Finally, put on your favorite hat over the foil. Now you are stylish and protected.
We've all felt the effects of the government's mind control signals, unexplainable urges to do totally illogical things like buy lots of crap you don't need or join the army. Here is a simple way to block the signals and look good doing it.
Step 1: Get your hands on some aluminum foil
The beauty of the foil hat is that it requires no tools, just aluminum foil.