing yourself for the sake of our amusement! And no, that wasn't sarcasm. I was taught that "comedy is the art of the unexpected," which is why I no longer find it amusing that my girlfriend doesn't laugh at any of my jokes. No, wait. That's why knock-knock jokes aren't funny after age 12. Except this one: Knock, knock. Who's there? Flash. Flash who? Flash Gordon! Wouldn't that be funny if he actually showed up at your door? ha ha!

Danielfish (author)tiga_cff2008-02-28

And if we subscribe to dark humour - Knock Knock Who's there? Not Madeleine.

It may not have been long enough my wee brother loves - Whats worse than letting michael jackson take yur kids on holiday? -... - Letting them go with the Mcaans It's awful, mainly because it's evil in so very many ways but hey, whatever we all have to laugh, eventually I'll hit the dirty jokes section, that one will take me a lot longer to compose and for goodhart and I to agree on, dirty jokes are more internet friendly, but a bit edgy for instructables.

Saturn V (author)killerjackalope2010-11-24

Dirty jokes, in my opinion, are some of the most hilarious, but should be shared with caution.

killerjackalope (author)tiga_cff2008-02-27

I would be deeply perturbed if flash gordon turned up at my door... No really though girls just have trouble with 'man jokes' they are always, too childish, too silly, too obscene, too indicitive of horrible trauma... Try making a joke about shoes, she might enjoy that, but then you'd have to think of a nice shoe joke.

HeyJD (author)2010-07-23

People here in Australia grow up with sarcasm everywhere! It's part of a normal conversation.

Lithium Rain (author)2008-03-12

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"

Can you hear that rushing sound though? That my greatness...

ilpug (author)killerjackalope2010-02-15

this ible is amazing. now im all mad i didnt write this myself. well, the lack of purverying my omniscient sense of sardonic assholishness to the general surrounding population of manifestations of the humanoid race will be exemplified in this small peice of Pythonic drivel.  

i will insult you for money... lol. yaeh. im that good. you hear that hum? no, thats not your computer fan, thats your computer sighing in mental pleasure about what it wants to do to me because thats how damn awesome i am.

now who is smart enough to turn that around on me?

killerjackalope (author)ilpug2010-02-17

Actually the hum is my heater, singing it's glories to me. 

Big words don't make you clever but speeling them right helps, oh and yes not only is my thesaurus larger, it's more accurate.

Karel Jansens (author)2008-02-27

That virgins cartoon isn't humour; it's attempted suicide.

Haha I hope that comment was supposed to be funny, if so I got it...

Weeelll... You're the expert, eh? I happen to agree with Commander Samuel Vimes that there is a surprizingly large amount of ways for people to commit suicide, often without them even knowing there were going to kill themselves. PS: Yes, I'm a huge fan of Terry Pratchett. Fortunately, he doesn't know this. PPS: I'm also a great fan of the Danes (note: not "a fan of great danes"). Long may their cartoons sting the -- alleged -- prophet's arse! PPPS: Know any good hideouts?

ilpug (author)Karel Jansens2010-02-15

Well, as long as you keep your mouth shut and dont eat anything "onna stick, cheap" you should be fine... unless someone TALKS TO YOU LIKE THIS, then you had better walk acrossthe desert after Brutha, and dont forget the luggage...

love the books. nice to meet you, other fan.

Yeah that's true though I think unintentional suicide is known as as an accidental death... Expert huh... I was having one of those moments where I found something funny then thought, damn they better be joking, otherwise I'm a monster... Holes in the ground are a good hideout, as is the sewer system, sadly you will have to live alongside many old burnt out TV villains...

lorrwill (author)2009-03-12

killerjackolope haz mad funneh skillz

Capt. Fat (author)2009-01-13

Capt. Fat was here. Also...................................... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

KentsOkay (author)2008-12-10


The 'ible, goodhart, or me?

The trio....

Ha, cheers RS...

cd41 (author)2008-10-30

i think alot of people who like this page (like me) and comment it are apreently fans of monty pthon humor where the explnation or manyt comments at all are long drawn out silly-word-filled peices of language that will never come up in any conversation they will ever have, unless they actually find a guy who worked on Monty Python comedy. And just to clear it up most comedy like the comedy in the first paragraph is said in one or two breaths and quickly with alittle funny accent or in a funyn voice or style or dialect, or by adding more and more and more things to it

killerjackalope (author)cd412008-11-01

Don't forget the use of strange words and superlatives... I think the whole monty python thing's funny, it's still good today despite being so old, partly because it spawned massive amounts of similar comedy...

canida (author)2008-02-26

Perhaps #3 is actually "punny"?

killerjackalope (author)canida2008-02-26

Canida i wish to stab you... Puns my good man, about being funny and punny and argh.

oh stop with the pun-ishment

Why is it that you laugh at jokes but are meant to groan at puns, even though you may find them funny? There is a story (Azimov, if memory serves correctly) in which it's postulated that jokes are made up by a superior intelligence as a behavioural experiment on the human race. Puns are made up by people so we groan so as not to affect the result and that if we ever realize what is heppening, then the experiment will come to an end and . . .

(It's the 'Biggus Dickus' scene in 'Life of Brian' which really, really gets me every time.)

It's not that puns aren't funny alot of the time we've already had the reaction, it's also because they tend to be 'cheesy' really you should question goodhart about this one his puns are everywhere.

Kryptonite (author)2008-10-01

Haha, sorta weird instructable but it did make me laugh. Hehe, i like the duck's payback against the hunter.

It was one born out of a conversation so it makes no sense to begin with... Thanks we did put some effort in, some being used loosely here...

aceLED (author)2008-07-02

lol i odly remember u and goodhart having this argument on one of my forums or was it u and somthing else I think the joke was about to adam and how one lost its electron and when the other asked y he said iam positive or somthing like that ( corectme if iam wrong :P)

killerjackalope (author)aceLED2008-07-03

Sounds like goodhart...

aceLED (author)killerjackalope2008-07-08


coolz (author)2008-05-03

I created an account here when this was created

killerjackalope (author)coolz2008-05-04

Cool, just coincidence or actual reason?

coolz (author)killerjackalope2008-05-04

coincidence, i suppose

SpinWard (author)2008-04-04

I am favoriting this so I can go back and read all the funny stuff. There needs to be more lighthearted 'ibles like this. Just something to make people smile!

killerjackalope (author)SpinWard2008-04-04

Didn't make me smile...

Did it make you "laugh" or "scowl"? ;]

I'm getting stabby...

Don't you feel that way quite often? ;]

enough of the time, yes

Lithium Rain (author)2008-03-11

Nice instructable, but I think you perhaps mean "sardonic" instead of "sarcastic". sardonic adj : disdainfully or ironically humorous; scornful and mocking sarcastic adj : expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

Hmm maybe, there's both in there... The only problem is people seem more likely to understand sacrastic as a word, uhh must you give me conundrums...

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