how to avoid, prevent or cause mayhem, I DO NOT RECOMMEND ANY OF THESE EXCEPT THE WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE THING UNLESS ITS WITH SOMETHING DANGEROUS OR FOR FIXING A CAR'S BRAKES!!!!!

Step 1: Choking on an Ice Cube

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. Doesnt work with bouncy balls or pennys...well, maybe...

Step 2: Vegetables Are Fun!

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. Works with tomatoes too!

Step 3: Help in the Bathroom

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. See what im saying about mayhem? i dont think theres a need for a picture... but just for entertainment, here is one

Step 4: HIGHLY UNRECCOMENDED

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

Step 5: This Actually Works!

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. or place one on your keyboard to stay away from the computer

Step 6: This Is Hard to Resist Not to Do to Someone

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. oh gosh thats funny

Step 7: Useful Tip

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.