Anti-Gravity Tree Stand

Step 9 Happy Holidays to all the Instructables Family

 
Thinking myself a right clever old elf
My wife laughed when she saw it in spite of herself.
'til she ascended the stairs and found the pole in her path.
She let out a noise... not-so-much like a laugh.

Laying a cuff upside of my head
She stepped over the boom and headed to bed. 
Never you worry, she couldn't have been much too sore.
for we've hung it like this, for the the last four years or more. 

Something unusual born from a need, is really about nothing to whistle
but, I rather like this one that twirls but won't topple down like a thistle.

The instructions are written and the photos you've seen
I hope you agree, A floating fir tree creates a wonderous scene...give it a try if you might

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.