Aluminum Foil Hat

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Introduction: Aluminum Foil Hat

We've all felt the effects of the government's mind control signals, unexplainable urges to do totally illogical things like buy lots of crap you don't need or join the army. Here is a simple way to block the signals and look good doing it.

Step 1: Get Your Hands on Some Aluminum Foil

The beauty of the foil hat is that it requires no tools, just aluminum foil.

Step 2: Wrap Your Head

Tear off a piece of foil at least twice the circumference of your head. Wrap your head with the foil making sure to cover the base of your skull.

Step 3: Its Working...

As you can see, in this configuration the hat is effective in blocking the signals but its not the most stylish head accessory.

Step 4: Fit the Hat

Using your hands, mold the hat to your dome by pressing the foil firmly against your head.

Step 5: You're Done!

Finally, put on your favorite hat over the foil. Now you are stylish and protected.

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    you people are crazy mind control is not real

    Exactly worked as expected... I was expecting if my MOM yells... I've ruined her Aluminum foil...

    RECORDED.

    Everything.

    Forever.

    Since years ago.

    REMEMBER: Shiny side out ALWAYS. it deflects the mind control rays.

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    What about the music world? They control you using sound waves! Lucky for me i don't listen to popular music. I am UNAFFECTED!

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    Patients name- Quality music
    Status- Deceased
    Cause- Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical

    You can't be serious. Just because you need to dig for it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

    Kinda like gold in my belly button... One day I'll be the one laughing!

    How do you mean? Of course there's quality music! That the mainstream industry got more interested in (half-)nude background dancers and autotune doesn't mean there isn't anything good anymore.

    I know there's some good music, but that's it.

    You clearly haven't digged deep enough yet. Check out wikipedia or last.fm and just click on genres you haven't heard yet, and evaluate at least 5 artists of any genre. Some music might have to grow on you, as well. But by all means, there is much more than "some" good music on this planet.

    Very well then, may the force be with you.

    Oh wow. But I'll give you credit, for one of the most useless instructable, it is very well put together. Good job

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    its a shame that most people cant put his much effort and clear instructions into a serious building ible... this has excellent directions, however simple they are.

    (*goes searching for government thought-control experiment "opt-out" list*) They spies on me with their rays, buggrit. Millenium hand and shrimp.

    5 replies

    lol I've been looking for a quote from him on this site for ages.....

    *grabs book off shelf, looks for suitable reply* damn, you got me

    :P {scratches head grins (big and toothy) and hands Vendigroth the perfect book, and sits back with a banana..}

    this book is prefect! thanks!