Even though it seems like a foolproof way of foiling Girl Scouts and magazine subscription* salesfolk, failing to label your domicile with the proper numbers just doesn't work unless you can convince all of your neighbors to do the same. Otherwise, even a dull Brownie can tell that the house in between 80 and 84 is 82.
So you might as well jazz your house up a bit by making a sweet custom address marker. It's easier than community organizing, especially if you have some extra Loctite Power Grab on hand.
*Kids, ask your parents about magazines. They used to be a big deal.
Step 1: Gather materials
something flat and heavy