We've all felt the effects of the government's mind control signals, unexplainable urges to do totally illogical things like buy lots of crap you don't need or join the army. Here is a simple way to block the signals and look good doing it.
 
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temp says: Mar 2, 2009. 2:36 PM
What about the music world? They control you using sound waves! Lucky for me i don't listen to popular music. I am UNAFFECTED!
ilpug in reply to tempMay 18, 2010. 9:37 PM
Patients name- Quality music
Status- Deceased
Cause- Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical
cephalopoid in reply to ilpugAug 17, 2010. 3:23 PM
You can't be serious. Just because you need to dig for it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Kirbsome! in reply to cephalopoidAug 25, 2010. 8:24 AM
Kinda like gold in my belly button... One day I'll be the one laughing!
cephalopoid in reply to Kirbsome!Aug 25, 2010. 3:27 PM
How do you mean? Of course there's quality music! That the mainstream industry got more interested in (half-)nude background dancers and autotune doesn't mean there isn't anything good anymore.
Kirbsome! in reply to cephalopoidAug 26, 2010. 6:48 AM
I know there's some good music, but that's it.
cephalopoid in reply to Kirbsome!Aug 28, 2010. 5:20 PM
You clearly haven't digged deep enough yet. Check out wikipedia or last.fm and just click on genres you haven't heard yet, and evaluate at least 5 artists of any genre. Some music might have to grow on you, as well. But by all means, there is much more than "some" good music on this planet.
Kirbsome! in reply to cephalopoidAug 29, 2010. 3:45 AM
Very well then, may the force be with you.
Punkguyta says: Feb 3, 2007. 11:40 AM
Oh wow. But I'll give you credit, for one of the most useless instructable, it is very well put together. Good job
ilpug in reply to PunkguytaMay 18, 2010. 9:46 PM
its a shame that most people cant put his much effort and clear instructions into a serious building ible... this has excellent directions, however simple they are.
MisterSlippy says: Apr 21, 2007. 8:19 AM
(*goes searching for government thought-control experiment "opt-out" list*) They spies on me with their rays, buggrit. Millenium hand and shrimp.
Vendigroth in reply to MisterSlippyMay 18, 2007. 7:21 AM
lol I've been looking for a quote from him on this site for ages.....
Bongmaster in reply to VendigrothMay 22, 2007. 6:07 PM
ook?
Vendigroth in reply to BongmasterMay 23, 2007. 1:46 PM
*grabs book off shelf, looks for suitable reply* damn, you got me
Bongmaster in reply to VendigrothMay 23, 2007. 2:23 PM
:P {scratches head grins (big and toothy) and hands Vendigroth the perfect book, and sits back with a banana..}
Vendigroth in reply to BongmasterMay 24, 2007. 2:33 AM
this book is prefect! thanks!
ilpug in reply to VendigrothMay 18, 2010. 9:42 PM
Its time to feed your duck

What duck?


may you live in interesting times
mad magoo says: Nov 22, 2007. 10:54 PM
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ilpug in reply to mad magooMay 18, 2010. 9:39 PM
*pronounced Owen Colfer. ive met him personally. great guy. love the books. Foaly's a great charachter.
Rahdzhillaxxx says: Apr 25, 2010. 5:10 AM
 once you realize "someone" must be in charge.  And YOU would never want that job, well, Let the sun shine in :),,,,,,,  OH DARN ! too late for me. hmmmmm.
if not foil then what?
Maxaxle says: Dec 1, 2009. 8:15 PM
They all laughed at me, they all said I was crazy...Well, who's crazy NOW!???!?!?!?!?!?
Malaachi says: Nov 11, 2007. 11:06 PM
Yeah and I bet that the heat that the foil is refracting back into your head is frying your brain.
Jake-off in reply to MalaachiMar 7, 2008. 11:21 PM
any hat does the same thing basically. most of the heat is lost through your head, and a hat just keeps it all in... it just doesn't block that damn Bush from our thoughts.
WurdBendur in reply to Jake-offSep 20, 2009. 11:37 PM
That's not really true. You lose a lot more heat through your fingers than you lose through your head. That is also why your head won't get especially hot if you are wearing a hat. It isn't radiating a lot of heat to be trapped.
red-king in reply to WurdBendurNov 10, 2009. 12:22 PM
 you lose more heat from your fingers because they aren't usually covered. i would say that all body parts lose heat fairly evenly...
Dzakovich000 in reply to MalaachiMar 6, 2008. 6:26 PM
Not frying, poaching. lol.
daninja in reply to Dzakovich000Mar 14, 2009. 1:36 PM
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robcrusade says: Nov 16, 2007. 11:18 PM
The funniest part of the tin hat movement is that it has recently been found to ENCHANCE certain radio frequencies. In particular, those in use by the US Government. Perhaps they should use iron instead of tin.... cuz, yanno, irony..... Yeah.
Moomoo442 in reply to robcrusadeMar 10, 2008. 6:56 PM
He said to use aluminum not tin.
robcrusade in reply to Moomoo442Mar 11, 2008. 11:53 AM
"Tin Foil" is a colloquial expression for aluminum foil. And, as I said, according to a number of recent studies.... it actually *amplifies* government radio frequencies.

From Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin-foil_hat

More specifically, the study done recently at MIT is the source of my comment:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/

Hope that clears it up.
Virtualgoose in reply to robcrusadeMar 16, 2008. 12:08 AM
nahnahnahnah. What they need to do is make it out of copper mesh!
goeon in reply to VirtualgooseMar 15, 2009. 6:46 PM
no lets use lead foil :D
robcrusade in reply to VirtualgooseMar 16, 2008. 1:06 PM
Or we could just develop detachable brains so we only use them when we really need em. (I think I know people who've already done this!!)
Virtualgoose in reply to robcrusadeMar 17, 2008. 4:07 AM
YES
daninja says: Mar 14, 2009. 1:33 PM
My brother said that the government usues mind control to start them shootings, and then they say that "It was the guns! Guns are bad! I must take away youf second amendment rights!". And that they also used them in vietnam to strike fear in there minds!
bobguerra says: Feb 25, 2009. 5:39 AM
Foil tin hat in genuis incourage your local wavers in town too wear one
Scrupulous says: Feb 3, 2007. 8:25 PM
BRILLIANT!

I...I...I...must...give...this...a...p-p-pl...a...p-plu-u...PLUS! (ding)
eriq9 in reply to ScrupulousOct 10, 2008. 11:55 PM
i just like the picture!! that must've been what happened in the last two elections!! i know they were all a$$ clowns, but why did this one win?? hehe!
Rock Soldier says: Sep 27, 2008. 5:35 PM
how do we know that he wasn't being controlled to make this instructable and say it will block the signals, but realy it only enchance(like robcrusade said) so we all make it, vote for McCain, buy mini microchips so the goverment doesn't have to use signals to controll us and control by remote instead, and how do we know im not saying this because im being controlled by the goverment?
lunchboxslayer27 says: Sep 16, 2008. 1:04 PM
thank god! now george bush wont be able to bother me anymore!
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